Answer These Random Questions and We'll Reward You With an Adorable Cuddly Kitten!

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Answer These Random Questions and We'll Reward You With an Adorable Cuddly Kitten!
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About This Quiz

Nobody likes to just answer random questions for no reason. It takes all of the fun out of it. Even if there is no actual prize involved, you want there to be something that you learned about yourself at the end, or at the least you want to have something that you already suspected about yourself confirmed. This is why we decided to make this the coolest quiz ever, with the very best prize of all time. 

We thought for a long time about what might make you the happiest if you spent the next 5-10 minutes of your life answering some random questions for this quiz, and the result was obvious. You get a kitten. That's right, all you have to do is meander through 30 questions that will seem to make almost no sense to you, and at the end of the day, you the cutest little kitten sitting in your lap, purring, and maybe even playing with a piece of string. But to be honest, we aren't going to supply the string. That is all on you, but we do know where you might be able to buy some for cheap. What are you waiting for? Start answering. Your kitten awaits.

How do you feel about Minecraft?
I have no feelings about Minecraft.
Minecraft is great for kids.
I love Minecraft.
I wish my child would stop talking about Minecraft.
Which word describes you when you have a cold?
Dramatic.
Drugged.
Miserable.
Whiny.
What device are you using to take this quiz?
Phone.
Tablet.
Laptop.
Desktop.

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Which "Popeye" character do you like most?
Olive Oil.
Brutus.
Popeye.
I've never seen "Popeye."
Which word sounds most beautiful to you?
Rainbow.
Serendipity.
Unicorn.
Cheesecake.
What kind of pepper do you like most?
Ghost pepper.
Banana pepper.
Bell pepper.
Tobasco pepper.

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Do you own a Hawaiian shirt?
I'm sure I have one in the closet.
I have a few of them.
I wore one for a party once.
I don't think I have any Hawaiian shirts.
What is your favorite thing about autumn?
I love the changing leaves.
The cooler temperatures are my favorite thing.
I like the reminder that things change.
Autumn is really no different where I live.
What are you most likely to do on the weekend?
I prepare for the next week.
I go to a lot of parties on the weekends.
I clean my house.
I volunteer for a local charity.

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What is your favorite burrito topping?
Cheese.
Salsa.
Hot sauce.
Sour cream.
What superpower would you most like to have?
I would like to be invisible sometimes.
I would like to be super strong.
I think being able to fly would be dope.
I can already read minds.
Which Jim Carrey film do you like most?
"The Mask"
"Dumb and Dumber"
"The Truman Show"
"The Cable Guy"

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Which deep fried food sounds good right now?
Deep fried pickles.
Deep fried cheese sticks.
Deep fried mushrooms.
Deep fried ice cream.
Which continent do you think is most interesting?
Europe.
Antarctica.
Africa.
South America.
What color are your eyes?
Green.
Brown.
Hazel.
Blue.

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Which activity would you gladly sit out?
I would not want to do a boot camp style work out.
I would sit out on eating mountain oysters.
I really would not like to dance on television.
I would not choose to attend a swinger's party.
Finish this sentence: If were a family dog, my name would be ______________________.
Sparkles
Bullet
Rosie
Rango
How would you rate your survival skills?
Expert.
Novice.
City slicker.
Adequate.

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Which creature do you find most frightening?
Scorpion.
Anaconda.
Bedbug.
My spouse before coffee.
What makes you feel proud of yourself?
I feel proud of myself when I put my clothes away.
I feel proud of myself when I finish my work early.
I feel proud of myself when I eat sensibly.
I feel proud of myself when I stay awake past 10 p.m.
Which type of liquor do you like most?
Jagermeister.
Vodka.
I don't like liquor.
Bourbon.

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What pet name would you call yourself in a mirror?
Cutie pie.
Gorgeous.
Weirdo.
Darling.
Which sitcom do you like most?
"Two Broke Girls"
"Mom"
"The Big Bang Theory"
"Parks and Recreation"
Do you prefer digital books or hard copies?
I like old school hard bound books.
I like them both.
I am more into digital books these days.
I don't read enough to have an opinion.

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How would you describe your job?
Amazing.
Tiring.
Fulfilling.
Sufficient.
Which Disney princess are you most like?
Princess Jasmine.
Ariel.
Cinderella.
Belle.
Do you believe in the afterlife?
I believe something happens.
I believe we go to Heaven.
I believe in reincarnation.
No, I don't believe in the afterlife.

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Which kitchen appliance do you use most?
Microwave.
Toaster oven.
Blender.
Coffee maker.
Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi?
I don't drink soda.
I don't like colas.
I prefer Pepsi.
Coke all the way.
Would you like to learn to crochet?
I crochet all the time.
It looks too hard!
I tried it once.
It's not a hobby I would choose.

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