A Christmas Story Quiz that will take you right back!

By: J.P. Naomi
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
A Christmas Story Quiz that will take you right back!
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About This Quiz

Come out from under the sink, Daddy's (not) gonna kill Ralphie!! Have you watched A Christmas Story enough times to answer all of these questions correctly?!
In which year was the premiere of A Christmas Story?
1980
1983
1985
1987
A Christmas Story was based on a book titled _________.
A Christmas Story
In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash
Wanda Hickey's Night of Golden Memories
It's a Beautiful Life
Jean Shepherd not only wrote the film's story but also plays the voice of _______.
Adult Ralphie
Santa Claus
Ralphie's father
Next door neighbor

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Since 1997, TNT and/or TBS has run a 24 hour marathon of A Christmas Story called...
A Christmas Story For All
A Christmas Story You Can't Forget
A Christmas Story Marathon
24 Hours of A Christmas Story
The main character of A Christmas Story is Ralphie _______.
Jones
Parker
Smith
Dean
How old is Ralphie Parker?
7
9
12
14

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What is the name of Ralphie's brother?
Ross
Richard
Randy
Robert
In which decade is A Christmas Story set?
40s
50s
60s
80s
How does Ralphie refer to his father?
Dad
The Old Man
Father
Mr. Parker

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What is the name of Ralphie's school teacher?
Miss Bernard
Miss Simmons
Miss Shields
Miss Dugan
What does Ralphie want for Christmas?
A new bicycle
A new backpack
A BB gun
A sled
"You'll ________ your eye out."
Pop
Damage
Shoot
Jump

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Ralphie's mother, Miss Shields and ________ all gave Ralphie the same warning about the BB gun.
Old Man Parker
Randy
Santa Claus
The School Principal
Speaking about his desired BB gun, what does Ralphie mean by "this thing which tells time"?
A sundial
A clock
A stopwatch
A watch
Ralphie's two main friends are Flick and ______.
Schwartz
Bobby
Danny
Scut

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Schwartz dares Flick to _______.
Jump the fence
Put gum on the teacher's chair
Stick his tongue to the pole
Play ding-dong-ditch
Who rescued Flick from being stuck to the pole?
The Fire Department
Miss Shields
Ralphie
Old Man Parker
Miss Shields assigns the students to write a paper on _____.
Mistreating their peers
Being kind to all humankind
What they want for Christmas
The American Revolution

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What does Mr. Parker win as the grand prize in a magazine sweepstakes?
$500
A lamp
A new car
TV dinners for a year
"Ohhhhh f-----!"
Freedom!
Frank
Fooooool
Fuuuuuuudge
"The big one, the queen-mother of ______ words, the F-dash-dash-dash word!"
Bad
Dirty
Foul
Fresh

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What does Ralphie have to put in his mouth after saying the F word?
A towel
A bar of soap
Ice cubes
Mouthwash
Where do the Parkers eat on Christmas?
Italian restaurant
Their house
Chinese restaurant
Their neighbor's house
"Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. _________"
I love meatloaf
I hate meatloaf
Mom made meatloaf
Dad likes meatloaf

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When Ralphie is daydreaming, what grade does Miss Shields give him on his BB gun paper?
F
"See me"
B
A+
"Be sure to drink your ______."
Milk
Orange Juice
Tea
Ovaltine
In order to get him to eat his meatloaf and potatoes, what does Mrs. Parker tell Randy to eat like?
A cow
The little piggies
A horse
A puppy

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Who eats the Parkers' Christmas turkey dinner?
The neighbors
Thieves
They do
Dogs
What is the name of the bully who Ralphie charges and beats?
Scut
Grover
Richie
Dylan
Where is Randy hiding because he's worried that "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie?"
In the bathroom
In the closet
Under his bed sheets
Under the kitchen sink

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What happens to Ralphie's glasses on Christmas morning?
Randy hides them on him
He steps on them and breaks them
He loses them in the garbage
Scut Farkus steals them
Ralphie faked crying and told his mom that ___________.
He fell asleep with his glasses on
Scut Farkus stepped on his glasses
An icicle fell off the garage and broke his glasses
The hound dogs ran over his glasses
Where in the house does Old Man Parker display the leg lamp?
In the front window
In the kitchen
In their master bedroom
In his man cave

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A Christmas story ends with Ralphie in bed with _____ by his side.
His brother
His flashlight
Ovaltine
His BB gun
Who made the bunny costume for Ralphie as his Christmas gift?
Miss Shields
Mrs. Parker
Aunt Clara
His grandmother