Are you a socialist or a capitalist?

By: David Copper
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Are you a socialist or a capitalist?
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About This Quiz

Are you all about the Benjamins or is Karl your favorite Marx brother? To find out how you really feel beneath your voting habits, take this quiz!
How do you feel about Walmart?
I hate everything about Walmart!
I love Walmart!
I don't shop there, but I have no problems with it.
I occasionally shop there -- but only when I have no other choice.
Your favorite movie genre?
Westerns
Frat boy comedies
Satirical comedies
Documentaries
What do you think of sports?
I hate them all!
I love watching but not playing.
I hate them all except soccer.
I love playing them.

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Rich people should...?
Pay more taxes
Pay less taxes
Pay no taxes
Not be allowed to be rich
Your favorite Latin American country?
Argentina
Brazil
Mexico
Cuba
How do you feel about voting?
It's the only way to keep the rich from controlling everything.
It's the only way to keep taxes down.
It makes me feel more American!
I don't believe in it.

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What do you think of Wall Street?
Burn it down!
Let it prosper!
I suppose it's necessary, but I hate it.
It's the cornerstone of our economy.
Which of these do you prefer?
MacDonald's
Starbuck's
A vegan restaurant
A good old greasy spoon diner
What should be done to tax cheats?
Let's be lenient.
Let's hang them!
Tax cheats are patriotic!
Tax cheats are destroying the economy!

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Your college experience?
I never went to college -- it's a waste of time.
I'm an academic.
I didn't enjoy my experiences there.
I was a great student.
Which of these subjects interests you the most?
Philosophy
Economics
Business
Sociology
How many kids would you like to have?
As many as possible!
None -- the world is too crowded already.
A few
As many as we can afford

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How do you feel about clothes?
They don't matter.
Clothes make the man -- and the woman.
I only dress up for work.
I only dress up for play.
Your dream car?
A Volkswagen
A minivan
A Prius
A sports car
How do you like to dance?
Wild and loose, baby!
Up close and romantic
Break dancing!
Ballroom dancing

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How do you feel about makeup?
The more the better!
It's disgusting!
It's fine in moderation.
It exploits women.
How do you feel about sweat shops?
They should be shut down!
They're not perfect, but they're better than nothing.
The people who one them are exploiters!
The people who own them are just ordinary businessmen.
Which animal best embodies you?
A cow
A grizzly bear
A horse
A kitten

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Which of these genres do you prefer?
Punk rock
Classic rock
Hip hop
Country
Your favorite US president?
FDR
George Washington
Barak Obama
Ronald Reagan
Which song do you prefer?
Give Peace a Chance
A Hard Day's Night
Imagine
Money (That's what I want)

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Which would you choose?
Plenty of money but no love
Plenty of love but no money
Peace without money
Plenty of money and plenty of war
Which of these things does the world have to much of?
Greed
Taxation
Wealth
Crime
Your ideal birthday present?
A trip to the zoo
A vacation
A new car
A new house

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Which would you rather be?
Superman
Batman
Wonder Woman
Scrooge McDuck
Would you marry for money?
Never! Even if I was broke!
Sure!
Only if I was broke
Only if the other option was death
What do you think of television?
Worse than it used to be
Better than it's ever been
It's okay.
I don't know. I'm too busy to watch it.

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Which of these professions do you look up to most?
Teachers
World leaders
Inventors
Entrepreneurs
Your first job?
Having a lemonade stand
An internship in college
A paper route
Babysitting
Which sounds nicer?
A day in the woods
A day at the beach
A day in a bustling city
A day on the farm

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