Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess Which Goddess Rules You

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess Which Goddess Rules You
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About This Quiz

These days, it's incredibly fashionable to claim that you're extremely kinky and that you spend every weekend swinging from the rafters with all sorts of different partners. Of course, the truth is that most people are fairly monogamous most of the time, and that kink exists on a spectrum. Some people are totally vanilla, while others can't finish unless they wear a very specific rubber outfit and get walloped in a very specific way to the chorus of a song they heard in college.

While some kinks are not connected to your outside life - for example, you can be extremely dominant in life but very submissive in bed, and vice versa - your kinks might tell you a little about your soul... and that in turn tells you a little about the goddess to whom you connect the most.

It may be easy in this crazy modern world of ours to disconnect from our bodies and not to realize that they can tell us about our connection to the divine, but that doesn't mean they aren't giving us signals. Let's find out a little bit about how you like to get it on, and we'll pinpoint the goddess who rules over your life!

Do you like to be in charge?
Nope!
Naturally
No, but I'm very clear on my limits.
It's a balance.
Do you find it easy to communicate about what you like?
Sometimes I'm a little woolly.
It's only easy if the partner is on the same wavelength.
Yes, it's easy.
It's easy because I don't like much!
Do you like to involve a lot of implements and toys?
Sure, why not?
Depends on the implements!
Love it!
No, thanks

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How many partners is too many at once?
No amount!
One per session is fine but a sidepiece can be handy.
I'm open to two if they are the right tow.
More than one
Are you monogamous in your kink?
Nope!
Generally
Not generally
Of course
Do exotic locations play a role in your kink?
I hope so!
Sometimes
Yes, often
No, thanks!

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Will you try anything once?
I'll try anything thrice.
I'll try anything twice.
I won't try certain things but within those limits, anything goes once.
No!
Do you need a strong intellectual connection to get your kink on?
Nope!
Of course!
Not really
The emotional side is bigger for me.
Does your kink cost a lot of money (e.g. membership of a club)?
No, I get in free because I'm so adorable.
Yes, I spend a lot to get a lot.
I spend money on quality props if you know what I mean.
I spend a little, but I do it wisely.

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Do you mostly get your kink on at home?
Nah, I go everywhere you can imagine.
I prefer that, yes.
I have a few places I like, and any of them works for me.
I don't really get my kink on.
Are you a member of your local kink scene?
I'm a newbie but they like me!
Yes, I'm well known and established.
I come and go a little.
Not at all
How did you first learn about your kinks?
Books
Friends
A partner suggested some things.
I still haven't really.

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Are you good at reading how your partner is experiencing a kinky session?
Not yet, alas. I ask a lot.
Yes, very
Fairly good, yes
Not really
Do you have any guilt around your kink?
Every so often some feelings come up that I wasn't expecting.
Not these days, no
I do a little, yes, but I know where my soft spots are.
Oh goodness, so many!
Who would be the worst person to find out about your kinks?
My judgy parents
My judgy clients
My judgy friends
Literally anyone

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Do you like to involve food?
Sure!
Only certain foods
No, the cleanup is too much.
No, that is not hygienic.
What materials do you employ?
Lace, leather, rubber... all of it really.
A bit of leather
Lace for me!
Some feathers
How often do you get your kink on?
Whenever I can!
Weekly
Monthly
On special occasions

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Do you like to keep it vanilla sometimes?
No, that is boring.
I like both equally.
Yes, most of the time.
Yes, all the time.
How early in meeting a partner do you raise your kinky preferences?
Immediately
Early on
I'm monogamous with someone who shares them and learned together, so I don't know.
Only after being together a long while
Is a particular non-sexual bodypart a major player in your kinks?
Feet!
Brain. It's cliche, but there it is.
Fingers
Not really

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Do you tend to like a lot of aftercare?
Not really
Not too much, but some
I love it!
It's by far the best part.
Does your kink involve a lot of pain?
Sure, why not?
It can do.
Not much, no
Definitely not
What's the nicest thing about submission?
Feeling free
Not being in charge for a while
I don't really like it actually.
Fully trusting someone

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Do you go by another name while you're playing?
I have a few, yes.
Just one
I haven't done, no.
No, but maybe I should!
Do your friends know you are into kinky things?
Sure, that's how we met.
I don't think so.
Goodness, I hope not.
No
On a scale of 1 to 10, just how kinky are you?
9-10
8
6
4 or below

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What is the kinkiest thing, in your view?
Scat. Sorry, but it is.
Swinging. It's the most likely to affect your life outside the bedroom.
24/7 master/slave play
Anything that breaks the skin.
Do you judge people who are more vanilla than you?
Yes, they are boring.
No. I don't care what other people do.
I respect people for knowing what they like, I guess... but I do judge them if it's stupid.
No.
How do you generally feel after some fun kinky times with your boo?
Fired up!
Cathartic
Peaceful
Seen

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