Answer These Questions and We'll Guess How Often You Sin

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer These Questions and We'll Guess How Often You Sin
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About This Quiz

Before we begin finding out how often you sin, let's get something straight. We are big believers in forgiveness around here, so even your most wicked sin can automatically be dismissed. Don't be afraid to answer our questions truthfully because it's the only way we can correctly guess how often you commit a sin. 

As you give us your responses, we will compare them to the Ten Commandments and to the Seven Deadly Sins. Depending on the way you tell us about yourself, we'll be able to tell if you sin every day or if it's something you only do by accident. There's no right or wrong answer, but telling us the truth will lead us down the correct path. It might not be the path of total righteousness, but we have done our best to keep our questions clean and honorable. 

Don't worry! We are not in the business of reporting your answers to the big man upstairs. We are simply here to see if we can figure out how often your human nature and its love for temptation takes hold of you. Do you sin as much as you breathe, or would you rather live under a rock than to ever sin again? Let's work together to find out!

Do you ever sample the grapes when you are grocery shopping?
I sample a lot of things when I go shopping.
No, they need to be washed first.
I only sample the free samples.
I wouldn't dream of doing something like that.
How well do you think you'll do during the rapture?
I'll do better than most people I know.
I will be taken to my Father.
I guess I'll find out when it happens.
I don't really believe in the rapture.
Which of the Seven Deadly Sins do you think is the worst to commit?
Wrath
Pride
Sloth
Gluttony

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Are you devoutly religious or devoutly spiritual?
I'm a little of both.
I go on the holidays.
I'm completely committed to my religion.
I'm on the more spiritual end.
How many verses from religious texts can you recite?
I don't know very many.
I can recite a couple of verses.
I know at least 10.
Which book would you like me to recite?
Do you use a lot of curse words?
I use curse words all the time.
I let a curse word slip sometimes.
I try to avoid cursing, but it happens.
I never use curse words.

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Which of the apostles do you have most in common with?
Thomas
Paul
Judas
Peter
Do you say any prayers before you fall asleep?
I never say my prayers.
I meditate more than I pray.
I say my prayers when I remember.
I say my prayers every night.
Would you rather eat loaves or eat fishes?
I would like one of each.
I prefer bread.
I would rather have the fish.
Can I have a steak instead?

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When you are in a relationship, what is most important to you?
Affection
Communication
Loyalty
Honesty
Have you ever peeked inside a friend's medicine cabinet?
Guilty!
I have when I was looking for something.
I don't have any reason to do that.
No, but I do look in their refrigerators.
If we asked your best friend, how big would they say your ego is?
Huge
Average
Small
Nonexistent

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Which story from the Bible is most fascinating?
Jonah and the whale
The crucifixion
The rapture
Noah's ark
Did you ever sneak out when you were a teenager?
I did it all the time.
I never snuck out.
I always told my parents where I was going.
I used to sneak out to go to dances.
What do you usually do on Sunday afternoons?
I make dinner for my family.
I usually watch a game.
I help out after church.
Sunday afternoons are for naps.

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Which of these Biblical jobs would suit you best?
Farmer
Blacksmith
Marketeer
Soldier
Have you ever called in sick when you were not sick?
Everyone needs a mental health day.
I use my sick days for days when I'm sick.
I wouldn't dream of doing that.
I would simply tell my boss that I need a day off.
Which of these virtues is most important to your way of living?
Grace
Prudence
Respect
Courage

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How strong is your moral compass?
It goes a little crazy sometimes.
It really depends on the decisions I have to make.
It's very strong.
It's stronger than anyone I know.
If you saw someone shoplifting, what sort of reaction would you have?
I would mind my business.
I'm sure I would tell the manager.
I would call them out.
I'm sure I would call 911.
Which one of your emotions do you tend to lead with?
Anger
Happiness
Admiration
Fear

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How big was the fish that got away?
It was as big as my arm!
I don't go fishing.
It was actually pretty small.
It was the size of a baby whale.
If your best friend asked, would you help them move?
I have to work that day.
I'm going to be out of town.
If it's small stuff, sure.
I would run right over.
When is the last time you got a speeding ticket?
I've never had one.
I got a warning once.
It was recently.
I have had a few of them.

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Which tenant of law enforcement do you think is most important?
Protecting
Truthfulness
Duty
Service
How many times a week do you have a late night snack?
I don't eat after 6 PM.
Every night!
I never snack after dinner.
I snack when I feel hungry.
If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
I would donate a big lump to charity.
I will be found booking a trip around the world.
I would start doing home improvements.
I would change my name and move.

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How happy are you right now?
I'm over the moon.
I could pee a little.
I'm not all that amused.
I'm more melancholic than happy right now.
Are you any good at keeping secrets?
I'm great at keeping secrets.
I always tell my best friend.
Don't tell me secrets.
I won't keep a dangerous secret.
Are you more honest than your coworkers?
I'm more honest than most people I know.
All of us are horrible liars.
I'm more honest than most of them.
I think we're equally honest.

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