Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Who You Had an Affair With in a Past Life

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Who You Had an Affair With in a Past Life
Image: Wiki Commons by Lawrence Alma-Tadema

About This Quiz

We might not realize it, but the things we did in our former lives are still shaping the way we behave to this day. Our traits transcend the ages, but our carnal desires have pretty much stayed the same since the birth of man. Once you answer our random questions, we'll tell you who you had an affair with in a former life. Then, you'll know why you are the way you are in relationships! 

Let's face it! We live in far tamer times now than we used to live in centuries ago. From kings who wanted the freedom to marry whomever they pleased to women who led rebellion while naked and on horseback, the folks we knew in our former lives were much more upfront about what they wanted. Seeing the way you respond to the things you aren't expecting will point us straight to the person who brought out your historical wild side.

You might live a squeaky clean life now, but everyone had a wild streak back when the rules were being formed. Choose your answers carefully, and watch as your former lover is revealed to you. Which of the past's forbidden fruits was something you couldn't resist?

Which of these things makes you feel queasy?
The sight of blood
Raw oysters
Monday mornings
The smell of microwaved fish
What type of tree do you find most beautiful?
Magnolia
Walnut
Cherry
Dogwood
Which dog breed embodies your spirit the best?
Great Dane
Pug
German shepherd
Jack Russell

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If you found a winning lottery ticket, what would you do?
Enjoy my retirement
Try to find the rightful owner
Cash it in and donate it
Give it to a single mom
Which word comes to mind when you look in the mirror?
"Hot!"
"Cute!"
"Awesome!"
"Beautiful!"
How would your best friend sum up your dance moves?
Fly
Awkward
Hilarious
Smooth

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If a movie were made about your job, what would it be like?
Full of drama
A serious documentary
The most boring movie ever made
A real-life comedy
Do you closely follow politics?
I follow certain issues.
I avoid politics.
I watch the news.
I'm hooked to political events!
What kind of class would you rather take?
Yoga
Painting
Financial management
Cooking

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Do you strike up conversations when you're in line?
I tend to focus on my phone.
I chat with everyone.
I prefer to read a magazine.
I talk to the cashier.
What sort of first impression do you make?
I've never met me—wouldn't know!
Friendly
Welcoming
Nervous
If you had relationship dream about your coworker, how would you handle it?
It's just a dream.
I would probably be disturbed.
I would avoid that coworker.
I would tell my coworker about it.

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Which of these critters freaks you out the most?
Humans
Snakes
Rats
Spiders
Can you stand on one foot and recite the alphabet backward?
Why would I do that?
Hold on! I'm going to try it.
I can't say it backward while on two feet.
No, but I can touch my tongue to my nose.
Have you ever been told that you drive like someone's grandma?
I've heard it before.
No one would ever say that.
I don't think so.
I've always been told to slow down.

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If you won a $10,000 shopping spree, where would you spend it?
The student loan store
The mall
The home improvement store
The grocery store
Were you a nerd or an athlete in high school?
I was a little of both.
I was extremely athletic.
I was more of a rebel.
I was a total nerd.
What flavor of pie sounds good for tonight's dessert?
Lemon meringue
Coconut cream
Turtle pie
Key lime pie

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Which area of your life could you improve?
My level of patience
My bank account
Relationships
Health
Do you know all the words to "Baby Shark?"
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I don't live under a rock.
I only know the "doo doo doo" part.
Please don't mention that song again.
Where would you rank in a wolf pack?
Healer
Hunter
Alpha
Warrior

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Which of these gemstones best reflects your inner spirit?
Onyx
Opal
Obsidian
Diamond
Have you ever worked in retail?
Never
When I was young
I do now.
It's not my thing.
What kind of bread do you use to make sandwiches?
I don't eat carbs.
Rye
Wheat
White

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Which European city matches your sense of style?
Paris, France
Milan, Italy
Berlin, Germany
London, England
If you were a middle school principal, how would your students see you?
Hip
Strict
Just
Kind
Are you as curious as a cat?
I know what curiosity does to cats.
I am fairly curious.
I'm curious about some people I know.
I try not to ask questions.

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How do usually spend Saturday afternoons?
Napping
Shopping
Working
Socializing
What usually wakes you up in the mornings?
Traffic
My alarm
My bladder
My pet
When is the last time you went jogging?
This morning
When something was chasing me
Years ago
Last month

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