Are you a Turkey, a Tofurky or a Turducken?

By: David Copper
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Are you a Turkey, a Tofurky or a Turducken?
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About This Quiz

Gone are the days when turkey was everybody's bird of choice on Thanksgiving. These days the options have expanded. Want to know which Thanksgiving food option best describes you? Take the quiz and find out!
What do you think about hip-hop music?
Too much profanity!
It often degrades women.
I love it!
Meh!
Do you watch football on Thanksgiving day?
Always!
Football is stupid!
Football is boring.
Football is okay but I prefer soccer.
Which animals are you comfortable eating?
All of them!
None of them -- eating animals is wrong!
I eat fish and fowl.
I only eat chicken.

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Which US city would you most like to visit?
New York
Portland
Seattle
Las Vegas
Your favorite movie?
Gone with the Wind
Brokeback Mountain
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The wizard of Oz
Your favorite language?
English
French
I can't decide -- I speak many languages.
German

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Your favorite fictional bird?
Big Bird
Tweety Bird
Donald Duck
Foghorn Leghorn
Which of these things would you never do?
Rob a bank
Abuse an animal
Take a permanent job
Fight in a war
What kind of facial hair do you like?
None. The clean shaven look is best.
A long beard
A goatee
A well-trimmed mustache

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Your favorite kind of music?
Rock and roll
Soft acoustic music
I like all music!
I love world music!
Your favorite kind of TV show?
Police procedurals
News shows
Sitcoms
Sports
Your favorite topic of conversation around the Thanksgiving table?
Sports
Politics
The latest hit movie
Comic books

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What do you like to read about?
Public figures
Philosophy
Technology
Music
The ideal pet for you?
A dog
A cat
An exotic bird
A bunny
How do you like to greet people?
With a handshake
With a hug
With a Star Trek greeting
With a kiss on the cheek

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Who's your favorite US president?
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Barak Obama
Bill Clinton
George Washington
Which of these would you never wear?
A nose ring
A fur coat
A tie
A lace bra
What kind of student were you?
Very obidient
Quiet
Easily bored
Good in sports

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How would your friends describe you?
Easy to get along with
Smart
Always on the go
Caring
How would your enemies describe you?
Old-fashioned
A pushover
Not loyal
Boring
Which name would you most hate to be called?
A weirdo
A thug
A loser
A bully

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Which of these skills are you best at?
Woodworking
Taking care of animals
Fixing technology
Writing
How do you feel about marriage?
It's for one woman and one man.
It's for two people of either gender.
It's for anybody.
It's a form of enslavement.
Your favorite European city?
London
Paris
Rome
Athens

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What do you think of religion?
It's an important part of my life.
It doesn't matter to me.
It's cool but it's not my cup of tea.
It's evil.
What would be a cute name for a baby boy?
James
Ahmed
Tyler
Thomas
What's the most musical thing you do?
Play the piano
Play the ukulele
Sing along with the radio
Dancing

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What would be a cute name for a baby girl?
June
Analisa
Emily
Maria
Which of these gestures is the most romantic?
Flowers
A trip to Spain
A trip to Las Vegas
A marriage proposal
Your favorite actor?
Clint Eastwood
Emily Watson
Brad Pitt
Bradley Cooper

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