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About This Quiz
Of course you think you're a player, but how hot is your game, really? Player, this quiz will test your player-dom for real. Are you a player? Find out with the player quiz.
Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes, all the time.
Sometimes.
No, you don't do things like that.
No, but most of your exes have cheated on you.
How do you feel when you get dumped?
Usually you are relieved.
You get a little bummed out, but get over it.
You get pretty depressed because you thought it was love.
You get pretty depressed because it happens all the time.
How often do you pay when you go out on dates?
Hardly ever.
Not as much as your partner, but some.
About half the time.
Almost always.
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How often have you borrowed money and never paid it back?
Quite a few times.
A couple times, but you plan paying it back.
Never.
Never, but people do that to you all the time.
Is it okay to lie?
Yes, if no one ever finds out.
Yes, if It doesn't hurt anyone.
No, it is never okay.
People should not lie, but you understand if people do it to you.
Would you forgive someone that cheated on you?
Sure, but only because you wouldn't care.
You doubt it, you don't like being messed with.
No, you don't forgive that kind of thing.
You might if there was a good reason.
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What is sex to you?
Something you do for fun as much as you can.
Something that you truly enjoy with the right person.
Something you do in a committed relationship.
Something that you do with someone when you think they care about you.
Have you ever lived with someone for free?
Sure, you have done it a few times.
No, but sometimes you pay less than you should.
No, who does that?
No, but you have let people live with you for free.
Do you dump them or do they dump you?
You hardly ever break up with anyone, you just do what you want until they have had enough.
You dump them.
It depends on the situation.
You get dumped.
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You've just met someone new, who wants to know if you will go with them on a cruise. Who pays?
Not me. It wasn't your idea.
You assume they do, but you will offer to split it.
You would assume we split the cost.
You would offer to pay because it was touching that they asked you.
Do you lean on people to support you financially?
Sure, that is part of how you survive.
You wouldn't call it leaning on people, but you do get favors sometimes.
No, who does that? You are an adult.
No, in fact you try to take care of others.
Were you spoiled as a child?
No, your parents gave you a lot of things, but you deserved them.
Yeah, you had it pretty good as a kid.
No, your parents were fair, but you were not spoiled.
No, you had to work for what you got as a child.
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Is finding people to date a game to you?
Of course, it is a total blast knowing that you got the person you wanted to go home with you.
You wouldn't call it a game, but you certainly take pride in your ability to meet people.
No, you try and find people that you have a true connection with.
It isn't a game at all, but you seem to pick a lot of people who think it is.
How do you feel after you make love to someone for the first time?
You get a rush and a feeling of conquest and success.
You just enjoy that you were with someone you found attractive.
You feel awkward and a bit nervous and hope it went okay.
You usually feel really emotional and insecure.
Do you manipulate people with sex?
Yes, you use sex to get what you want quite often.
No, but you do manipulate people to get them to have sex with you.
No, you don't look at sex that way.
No, you could never do that, that would be so wrong.
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Do you ask to be taken to expensive places?
Of course, why not try and go for the best if you are going to be taken out.
No, but you do appreciate it when you are.
No. Quality is more important than showing off.
You could never do that, you don't deserve that kind of thing.
You want to go out tonight and need a ride, how soon do you need it?
Right away, you don't have all night to sit around.
Whenever is cool, but as soon as possible.
Whenever works for the driver.
Whenever works for the driver and you offer to help pay for gas.
When you are talking to someone you find attractive in a bar, how much do you really listen to them?
To be honest, you hardly listen to them.
You listen, but mostly because you want to give a good impression.
You listen to everything because you know you are attracted, now you want to find if there is a connection.
You listen to what they are saying because you feel lucky that they are talking to you.
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Would you pretend you liked something you didn't, just to impress someone you wanted to date?
Of course, that is just being smart.
You don't think you would pretend, but you would present your views in a way the person found appealing.
No, that would be dishonest.
You wouldn't pretend, but you probably would not dare to tell them that you disagreed with their tastes.
How often are you late?
All the time. You do your own thing, you can't be on other people's time schedules.
Not often, but when you are you usually get away with it.
You try to always be on time.
Never, you are always early and often have to wait.
You just woke up after having a one night stand, what is your first thought?
How do you get out of here without waking the other person up?
Satisfaction, with just a hint of panic.
What the heck did I just do?
That was nice. You hope that you can have brunch.
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Do you brag about your misdeeds?
Well yeah, they are pretty funny.
You would not call it bragging, but you have a few good stories.
No, why would you do that?
No, you just feel shame for things you have done wrong.
How cool are you?
Totally cool. Why do you ask?
You don't know if you're cool, but you do like myself.
You don't really think about yourself in those terms.
Ugh, not cool at all. Working on it though.
If you had a dream that you were in court for a criminal case, who would you be?
The defendant.
The defense attorney.
The judge.
The claimant.
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If you find out a friend stole from you, what would you do?
Figure out a way to rip them off twice as bad.
You would confront them.
You would call the police and ask questions later.
You would probably let it go, but you would be upset.
You have been dating a month, do you want to meet your partner's family?
No way, why would you want to do that?
Sure, but mostly just because it sounds like fun.
If you are asked to do that, you would be honored, but you don't want to push.
Yes, it would validate your relationship.
You just went home with someone for the first time and it went great, are you going to see them this weekend?
Maybe, but you already have a few dates lined up.
You would like to, but will play it by ear.
It would be fun, but if it does not happen that would be fine too.
You are not sure, but you cancelled all your plans just in case.
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Would you let the person you are dating go through your phone?
No way, are you kidding me?
Sure, but they might not like what they find, you flirt sometimes.
Why not? You have nothing to hide.
Yes. You would love to have the chance to prove your loyalty.
Do you ever tell different stories about yourself to the same person?
Yes, you hate to admit it, but it is hard to keep them all straight.
Sadly yes, sometimes you forget what you had said in previous conversations.
No, you always tell the truth; it is easier that way.
No, but you can understand how other people do it sometimes by mistake.
You've been hanging out with a prospective partner for two weeks off and on, do you want to be Facebook friends?
No way, there is way too much chance of people finding out what you are up to that way.
Sure why not? it can make things complicated though.
Yes of course, why not?
Yes, you would friend the person you were seeing right away.
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