Answer These 30 Questions and We'll Tell You Which Unusual Job You Could Be Perfect For

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer These 30 Questions and We'll Tell You Which Unusual Job You Could Be Perfect For
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About This Quiz

The Cistercian monks used to say, "To work is to pray"—that is, any work, however seemingly unimportant, poorly paid or under-recognized, is made holy and dignified by the fact of simply being work. This is certainly true. After all, if you're supporting your family, exercising your intelligence, contributing to your community or furthering humanity's prospects for the future, then you're doing something useful and important. Even if your job is "just" flipping burgers, or not very well remunerated or often misunderstood, you can come home after a day's work feeling secure in the knowledge that you are a productive citizen—and of course, that dignity extends to unpaid roles like volunteering, parenting and care work. 

The great privilege of modern life is to be able to demand more from our work than just something that keeps the lights on. Humans today aspire not just to survive, but to thrive, to be intellectually challenged, to further our creative potential—and for some of us, that fulfillment is to be found in a weirder place than others. However, if you're overburdened with educational, personal or care responsibilities, it's perfectly OK to just want a paycheck and a job that doesn't tax your mind too much. Either way, an unusual job might suit your current needs! Let's see if we can find the right one for you!

What's the hardest-earned qualification you have?
Technical certificate
Biology degree
I don't have any.
GED
Who do you want to see in your workplace?
Burly men
PhDs
A random selection of people
Everyone!
How do you feel about commuting?
I will only do it twice a year.
I can handle up to 45 minutes.
I like doing a different commute every time.
Any distance is fine on a bike.

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What's your take on very deep water?
I love it!
I'm horrified just thinking about it.
It's fine, I guess!
I like it reasonably deep but not very deep.
Are you pretty technically savvy?
Yes, fairly
Yes, immensely
Not even slightly
I get by!
How old would you like to retire?
45
70
I don't expect to retire.
65

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Why are you looking for an unusual job?
I want to leave my town and never come back.
I'm incredibly smart and need intellectual stimulation.
I need work. Any work.
I want to serve my community in an unusual way.
What outfit makes you feel like your baddest self?
Hard diving suit
Lab coat
Jeans and a T-shirt
Overalls
Who would you most like to impress when you tell them what you do?
The opposite sex
My parents
I don't want anyone to be impressed.
My buddies

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Do you need to get your intellectual stimulation from your work?
Not really
Yes
Definitely not
I like to get it from podcasts that I listen to at work!
How hale and hearty are you feeling these days?
Extremely
Not at all
Reasonably
Better than average
Can you entertain yourself when there's no stimulation around you?
No, but I don't need much stimulation.
Yes, but I don't want to.
Yes, and I love doing it!
If I have to, sure!

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Do you mind being in a pretty much all-dude environment?
I love it!
I hate it!
I don't mind either way.
I prefer a mix of types of people, including gender.
What's your position on being cooped up in a lab or office all day?
Sounds weak. I like a much more miserable space than that.
I love it!
I would not like that one bit.
That's my idea of hell.
How tidy do you keep your workspace?
Tidy enough, but no more
Immaculate
I don't want to be responsible for tidiness levels.
Pretty tidy

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Would you like to travel for work?
Yes, please! Somewhere very far!
No thanks!
Not really
I guess I could.
Do you consider yourself a foodie?
No. I only like slabs of meat.
Absolutely! I am a super-taster.
No. I like junk food above all.
I appreciate healthy food, but otherwise no.
How do you feel about gaming the system—for example, secretly doing a remote job while present at another job?
I couldn't possibly think that hard.
I want to be too busy to do that.
That's the dream! Double billing, here I come!
Maybe. Depends on the jobs.

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What type of equine would you like to ride to work, if you could?
Seahorse
Unicorn
Just a regular pony
Pegasus
What do you do when your boss is yelling at you?
I yell back.
Quit. I have options. They can't do this to me.
I suck it up for now and cry later.
I go someplace nice in my head until they're done.
Have you ever quit a job without a backup plan?
Yes, but I always get hired within a few weeks.
No, I'm not that brave.
Many times
Not yet!

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Are you currently in any sort of education?
I'm training for another technical certificate.
No. I have a PhD already, though.
I'm in school, yes.
I'm taking a pottery class.
What topography do you prefer around your workplace?
Ocean
I don't really have a preference.
Pretty hills
Flat, ideally
Do you tan easily?
Yes
No. I abhor the sun.
Not really. I'm fairly resistant to the sun.
Fairly well

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Can you handle living at your workplace for months on end?
I would love that!
I would definitely die. It's not even about liking it or not; I'd just die.
I would hate that.
I would really dislike that.
What's the most dangerous thing you'd like to see in your workplace?
Sharks, explosions, intense pressure ...
A recently mopped floor
Over-enthused fan
Deep river
Would you rather be salaried, a contractor or a gig worker?
Contractor
Salaried
Gig worker
Whatever pays the most

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If everything goes perfectly, where will you be in ten years?
Retired on a little farm in the mountains
I will have my boss' boss' job.
I have no idea.
I will work for a climate-activist group as an organizer.
What's the number-one thing you need from a job right now?
Have a sense of purpose, support my family
Intellectual stimulation, creative challenges, make good money
To not get evicted
Get outside, meet cool people, do something useful
Do you actually like talking to other people?
Not much
Yes, if they're smart.
Not really
Sure!

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