Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Your Favorite Position

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Your Favorite Position
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About This Quiz

It's not always easy to talk about the intimate details of your likes and dislikes. Sometimes it's just not appropriate - this isn't the sort of thing you want to bring up over dinner when Grandma and Grandpa are in town. And you definitely don't want Grandma and Grandpa bringing it up, either. 

Nor is it appropriate for the workplace. And even among friends, it may not always be the right topic. Private stuff is often private for a reason, after all, at least for some people. Some of us are probably happy to tell the whole world every detail about everything - it all depends on how you look a the world.

Even if it's not always the easiest thing to discuss with everyone and anyone, it's still a part of who you are and it's still something you no doubt spend some time thinking about. What attracts you to another person, how you like to be kissed, how you want to be touched. It's a rich tapestry of fun stuff when you really get down to it and in our society, it's everywhere. Everywhere! In fact, how we view sex is so much a part of everything around us, we bet we can tell you what your favorite position is based entirely on a series of random questions. Don't believe it? Take the quiz and see!

Do you believe a hot dog qualifies as a sandwich?
No one seriously thinks a hot dog is a sandwich.
I guess, in a technical way.
Well, what's the definition of a sandwich?
It's bread and meat. Of course it's a sandwich.
Are they pants, slacks, or trousers?
I like a good trouser.
I think my grandpa wore slacks.
Pants!
Who has time for any of those?
Do you ever snack on things like grapes at the grocery store before you buy them?
That's stealing!
You need to find out if they're any good!
No! Man, I hate when people do that.
I snack on bulk candy, not grapes.

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What's the best paint color for a car?
Black
Blue
Red
Remember those cars that had wood panels? I want that.
Which of these animals would you most want to have as a pet?
Parrot
Python
Fennec Fox
Giant African Land Snail
Do you think there's other life out in the universe somewhere?
Not really.
Probably.
There has to be, right?
I bet they've already visited Earth.

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What's the best way to cook a steak?
Fry it up.
On the grill!
Put it under the broiler.
Get someone else to cook it.
How long is too long to be in the shower?
More than 10 minutes.
Anything over 20 minutes is weird.
More than 15 minutes.
It's a shower! Stay as long as you like.
If you could only ever eat one kind of cookie for the rest of your life, what kind would it be?
Chocolate Chip
Oreo
Peanut Butter
Thin Mints

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Is bacon really as fantastic as the internet made it seem like it was for a few years?
Yes, it is.
I would fight you for bacon right now.
It's good, but it's not life-changing.
You ever have turkey bacon? Now that's something.
What do you do when you see someone going door to door selling stuff and they get to your door?
Ignore them.
Pretend no one is home.
Tell them I'm not interested.
I'll give 'em a listen.
Which of these superpowers would be most appealing to you?
Telepathy
Flight
Super speed
I just want to be Batman.

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Have you gone into a room to get something only to completely forget what you were looking for as soon as you got there?
No.
Yes! That happens to other people?
All the time.
No way. My mind is like a steel trap.
What would you do if your toilet simply refused to flush?
Call a plumber.
Bust out the plunger.
Pour some bleach in and let it sit for a few hours.
Use a friend's bathroom.
What food tastes better than it smells?
Tuna.
Eggs.
Old cheese.
You ever take a whiff of cooked broccoli? Nasty!

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What's the most fun thing you can do at the beach on a hot summer day?
Lay out on a towel.
Go sailing.
Swim!
Play some beach volleyball.
Who's the scariest movie slasher ever to appear on film?
Michael Myers
Jason Vorhees
Freddy Krueger
That Jigsaw guy. Dude was crazy and creative.
Do you sometimes go to the bathroom just to have time to play on your phone?
Of course not.
Not "just" for that, but I do play on my phone.
Dude. All the time.
I don't have time for that!

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Who's serving up the best fast food in the entire universe?
McDonald's
Five Guys
Taco Bell
I don't even like fast food.
There are people in the world right now literally hunting monsters. Which monster would you like to see for real?
Bigfoot
El Chupacabra
The Loch Ness Monster
The Mothman!
What are you the most afraid of out of these things?
Spiders
Tornados
Public speaking
Vampires

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What's the most underrated citrus out there?
Lime
Yuzu
Pomelo
Budha's Hand
What was your favorite subject in school?
Math
Science
History
Gym class!
What would you be most likely to get a tattoo of?
A symbol.
A portrait of someone.
My dog.
Whatever it is, it'll be awesome.

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What kind of weather do you like the least?
Rain sucks.
Snow is terrible.
I hate it when it's scorching hot.
I'm all-weather.
Do you think you have it in you to climb a mountain?
Not on your life.
It could be fun to try someday, maybe.
I guess if I had to.
Heck yeah, I do!
If you somehow got lost in the woods without your phone, what would you do to survive?
Panic.
Follow the sun due east.
Find a stream and follow it.
I feel like I could hunt my own food until rescuers arrived.

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What would you say your bedroom smells like right now?
Fresh linen.
Nothing, really.
Deodorant
Sweat
Are you really big on romantic gestures or not?
I love romance!
For the right person, sure.
I guess once in while, if you're really feeling it.
Not really.
How do you tell if something in the fridge has gone bad?
Check the date.
Feel if it's slimy.
Give it a sniff.
Have a taste.

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