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About This Quiz
Are you the kind of person who likes to laugh, catch up on world events, or learn something new? Take our quiz to find out which podcast you should listen to next!
What section of the newspaper do you read first?
Classifieds.
Politics.
Lifestyle.
Arts & Entertainment.
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Time for the school play! Which of these roles would you be cast in?
The lead.
The comic relief.
I'd be the director.
I'd do the lighting design and work the spotlight.
What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
I turn on the lights.
I get dressed.
I make breakfast.
I shower.
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If you were attending a party, how would you make your entrance?
Just walk in, what else would you do?
Waltz in wearing your best!
Introducing yourself and handing out business cards to everyone currently in attendance.
Immediately start cracking jokes with anyone who will listen.
A stranger needs your help, what do you do?
You go out of your way to help them.
You help but always expect something in return.
You just ignore them and walk on by.
You help them but make note to ask them for something in return later.
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If you were convicted of a crime you didn't commit, what would you do?
Hatch an escape plan and go into hiding.
Kick everyone's ass before getting arrested.
Act insane in the hopes of being acquitted.
Adopt a secret identity after hiding from the police.
What do you do in your free time?
Take selfies.
Text my boss, they're so demanding!
Call my family.
Hang out with friends.
How do you respond when insulted?
Fire back a response immediately.
Stand up for yourself calmly but firmly.
Back down, and then plot revenge.
Shrug and laugh it off.
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If you die, where do you think you will go?
Who cares?
I'd be reincarnated as someone or something else.
Heaven.
Hell.
Are you good at fixing stuff?
Yes.
I prefer to make something new with old parts, so I can't say it'll be reliable.
Nope.
I pay people to fix stuff.
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Have you ever killed a bug?
Yes, but sometimes I feel bad about it.
By accident a few times.
I like to pick at them in my spare time.
I won't go near bugs.
What's the best way to get what you want?
Follow your heart.
Use your brain.
Find someone else to do it for you.
Whatever it takes.
What do you think of fairy tales?
They're just for children.
They're good for life lessons.
They're not always black and white.
They're inaccurate.
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If you lived in Middle-earth, what would concern you most?
Stopping the rise of evil.
Losing my loved ones.
Missing a meal.
All the things that could kill me.
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Which statement do you like best?
If it's radioactive, it's automatically more interesting.
It's lame that most of the elements are silver colored metals.
Balloons that float are way cooler than ones that just sit there.
Food cooked in a real cast iron skillet tastes better than anything from a nonstick pan.
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Which reality show would you rather binge watch?
"The Bachelor."
"Top Chef."
"The Voice."
"Shark Tank."
Do you work hard or play hard?
Play hard.
Work hard.
An equal amount of both.
Can we just keep things mellow?
How do you plan to retire?
On my own private island.
I'd like to retire young, so I can travel the world.
With a diverse investment portfolio.
Retirement is for the weak.
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At what age did you know your true calling?
When I was in college.
It was decided for me.
I'm still figuring it out.
When I was a preteen.
Where would you rather live?
Downtown.
In the suburbs.
In a faraway exotic place.
In a quiet house in the country.
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