Answer These Random Questions and We'll Suggest a Way You Can Spice Things Up in Bed

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer These Random Questions and We'll Suggest a Way You Can Spice Things Up in Bed
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About This Quiz

During the natural progression of a relationship, things can go from hot to not. It's not that you or your partner are doing anything wrong. It's that life can take it out of us and force us into a routine sometimes. During this quiz, we're going to help you figure out how to get the magic back! All you have to do is respond to the most interesting and random questions you've ever heard in your life. 

You might be wondering why we're going to ask you weird, off-the-wall questions when we could be getting all the ins and outs of your sex life. You see, the more you think about it, the worse it's going to get. Instead of having you focus on the (t)issues at hand, we'll get better answers out of you by making you feel comfortable enough to laugh. You wouldn't want to head to the bedroom full of tension, and we don't want you to feel it here either. 

There's no right or wrong way to answer our bizarre questions, but we do recommend that you refrain from being dishonest. If you really want our help ... if you really want things to hit Caliente levels of passion again, you'll answer without thinking. Will you need to spice it up with handcuffs, or will there be something more intriguing for you to try? Take off your mental clothes, and let's find out!

Nightstand
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Which of these things would we find hanging out on your nightstand?
A flashlight
My alarm clock
A picture of my mom
Last night's snack wrappers
Young woman grey dress
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Do you dress more like a fashion show or a fashion no?
I dress for the occasion.
I wear what's clean.
I should be on a runway.
No one ever comes to me for fashion advice. :(
Las Vegas
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How are you most likely to spend time in Las Vegas?
Playing slots
Seeing a show
Visiting the Hoover Dam
Trying famous restaurants

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Number 69
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Do you still giggle when you see the number 69?
Of course, I do.
I've grown out of that.
No way! It's my favorite number.
13 is the only number that stirs me.
Power grid
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Which one of these U.S. states has its own power grid?
Texas
Who would know that?
California
Florida
Marine drill instructor
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Fill in the blank: When I first wake up, I'm most like ______.
Oscar the Grouch
A happy rooster
An annoyed sloth
A drill sergeant

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Submerged underwater
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Can you hold your breath underwater for at least 90 seconds?
Who would want to do that?
I can go at least 30 seconds.
Yes, and I also have a mermaid tail.
I used to be able to do that, but I'm not sure about now.
Vegetables
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Are you getting your five servings of vegetables every day?
I eat more fruit than vegetables.
I'm gonna say no.
Doritos count, right?
I get at least that much.
Karaoke
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Which of these drunken tasks have you accomplished?
Texting my ex
Falling over my own feet
Karaoke
Dancing on a table

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Kiss in snow
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When's the last time you were bitten by the lovebug?
It wasn't all that long ago.
That's never happened, but Cupid shot me with an arrow once.
I hope I can buy a repellant for that.
I hope it happens soon.
Kiss forehead
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What phrase can you honestly say you've never uttered?
"Well, butter my biscuit!"
"He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
"Bless your heart."
"She's as deep as a wading pool."
Fishnet stockings
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How would you look wearing a pair of fishnet stocking?
Hot
Like I got caught in a fishing net
Hilarious
Stylish

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Couple whisper
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You can only use one of these safe words; which one is it going to be?
Codswallop
Scallywag
Dotard
Rapscallion
Stockpile
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Are you at all prepared for a natural disaster?
I might have a few extra batteries around.
I have a three-day supply of things.
I could outlast a prepper!
I'm a walking disaster, so yes.
Swim with Shark
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Would you rather hang out with a room full of three-year-olds or go swimming with sharks?
They're basically the same thing.
I'll take my chances with the sharks.
I don't mind kids!
Both are far too dangerous for me.

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Woman texting
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What's your reaction when someone responds to a text with "K?"
There's a middle finger involved.
I roll my eyes.
I'm glad they saved so much time leaving the "o" out.
I don't think anything of it.
Woman selfie bed
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If we asked for a picture of your best body part, what would you send us?
My elbow
My bust
My ankles
My eyes
My bum
My Buddha's belly
Scary movie
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Which of these horror movies scares you the most?
"Nightmare on Elm Street"
"The Ring"
My day job
"Saw"

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Singer
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What's the first question you might ask your favorite singer?
"Are those real?"
"How are you?"
"Can you teach me to sing?"
"Can I have your autograph?"
Couple smelling perfume
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If your sex life were bottled and sold, what name would it have?
Eau de Hand Lotion
Snake Oil
High and Dry
Tiger Nom
Unicorn
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Do you believe that unicorns actually roamed the earth at some point?
It's a proven fact!
No, but I do believe in fairies.
Narwals are living proof.
Yes, and I believe in aliens.

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Woman drive in city
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Would you be a good getaway car driver?
Vroom, vroom! I sure would.
I would be too nervous about that.
I would never break the law.
Let's go find out!
Woman with banada
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What's the best way to sport a bandana?
As a scarf
As a headband
As a blindfold
As a face mask
Woman on island
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What's the one thing you would take for a week on a deserted island?
Booze
Sunscreen
My vibrator
A fishing pole

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Squirrel
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Which of these traits do you share with a squirrel?
I like to squirrel my money away.
I'm always hiding my nuts.
Traffic confuses me too.
You should see my bushy tail.
iPhone alarm
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How many alarms do you have set on your phone?
One
Three
Two
All the alarms
Couple sleeping
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When you share a bed, do you steal the blankets?
I don't share my bed.
Get your own blanket!
I get too hot for blankets.
I'm good at sharing.

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Kale Salad
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Would you be down for eating kale salad?
I would rather eat my own hand.
No, but kale chips are awesome.
I love kale.
Let's just stick to lettuce.
Lipstick
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Could you apply lipstick with your eyes closed?
I don't wear lipstick.
Hold on! I'll try it.
Been there, done that.
It's not possible.
hot soldier
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What branch of the military has the hottest members?
Army
Navy
Air Force
Marines

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