Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Your Greatest Trait

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Your Greatest Trait
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About This Quiz

While we happen to think your strongest quality is finding great ways to learn about yourself while having fun taking quizzes, we know that your personality is a lot more than what we see on our screens. In order to get the bottom of the trait that makes you the superstar that you are, we've decided to go about it a little differently than usual. During this quiz, we're going to get as random as random gets!

We could ask you a series of questions about your friends, your job or the way you handle yourself when you are stressed out, but our experience as personality readers tells us that it's not the best way to get to know you. We have determined that the best way to find out your greatest trait is to see how you react to things you might not be expecting. To figure it out, we are going to ask you some of the strangest questions you'll ever encounter. 

When you read the random question we ask, don't look at the answers right away. Instead, develop the answer in your mind, and choose the one that's the closest. By the time you've finished enough of them, we'll know if your best quality is your sense of adventure or your compassion for others. Which one will it be?

Would you like fries with that?
Sure, I'll have fries.
I'll have a side salad instead.
What am I having fries with?
I'll have fries with nearly anything.
Can you stand on one foot and recite the alphabet backward​?
Hold on. I'll find out.
I certainly can.
Why would I want to do that?
I have the standing on one foot part down.
If you had a steamy dream about a friend, would you tell them?
I would have to share!
I would tell my partner.
I would keep it to myself.
Everyone in the office will know by the end of the day.

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Which one of these movies always hits you in the feels?
"Saving Private Ryan"
"Fried Green Tomatoes"
"The Notebook"
"The Terminator"
What topping would you never add to pizza?
Mushrooms
Pineapple
Artichokes
Caviar
Which of these things do you have in common with a goldfish?
I can amuse myself.
I tend to stay at home a lot.
My tail is also cute.
I have a mean set of fish lips.

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If you came across Bigfoot during a hike, how would you react?
I would introduce myself.
I need proof, so I get out my camera.
I run away like a scared child.
I'm sure I would need a diaper.
When are you most likely to light a candle?
When the power goes out
When I'm at church
When my house smells funky
When I'm in a romantic mood
Which American tourist attraction would you like to visit on vacation?
The Empire State Building
The Alamo
The Grand Canyon
Mount Rushmore

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What would we find you doing in the grocery store line?
I like to strike up conversations.
I'm a fan of looking at my phone.
I read the tabloids.
I'm usually found summing up the cashier's attitude.
If we asked your best friend to sum up your sense of humor, which word would they use?
Wacky
Dark
Sarcastic
Filthy
Before dating someone, do you do a background check on the person?
I like to get to know them the old-fashioned way.
It's been a while since I've dated.
I am like the FBI.
No, but my best friend probably does.

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What name might you give to a pet snake?
Scaley Pete
Sir Constrict-a-Lot
Reptilia von Fang
Betty Bite Ya
You just got a new job as a stripper. What will you run out and buy first?
Booze
Lingerie
Glitter
Eyelashes
Would you make a better police officer or a better rockstar?
Police officers are rockstars!
I would be a better surgeon than either of those.
I would be a far better police officer.
I'm ready to go on tour!

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If you won a $10,000 shopping spree, which store would you hit up?
Target
Hot Topic
Sephora
Lowe's
Which character from "Beetlejuice" are you most like at heart?
Lydia Deetz
Beetlejuice
Barbara Maitland
Delia Deetz
Be honest. How many times a day do you have impure thoughts?
Every few minutes
Not very often
At least four times a day
Never

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How would you rate your singing skills?
I'm a great karaoke singer.
I sound like Whitney Houston in the shower.
I have mad lip-syncing skills.
I sound like a bullfrog.
Is your middle toe longer than your big toe?
My middle toe is a lot longer than the big one.
They are about the same length.
My big toe is a little longer.
I'm taking off my socks to find out.
Would you have the courage to participate in a dine and dash?
I have the nerve but not the desire.
My conscious would never allow it.
I would have the courage to stop someone from doing it.
I guess we'll find out at lunch.

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In one word, what does your hair look like today?
Disasterous
Suave
Cute
Flat
Do you wear more pink, black, or gray?
I wear more blue.
I wear a lot more black than pink or gray.
I wear more browns and whites.
I wear more pink.
Which of these things creeps you out the most?
Chewing with your mouth open
A web full of baby spiders
Looking at the taxes taken from my paycheck
Hearing my neighbors have an argument

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Would you rather eat a plate of jellied eel or a plate of haggis?
I'll try one of each.
I think I'll just go hungry.
I wouldn't want to offend the Scottish people.
Let's have the jellied eel.
When is the last time you had a good cry?
I stubbed my toe on a table a few weeks ago.
I recently cut up a bunch of onions.
I got emotional when I got some good news.
I can't remember the last time I cried.
Which of these accents do you find the sexiest?
French
New Zealand
British
Canadian

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Do you have a favorite day of the week?
Fridays are my favorite.
I enjoy lazy Sundays.
I like busy Saturdays.
They are all the same to me.
What is the best way to eat kale?
I like to saute it with garlic.
I like to scrape it into the trash.
Kale chips are tasty.
It has to be blended in with a lot of other stuff.
Do you check your horoscope every day?
I don't believe in that sort of thing.
I check it when I'm bored.
I do check it every day.
I check it a few times a year.

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