Answer Some Random Questions and We'll Tell You Which Apex Predator You Are

By: Marie Hullett
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Answer Some Random Questions and We'll Tell You Which Apex Predator You Are
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About This Quiz

Though humans aren't natural apex predators, we used our brains to fight our way to the top of the food chain. Animals like bears, tigers, lions and crocodiles, meanwhile, earned their spot at the top by way of sheer strength. Through physical traits like lightning-quick speed, gargantuan muscles and vampire-sharp canines, these animals easily overpower all the rest. Even in the dead of night, they can sleep soundly knowing that a predator probably isn't plotting to tear into them. 

Although we're not natural apex predators, we have more in common with these animals than meets the eye. In fact, humans worked so hard to be as powerful as these creatures, there seems to be an apex animal deep down inside every individual. 

When you need to intimidate your enemies or garner the strength you need to go on, which apex animal do you channel? By answering the following random questions, you'll finally know which ferocious creature is actually the true you. Are you the King of the Jungle, or the Queen of the Sea? Is your natural habitat the African savannah or the swampy marshes of Florida? The following quiz will give you the answers you need to know, once and for all. Answer honestly, though—no lion! 


Mmm, brunch. What will you order for everyone's favorite meal?
Salmon Benedict
Strawberry and Nutella pancakes
Chicken and waffles
Scrambled eggs, potatoes and toast
After observing their palpable connection in "A Star is Born," a lot of people ship Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, especially now that they're single. Do you?
Yes, absolutely, I ship.
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.
If they get together, they'll just break up anyway.
I don't care.
OK, pretend that aliens landed on earth. Would you prefer that they be robots or an organic species?
Ahhh! Neither.
Robots
Organic species
It doesn't matter. I won't be afraid of them regardless.

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Even when no one else will, Ben & Jerry's will always be there for you. So, which flavor is your go-to?
Phish Food
Cherry Garcia
Chunky Monkey
Everything But The...
Would you rather lose the ability to read, lose the ability to write or lose the ability to speak?
Speak
Write
Read
I'll do without all of those things just fine, thanks.
Michael B. Jordan is an actor, model and heartthrob. So, which Michael B. Jordan is your favorite Michael B. Jordan?
Reggie Montgomery in "All My Children"
Vince Howard in "Friday Night Lights"
Erik Killmonger in "Black Panther"
Adonis Creed in "Creed"

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Let's rewind to middle school gym class. Which skill was your most impressive?
Hand-eye coordination
Weight-lifting
Speed
Balance and agility
You're still in gym class, and your teacher is telling everyone what activity you're doing today. What do you hope it is?
Water aerobics
Football
Basketball
Dodgeball
Speaking of school-related activities, which of the following is your favorite subject?
Marine biology
History
Political science
Archeology

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Maybe you don't play fetch or roll in the grass, but still. Which dog breed are you most like?
Labrador Retriever
Husky
Greyhound
Pit bull
Time to read a classic work of literature. Which book will you choose?
"Moby Dick"
"Call of the Wild"
"Animal Farm"
"Notes of a Crocodile"
Wow, you can suddenly talk to animals—but only some of them. Which variety do you most hope to be able to communicate with?
Animals that live underwater
Mammals that live on land
Animals that fly
Reptiles

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Which trendy meal in a Mason jar would you like to order?
Salad in a jar
Yogurt parfait in a jar
Apple compote in a jar
Yellow curry in a jar
You have some secrets you've been dying to get off your chest, but you can't tell anyone in your inner circle. Which celeb would you like to spill the tea to instead?
Michelle Obama
Lady Gaga
Dwayne Johnson
Elon Musk
You have to live in one of the following tiny homes for the rest of your life. What do you choose?
Tiny floating home
Tiny cabin
Tiny VW bus conversion home
Tiny house on wheels

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Now, where will you live in your new tiny home?
Hawaii
Alaska
Thailand
Cuba
No one is perfect. So, what's your most not-so-perfect trait?
I talk too much.
I'm lazy.
I complain a lot.
I can get pretty aggressive.
Now, what's one awesome quality about you?
I'm a lot of fun!
I'm kind.
I'm a self-starter.
I'm smart.

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"I liked them before they were famous," so many say. So, which musical artist did you totally love before they hit it big?
Migos
Billie Eilish
Arcade Fire
FKA Twigs
Let's take a break and watch a Disney movie. Which one do you want to see?
"Moana"
"Frozen"
"Jungle Book"
"Peter Pan"
People might not be perfect, but some things are. Which one of these perfect items sounds the most perfect?
A perfectly sliced apple
A perfectly round snowball
A perfectly round pancake
A perfectly sharpened pencil

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One of the Jonas brothers is going shopping with you! Who do you hope it is?
Nick Jonas
Kevin Jonas
Joe Jonas
No Jonas
While you're out shopping, what brand of sneakers will you buy?
Nike
Adidas
Reebok
I don't want to buy sneakers.
OK, maybe you guys should grab a coffee now. Which trendy latte will you order?
Beetroot latte
Golden milk latte
Charcoal latte
Matcha green tea latte

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Now it's time to say goodbye! Do you think you're going to see your new Jonas Brother friend again?
I hope so!
I'll give him my number, but I won't get my hopes up.
I doubt it.
Absolutely not. I never wanted to see him in the first place!
Everyone seems to have a strong opinion about this. So, what would you say is the most important part of a burrito (excluding the tortilla)?
Sour cream
Guacamole
Meat
Beans
Speaking of lunch items, where do you stand on the great hot dog sandwich debate?
A hot dog is totally a sandwich.
A hot dog is definitely not a sandwich.
I don't care, but do you have one? Because I'm hungry.
A hot dog is actually a burrito.

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Which Prince hit do you wish would play every time you enter a room?
"When Doves Cry"
"Cream"
"Purple Rain"
"Let's Go Crazy"
Some people are night owls, others are morning larks. How about you—what's your favorite time of day?
Noon
Dusk
Morning
The dead of night
Yawn. How many times do you press snooze before finally rolling out of bed?
Once
I just always accidentally sleep through it.
A bunch. Then I take a nap a couple hours later.
I don't need an alarm; I wake up like clockwork.

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