Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess the Last Store You Visited

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess the Last Store You Visited
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About This Quiz

How could a bunch of random questions possibly tell us where you last went shopping? In our experience, the things you do throughout your day are reflected in most everything you do—including answering random questions. Once you shop your way through our possible responses, we're certain we'll know where you spent your last dime.

From clothing stores to drugstores, your shopping habits give a lot away about your personal traits. We could just come out and ask you about them, but we think it would make it too easy for you to try to fake us out. Instead, we're going to ask you some of the most random questions our writers could come up with! 

You might not think that the things you would say to a bear or the kind of coffee you prefer could tell us where you last went shopping, but try to keep an open mind. In fact, we try to recommend forgetting about your last shopping trip and focusing solely on the questions at hand. 

Did you last spend money at the mall, or was it the local gas station? Get as random as random gets with us, and we'll take our best guess about the store that got all your money. Will we get it right?

If you encountered a bear on a hike, what would you say?
I can't say that here.
"Hello, Mr. Bear. Would you like a sandwich?"
"Hey, bear! You need to go away now."
"Wanna come back to my place and get to know each other?"
Did you remember to take your reusable bags on your last shopping trip?
I always keep one in my car.
I didn't need one.
I always forget them.
I don't have any reusable bags.
Look in the mirror. What's the first word that pops to mind?
Cutie
Disaster
Weirdo
Babe

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Are you currently wearing pants?
That's a little personal.
I am wearing something but not pants.
I'm wearing pants.
I'm naked!
What kind of tea would you order at a teahouse?
Chai
Chamomile
I would order coffee.
Bubble tea
If you could spend a year in one of these countries, which one would you choose?
Peru
England
Thailand
Japan

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Would you make a better police officer or a better school teacher?
I would make a better trophy spouse.
I would be a great school teacher.
I have more of a police officer's personality.
I would prefer to stay at my current job.
If you were a farmer, which crop would you grow?
Hemp
Corn
Wheat
Loofa sponges
What do you think you have in common with a barn owl?
I can also scare mice away.
I prefer to stay inside until after dark.
I'm always asking questions.
I also have an RBF.

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Which of these spa services could you use most?
Facial
Massage
Pedicure
Bikini waxing
If you were a pirate, what would you want to be called?
Sea Legs McScoundrel
Bones Beardcrumb
Patchy Dockwalker
Sharklips von Plank
Which kind of flowering tree do you find most beautiful?
Magnolia
Cherry
Pear
Dogwood

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In your opinion, which political issue is most pressing?
Taxes
Education
National security
Immigration
What is the coolest thing about babies?
It's cool when they go home with their parents.
They way they learn is fascinating.
How could you not fall in love with chubby cheeks?
They get free food and lodging.
Do you ever try the free samples at the grocery store?
No way! I don't know how long they've been sitting there.
I'll try any free sample I can get my hands on.
I always sample the grapes while I'm shopping.
If it looks tasty, I'll try it.

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Which mythical creature would you like to see in person?
Unicorn
Angel
Gnome
Mermaid
Which kind of car matches your personality?
Sports car
Truck
SUV
Station wagon
Which of these Disney princesses is the toughest?
Mulan
Moana
Cinderella
Elsa

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What are you like when you lose a game of Monopoly?
I'm a gracious loser.
I never play Monopoly.
I will flip the board over.
I'm always disappointed with myself.
Which part of the hospital would you most like to work in?
The morgue
Obstetrics
Oncology
Food service
Do you still sleep with a nightlight?
I do!
I leave a light on somewhere.
I sleep with a few lights on.
I like to sleep in the dark.

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You just got a job as a rodeo clown. What supply do you buy first?
Protective cup
Cowboy boots
A big clown nose
Life insurance
When are you most likely to light a scented candle?
When I'm trying to cover up a smell
When the power goes out
When I'm saying a prayer
When I'm hiding from zombies
Have you ever broken a bone or had stitches?
I've had both!
Fortunately, I haven't experienced either one.
I've had stitches.
I have broken a bone.

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Which superhero would you like to be like?
Wonder Woman
The Incredible Hulk
Spiderman
Wolverine
How would your best friend describe your moves on the dance floor?
Hilarious
Embarrassing
Smooth
Hot
Do you believe that we are alone in the universe?
There are aliens amongst us.
There are bacterial life forms out there.
I really hope we're not all that's out there.
I've seen things, man. Unexplainable things.

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Which of these random things makes you queasy?
Pineapple on pizza
The sight of blood
Hamloaf
Rollercoasters
Are you an overachiever or do you prefer to just get by?
I'm somewhere in the middle.
I am a big-time overachiever.
I'm an overachiever at the buffet.
Sometimes, enough is enough.
Out of the following fruits, which one could you eat for a week?
Grapes
Peaches
Cherries
I couldn't live a week without meat.

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