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Answer These Questions About Your Habits and Interactions and We'll Guess Which Swear Word You Use the Most

By: Teresa M.

4 min

Answer These Questions About Your Habits and Interactions and We'll Guess Which Swear Word You Use the Most

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About This Quiz

Are you as bold as an F-bomb dropped in a commencements speech? The way you interact with others and your personal habits give away many things about your personality. In fact, we're pretty sure we can figure out how much of pottymouth you are simply by getting to know you. At least, we're sure that your ways of being will tell us the swear word you use most often.

While some of us have zero problems using any swear word under the sun, others curse only when something takes them by surprise or really gets under their skin. No matter how much you let it rip, we're certain that there's one swear word you use more than others.

We want to find out if you use the F-word like a comma or if there's a different word that automatically rolls off your tongue when you can't think of a better word. You might be a master at creative swearing, but we're going to stick with the good, old-fashioned swear words everyone has grown to know and love.

Share your interpersonal ways with us, and we'll figure out which spicy word you pepper your words with the most. Quite honestly, we can't wait to see your results! Can you?

Do you swear a lot when you drive?

I swear constantly when I drive.

I don't swear when I drive.

I swear a lot when I drive.

I only swear when something really pisses me off.

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What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?

I go to the bathroom.

I make coffee.

I swear.

I take a shower.

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How do you think your coworkers would describe you?

Funny

Intense

Crazy

Determined

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Do you bite your fingernails?

I am a terrible nail biter.

I never bite my nails.

I bite them when they get too long.

I bite them when I'm nervous.

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What would you be found doing at an office party?

I would be trying to sneak out the exit.

I would be chatting with coworkers.

I would be getting the dance floor grooving.

I would be escorting drunk people home.

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What is your worst bad habit?

I'm late a lot.

I oversleep a lot.

I curse a lot.

I sabotage myself.

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What position do you sleep in?

I sleep on my back.

I sleep on my side.

I sleep on my stomach.

I toss and turn all night.

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What do you think your best friend likes most about you?

I'm adventurous.

I'm fun to be around.

I'm brutally honest.

I give great advice.

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If you got called into a private meeting with the boss, what would you think to yourself?

"What does he/she want now?"

"I bet I did it them time."

"What the hell? Wasn't me."

"I bet I'm getting fired."

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Do you say hello to store greeters?

I try to avoid eye contact.

I try to say hello.

I never say hello.

I always say hello.

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What do you do to pass the time in waiting rooms?

I make phone calls.

I play games on my phone.

I read magazines.

I avoid eye contact with others.

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Do you talk to the people in a grocery store line with you?

I do sometimes.

I always chat with those around me in line.

I do everything I can to avoid it.

I have my groceries delivered.

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Do you do anything at work that's considered against the rules?

I take longer breaks than I'm supposed to take.

I surf the internet.

Where would you like me to start?

We don't have a lot of rules at my job.

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Would you say you are a good team player?

It depends on the team.

I'm an excellent team mate.

I'm a better leader.

I work best alone.

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Which of the following do you spend more time doing?

Watching movies

Listening to music

Playing video games

Using social media

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How do you feel about people that chew with their mouths open?

I never notice.

It's a little annoying.

I have to say something!

I do my best to ignore it.

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How would you tell a friend they have spinach between their teeth?

I would make a gesture.

I would whisper quietly.

I would yell across the table.

I would let them figure it out.

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How do you stay in good shape?

I walk a lot.

I do a bunch of 12-ounce curls.

I go to the gym.

I chase after my kids.

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Would your mom say you swear a lot?

My mom swears more than me!

My mom doesn't know I swear.

My mom would say I've been swearing since birth.

My mom would say I swear too much.

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What were you most likely to get detention for in school?

Talking too much

Never doing my homework

I never got detention.

Being absent

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Would you rather spend a week on vacation with your boss or spend a whole year working?

I am the boss.

I would rather work a year straight.

I would rather go on vacation with the boss.

I would rather get a new job.

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Which role do you take on in relationships?

Caregiver

Diva

Leader

People pleaser

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How would you describe the way you spend money?

Conservative

Freely

Intelligently

Willy nilly

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How would you describe your sense of humor?

Dry

Hilarious

Dark

Goofy

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Which of your personality traits is strongest?

Compassion

Friendliness

Willpower

Honesty

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Do you have a strict bedtime routine?

I do the same things, but I'm not strict about it.

I'm very strict with my bedtime routine.

I don't have a bedtime routine.

My morning routine is stricter.

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If you saw someone shoplift, what would you do?

I would tell the manager.

I would mind my business.

I would say something.

I would call the police.

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Do you try to eat a healthy diet?

I eat a very healthy diet.

I try to be healthy.

I eat what I want.

I have strict dietary needs.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

I hope to have a better job.

I hope to be on top of my company.

I hope to travel more.

I hope to start a family.

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Do you need a lot of personal space?

I don't need a lot of personal space.

I like a lot of personal space.

I need truckloads of personal space.

I don't give it a lot of thought.

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