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About This Quiz
We all have some not-so-good qualities about ourselves, and although it can be hard to hear, we're poking fun at your bad qualities. So are you a slob or a snob?
Which would you call yourself?
I'm a total slob.
I'm a neat freak.
I'm a slob.
I'm not a slob or a slob.
How many times a day do you shower?
Three times a week.
Three times a day.
Every other day.
Twice a day.
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One a scale of one to four, where one is the least clean and four is the most, how clean is your house?
One.
Four.
Two.
Three.
What do you do with your plate after you've finished eating?
Leave it on the table.
Leave it for the housekeeper to clean.
Wash it and put it in the dishwasher.
Wash it, dry it, and put it away.
Which best describes your appearance?
I'm often unkempt.
A hair is never out of place.
I make an effort when I feel like it.
I'm always presentable.
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Is your closet organized?
It's an organized mess.
Yes, it is.
It's organized to my standards.
For the most part, yes.
Have you ever worn dirty underwear?
Yes, many times.
Never.
Only because I was desperate.
If I did, I wasn't aware.
How often do you do your laundry?
Whenever I need clean clothes.
Every week.
Every month.
Every few days.
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Do you ever rush to clean up the place before someone comes over?
I do it all the time.
Someone does it for me.
Why would I?
There's no need to, it's already clean.
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Do you always wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Ummmm, next question!
Always.
No, I don't.
Most times.
Is it hard for you to throw things away?
It's very hard.
It's too easy sometimes.
It's a little difficult.
It's not the easiest but I get it done.
What would you rather be doing on a Sunday?
Staying in bed and Netflix.
Going to an art gallery.
Shopping online.
A morning hike and a homecooked meal.
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Do you consider yourself to be better than other people?
Most times, I don't.
Yes, I do.
Sometimes.
Not at all.
Do you choose your friends based on their financial status?
Not really.
Yes, I do.
They should have a little bit of money.
Money doesn't matter to me.
What kind of car do you have?
Something modest.
An expensive sports car.
A luxury SUV.
Something nice but over-the-top.
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What would you do if someone weird approached you?
I'd ask them what they wanted.
I'd turn up my nose at them.
I'd completely ignore them.
I'd smile at them and walk away.
Which of these places would you never be caught dead in?
The Ritz-Carlton.
Walmart.
Dunkin' Donuts.
McDonald's.
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Which of these things would be the hardest for you to do?
Going to a black-tie event.
Flying economy class.
Being seen in the same outfit as someone else.
Eating fast food.
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Do you judge people based on the way they speak?
Not really.
Speech is everything.
Yes, I do.
Sometimes.
Are you very big on using proper grammar?
No, I'm not.
Absolutely.
Somewhat.
I can let a few things slide.
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On a scale of one to four, where one is the least and four is the most, how important is social media to you?
One.
Four.
Three.
Two.
What is one quality that you would refuse to tolerate in a mate?
If they were insecure.
If they were broke.
If they were unattractive.
If they were a snob.
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