Answer These Kinky Questions, and We'll Guess How Good You Are in Bed!

By: Talin Vartanian
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer These Kinky Questions, and We'll Guess How Good You Are in Bed!
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About This Quiz

Ahh ... the love of a romantic relationship. Full of wonderful dates, passionate make-out sessions and lots of cuddling. But do you know where all this stuff leads to? Sex. Let's not be shy about it, because sex is a wonderful thing that can happen between two people. It's a way to share intimacy with someone you love, as well as learn more about their needs and desires. So even if you don't consider yourself to be a kinky person now, you're about to become one with this steamy quiz!

At its core, sex is pretty basic. Or maybe it seems that way if you're at the "beginner" level. But it all depends on your experience in the bedroom. Maybe you don't know much about sex, but you're open to trying new things, which could earn you the "intermediate" status. On the flip side, you could be a person who knows everything and more about sex, foreplay and toys, which will probably skyrocket you up to the "expert" level. 

But remember: no matter what your current experience level is, there's always room for improvement in the "kinky" world. Just tell us what you know about sex so we can determine how good you are in bed!

Couple sleeping
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Have you ever done a one-night stand?
Oh, I've done a two-night stand. ;)
Of course I have!
Nope
A what?
Santa Claus
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Are you currently on the nice or the "naughty" list?
I've been pretty naughty this year ...
I've been a mix of both.
I've been nice, I think ...
Oh, I know I've been nice!
pretty redhead
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How many kinky toys do you actually own?
I lost count, and I don't think I want to know.
A whole lot
A few
None

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Which of these songs would you get down and dirty to?
“Feeling Myself” by Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj
“Earned It” by The Weeknd
“Pony” by Ginuwine
“Starving” by Hailee Steinfeld
Jack and Rose
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How often do you rewind the sex scene while watching a movie?
I always do this. I just can't help it!
I think I've only done this once or twice.
Only if the sex scene is super hot
I've never done that.
Texting
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If you had sex with your crush, what kind of emoji would you text them afterward?
🤫
😏
😘
😍

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Haley Dunphy nurse costume
ABC
Which of these kinky costumes would you wear to a Halloween party?
Sexy Cleopatra
Sexy nurse
Sexy maid
Sexy flapper costume
Shower
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Have you ever done it in the shower?
Oh yeah ... many times
Only once
No, but it's on my bucket list.
Done what?
Rose Petals bed
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What would you sprinkle on the bed before the lovey-dovey session begins?
Rose petals
Ideally, cash money
Confetti
Nothing

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Aside from the bedroom, where is a great place to have sex?
Kitchen
Living room
Office room
I like the bedroom.
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Are you the more dominant one in bed?
I like to take turns with this.
Heck yeah!
Nah, too much work
Beats me.
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How do you feel about talking during sex?
Only when it's appropriate in the moment
I like some soft whispers.
I don't mind some humorous conversations through it.
That's just weird.

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Which of these steamy movies would you watch with your boo?
"Fifty Shades of Grey"
"Blue Is the Warmest Colour"
"Eyes Wide Shut"
"Strangers by the Lake"
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Which of these words sounds more appealing: "rough" or "gentle"?
Rough
I like both. ;)
Gentle
Are we still talking about sex here?
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Is morning sex really better than steamy, late-night sex?
Trust me, they're pretty equal.
Late-night sex has no competition.
I like morning sex better.
I wouldn't know.

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Would you ever want to have sex with someone in a car?
I already have!
That sounds awesome!
Not my cup of tea.
That sounds way too risky.
Cherries
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How about choosing one of these yummy treats for a rather "tasty" love session?
Cherries
Whipped cream
Strawberries
Chocolate
stockings
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If you could try out one of these kinky fetishes for the evening, which would you choose?
Bondage
Impact play
Nylons
Limits

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Lingerie
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Do you own any sexy lingerie?
Maybe ...
Of course I do.
Nope, but I have my eye on something ...
Nope, not interested
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Is it more fun to have sex with or without clothes on?
Hey, I'm open to anything.
Without clothes. Is that even a question?
I like a tiny bit of clothing left on.
With clothes — it seems safer that way.
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Do you prefer spontaneous sex or a session that is thoughtfully planned out?
Spontaneous sessions are always the best.
I like the planned out ones. It's something to look forward to.
I don't know, I just go with the flow.
I don't have much of a preference.

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Have you ever had sex in the dark?
That's the best type of sex.
I prefer dim lighting.
Nope
I tried once ... didn't work out so well.
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If you were hiking with your boo and they wanted to get down and dirty in the midst of nature, what would you say?
"You read my mind!"
"Only if you can find a safe spot first."
"Um ... I'm not so sure about this."
"No! Are you nuts?!"
Couple kiss
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Are you open to trying new positions?
I'm open to it, but I do have my favorite moves.
Heck yeah!
Not really
I guess it depends on the position.

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Three people
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They say that "Two's company, three's a crowd." Would it be fun to include a third person in this mix?
They can just sit back and watch. ;)
Sure, that'd be fun!
No, that'd be super weird.
Wait! Who's this random other person?!
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Have you ever had sex without a "glove on it"?
Oh, yes ... many, many times
I think just once or twice.
I don't know what this means.
Nope!
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If someone called you while you were having sex, what would you do?
Answer the phone while having sex. ;)
Depends, who's calling?
Let it go to voicemail.
Stop the session and quickly answer the phone.

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Couple photos
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Would you ever want to roleplay your secret fantasies?
I'm open to it.
I already have!
No, it seems better in my imagination.
I don't know. Maybe I would.
Woman pajamas
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Marilyn Monroe reportedly only wore perfume in bed. What do you normally sleep in?
I'm like her. I just wear perfume/cologne to bed.
It depends on my mood.
Bra and/or underwear
Fuzzy PJs
Woman phone call
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Would you be open to talking dirty on the phone?
I already do this on a regular basis.
Oh yeah, I'd be open to it.
Only with my significant other
Nope, too scary!

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