Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess Which Gemstone You Are

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess Which Gemstone You Are
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About This Quiz

You might not think that gemstones and intimacy have much in common, but you couldn't be more wrong! In fact, after we find out exactly how kinky you are, we will be able to pair you with the gemstone that reflects your style. Will it be the gemstone you like the most, or will it be something completely new to you?

Long-held beliefs about gemstones indicate that each gemstone has a different sent of human properties and traits. From the unconditional love of the ruby to the mystery of opals, gemstones have represented our inner feelings for centuries. It only makes sense that getting to know your kinky side would lead us down the path to the gemstone that you are at heart. 

As we turn up the heat throughout this quiz, try to give us your truest response. Every answer you give us remains in the highest of confidence, but you'll want to share your gemstone with your friends once we let you know which one you are. Tell us what you like, how experienced you are and what you like from others, Then, we'll know which gemstone you shine like even when you aren't in the bedroom!

Are you a member of the mile high club?
I'm a repeat member.
I would love to join the mile high club.
I would never do that.
I've joined the club once.
Which safe word would you choose?
Puppies
Democracy
Dunce
Rainbow
What kind of handcuffs do you prefer?
I don't like that stuff.
I like the fuzzy ones the best.
I prefer silk ties.
Police-issue cuffs are the best.

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Which word makes you giggle the most?
Dong
Fanny
Jerk
Moist
Have you ever had a threesome?
I've come close.
I sure have.
That's my business.
I would like to try it.
Do you prefer the top or the bottom?
It depends who I'm with.
I like the bottom more.
It depends on my mood.
I prefer the top.

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What part of your body is most scrumptious?
Breasts
Buns
Genitals
Abs
Would you prefer a latex suit or body paint?
I'm good with either.
I prefer my own skin.
I like body paint more.
I prefer latex suits.
Do you prefer to be spanked or to do the spanking?
I don't like either role.
I prefer to be spanked.
I'm fine with either.
I like to do the spanking.

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Which animal are you most like in the sack?
Horse
Rabbit
Snake
Wolf
Are you a quiet or a loud partner?
It depends on my mood.
I'm on the quiet side.
I'm both sometimes.
I'm the louder one.
How many one-night stands have you had?
I've had my fair share.
I've never had one.
I've only had one.
I've had a couple.

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How would a naughty dream about your boss make you feel?
Nauseous
Horny
Ashamed
Curious
Where do you think you are on the scale of vanilla to kinky?
I'm more like hot chocolate.
I'm closer to vanilla.
I'm off the kinky charts.
I'm closer to kinky.
Which room of your house is most fun to get it on in?
Bathroom
Laundry room
Living room
Kitchen

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Which public place would be the most fun to sneak off and get busy?
Art museum
Fancy restaurant
Family dinner
Amusement park
Which carnival ride are you like in bed?
Merry-go-Round
Tilt-a-Whirl
Zipper
Scrambler
Do you watch porn at work?
I only watch porn at home.
Guilty!
I never watch porn.
That's a great idea!

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How do you feel about backdoor action?
I've never tried it.
It's great to use the backdoor.
I prefer the front door, thanks.
I've tried it a few times.
Are you the type to kiss and tell?
It depends on the kiss.
I kiss and tell my best friend.
I kiss and tell everyone.
I'm fairly private.
If you best friend kissed you, how would you react?
I would feel confused.
I would reciprocate.
I would be angry.
I would be shocked.

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Do you like being watched?
It's not for me.
I don't like it, but I'll do it.
I love it.
How does one get watched?
Do you prefer the lights on or off?
I don't mind either way.
I prefer them off.
I like them on.
It depends on the time of day.
What do you like to do after getting busy?
I like to have a snack.
I like to go home.
I like to take a nap.
I like to get busy again.

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Have you ever caught anyone in the act?
I saw my parents.
I saw my roommates.
I saw my mom and Santa Claus.
I have been spared the horror.
Do you prefer breasts or thighs?
Are we talking about chicken here?
I like them both.
I like pecs and biceps more.
I prefer thighs.
Which thing would get your motor revving the most?
A bubblebath
A romantic dinner
A big, fat diamond
A nice massage

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Which part of your body do you like to have massaged most?
Back
Butt
Downtown
Feet
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I was in my teens.
I was in my 20s.
I was in my 40s.
That's my business.
What kind of lover would your last ex say you are?
Skilled
Fun
Wild
Adventurous

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