Answer These Questions and We'll Guess Which Junk Food Matches Your Personality

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Answer These Questions and We'll Guess Which Junk Food Matches Your Personality
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About This Quiz

We tend to think of our personalities as layers of experience, nature, nurture, emotion and education. It's unfortunate that we never think of it as junk food, because we all know how much everyone loves junk food! Since we cannot let a problem go unsolved, we've decided to pair your personality up with the junk food that matches you best. 

As we munch our way through this quiz, there's no reason to call junk food one of your guilty pleasures. We do not want you to associate your sweet and creamy personality with any sort of guilt. As they say, you can't take the Twinkies with you when you go. You might as well enjoy them now! 

Through a series of questions about your personality, the way you feel about food and your lifestyle, we'll be able to pair you with the junk food you are most like when you let out your waistband. Even if you've never considered yourself to have anything in common with your favorite junk foods, this quiz might surprise you. 

Are you more savory than sweet? Are you more salty than rich? After you answer these questions, we'll let you know which junk food matches you and your tasty-licious personality the best! 

How would you describe your sense of humor?
Silly
Salty
Dirty
Witty
Which grocery store aisle costs you the most?
Produce
Frozen Foods
Meat and Seafood
Boxed Foods
Are you more logical or emotional?
I'm more emotional.
I'm somewhere in the middle.
I'm more logical.
It depends on the day you ask me.

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What kind of movies do you watch most often?
Action/Adventure
Horror
Romance
Documentary
Do you believe in soulmates?
I've met my soulmate.
I won't rule it out.
I keep hoping.
I don't think it's a real thing.
Are you outgoing?
I'm always outgoing.
I'm outgoing with my friends.
I'm kind of shy.
I'm outgoing sometimes.

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How would you rate your manners?
Excellent
Good
Great
Impeccable
Are you a good cook?
I can hold my own.
I have a lot of takeout menus.
I'm an excellent cook.
I like my cooking.
Would you prefer to go swimming or go skiing?
I would enjoy both.
I would prefer going skiing.
I would like swimming more.
I would prefer staying indoors.

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What is your best friend's best quality?
My best friend is honest.
My best friend is adventurous.
My best friend is strong.
My best friend gives great advice.
Which of the elements are you most like?
Water
Air
Fire
Earth
Which junk food is most addictive?
Potato chips
Fries
Pretzels
Ding Dongs

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Do you like trying new foods?
I'll try anything once.
If it doesn't smell bad, I'll try it.
I prefer my comfort foods.
I like trying all kinds of new things.
What would be your superstore job?
I would be a greeter.
I would be a manager.
I would be a cashier.
I would stock shelves.
What sort of pants do you wear most often?
Skinny jeans
Pajama pants
Cargo pants
Trousers

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Are you good at saving money?
I wish!
I am decent at saving.
If I made more, I could save more.
I'm getting better at saving.
Where would you most like to win a shopping spree?
Target
Macy's
Hot Topic
Lowe's
Do you believe in astrology?
I'm not sure.
I sure do.
I believe in some of it.
It's not my thing.

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Which food duo are you and your best friend?
Mac and cheese
Peanut butter and jelly
Oreos and milk
Bacon and eggs
Do you prefer savory or sweet snacks?
I prefer sweet snacks.
I prefer savory snacks.
I like them both.
I prefer fruity snacks.
Are you a courteous driver?
I think I am.
I try to be.
I wouldn't use the word courteous.
I'm a little aggressive behind the wheel.

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What do you do on Saturday afternoons?
I like to clean.
I usually work.
I like to go shopping.
I like to nap.
Would you consider going back to school?
I could use a refresher course.
No, thank you.
I might consider it.
I would love to go back to school.
Are you handy around the house?
I'm good with certain things.
They make professionals for that.
I'm extremely handy.
I have handier friends.

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Which thing frightens you the most?
Snakes
Spiders
Heights
Mice
Which holiday is most fun?
4th of July
Valentine's Day
Thanksgiving
Cinco de Mayo
Do you pay attention to politics?
I pay attention to certain things.
I never pay attention to politics.
I watch the news.
I'm fascinated by politics.

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What percent positive are you?
100%
65%
80%
50%
Do you make your bed?
I make it every day.
I never make my bed.
I make it occasionally.
I make it when I have company.
Which board game could you rule?
Chess
Scrabble
Battleship
Life

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