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All things being equal, there's nothing inherently kinky about anyone's haircut. You can have your hair styled in a way that's more suited to the shape of your face or your features. You can coordinate and contrast it with your makeup and clothes.ÂÂ
But by and large, your hair doesn't have a ton of sex appeal in and of itself. That doesn't mean you can't work with it, though. The way you have your hair cut and styled is one of the easiest and most noticeable ways you have to project an image of yourself and your personality to people without even having to say a word. Hair can speak volumes, even if your hair doesn't have a lot of volume.
Since your hair can do such a good job of projecting your personality, it stands to reason if we know about your personality, we can guess some things about your hair, right? Like maybe if you were to tell us a bit about your kinky side, we could tell you a bit about the haircut you should be sporting. Answer us a few little questions and in no time you'll be booking an appointment to go to the salon.
Have you ever found yourself so attracted to someone right after meeting them that you took things to bed that same day?
Someone I just met? No!
I've wanted to but never followed through.
Once.
That's happened more than once.
If you were in a private spot in a public park with your significant other, is there any chance you might decide to get a little sexy?
I'm not sure if I'd have the guts.
I'd love to!
Anything's possible.
I've done that before.
How many one-night stands would you say you've had in your life?
Not many.
One or two.
A few.
Not enough!
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As you may be aware, the Mile High Club is what you join when you manage to pull off doing it on an airplane. Are you a member?
How do people do that in a tiny airplane bathroom?
I'd love to be.
Not yet.
You better believe it.
Have you ever used the backseat of a car for purposes that were a little naughtier than just carpooling?
No, I haven't.
Once or twice.
Maybe a few times.
Of course!
If a total stranger were to open the drawer in your nightstand right this moment, would they discover anything embarrassing?
Nothing weird in there.
I keep my kinky stuff elsewhere.
Oh yes. Yes, they would.
I'm not embarrassed. It's got toys in it.
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Have you ever brought some food items into the bedroom?
I've eaten snacks in bed, does that count?
I've tried some flavored lube and stuff.
I've given whipped cream and strawberries and things like that a try.
I've turned my room into a buffet, basically.
You have this quiz open in one window. Got anything dirty open in another window?
What? No!
If I wasn't at work I would.
That's for later.
Maaaaaybe.
There are a lot of sites on the internet with free videos and images. That said, have you ever paid for pornography?
Never.
The free stuff is good enough for me.
Once or twice.
Of course! I have to support my favorite performers.
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Have you ever been inspired to take some dirty photos of yourself and share them with someone else?
Nope!
None that showed my face.
A few, with some people I trusted.
I've taken literally hundreds.
Have you ever gone into the bathroom at work to look at porn on your phone?
Of course not!
I haven't, but I like that idea.
Wait, are people doing that?
How did you know?
Where are you most likely to go shopping if you're in the market for a new sex toy?
Amazon!
I know someone who hosts parties.
My local sex-positive, womxn-owned shop.
Probably online, but there are stores in town if I'm in a hurry.
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Some people really enjoy a little voyeurism. Have you ever watched another couple?
No.
No, but there are some people I'd love to watch.
Yes. With consent, of course!
More than one couple.
If you're not a voyeur, you might be an exhibitionist. What would you think of someone watching you getting down?
No thanks.
This really depends on who's watching.
Never done it but the idea turns me on.
I love it!
A lot of cities have clubs where couples can go to meet other like-minded couples into swinging. Would you go to a place like that?
That's not for me.
Maybe. I'd be super nervous.
I like the sound of that.
I've already been to some.
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Sex on the Beach is a pretty popular cocktail. Have you ever done the act that inspired the drink's name?
Nope.
On a beach? With all that sand? No thanks.
I'd love to but never have.
I have indeed.
Did you know that, worldwide, over 20 billion texts are sent every single day? How often do you sext?
I don't.
Not often, but it happens.
When the mood strikes.
More than my fair share.
Have you ever used an app like Tinder just to meet someone for sex?
I've used dating apps, sure.
I've used it but I haven't met anyone.
A couple of times.
I've signed up for a few.
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The bedroom is the traditional room for sexy fun times, but where else in the house inspires you to get frisky?
The shower.
The sofa.
The kitchen.
Literally any room in the house.
Can you imagine a situation in which you might enjoy having someone spank you?
Not really.
I think I could picture that.
I've tried it before.
I can a lot more than imagine and have many times.
A lack of control is a turn on for some folks. What's your opinion on being restrained in the bedroom?
I've considered it.
I tried it before.
I prefer to do the restraining.
That's why I own the handcuffs.
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Some folks say "the more the merrier." Would you ever engage in "group work"?
I'm not really sure about that.
I'd have a threesome.
That sounds fun.
I would and I have and I want to again.
Roleplaying can certainly add a new dynamic to your bedroom fun. Have you ever tried it?
That doesn't appeal to me.
I tried but it was awkward and weird.
I've given a couple scenarios a try.
I deserve an Academy Award.
How do you let someone know when you're sexually attracted to them?
I'm kind of awkward with that stuff.
I try to give off some signs.
I get very flirty.
I can be very, very blunt.
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They say necessity is the mother of invention. Have you ever adapted a normal household item for special use?
I have not.
I may have leaned against the dryer longer than I needed to.
That's what the shower head is for.
All kinds of things.
How often would you say you fantasize about friends and coworkers?
Not that much.
Once in a while.
Fairly often.
Constantly.
What do you most like to do in those few moments after you've just done the deed?
Bask in the afterglow.
Nap time!
Grab a drink to rehydrate.
Start over.
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Do you have a musical preference for when you and a partner are getting busy?
I don't need music.
Something sexy, obviously.
Something with a good beat.
Something fast and loud.
Are you more of a lights on kind of person or a lights off kind of person?
Lights off is nice.
Either way.
In the moment, it doesn't really matter.
I like lights on so I can see what I'm doing.
If you were in the market to get a little dirty in a public place, where would it be?
The movies.
The woods.
The park.
There aren't that many bad places, I don't think.
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