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About This Quiz
We all long to be strong, independent, helpful, and most importantly ... adorable! The real question is, are you Groot? Take our quiz to find out if you have what it takes to be Groot!
Which of these choices best defines your personal life?
I've got serious game.
I'm a long-term relationship type.
I.....am....GROOT!
None of your business.
Can you take a joke at your own expense?
I am Groot?
Sure, I love to laugh.
Don't mess with me!
I don't always get them...
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What percentage of a plan do you have?
100%
I don't know, 23% maybe...
I don't really plan....
I am....Groot...
Are you good at public speaking?
Hell yeah!
I've been known to rock a crowd.
I hate it.
I am Groot!!!!
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I'm telling you you're wrong; what are you going to do about it?
I... am Groot.
I accept your opinion and value it.
No, you're wrong.
I am just going to do what I want.
Who would you rather spend your time with?
A sarcastic raccoon.
A shady human.
I am Groot.
A vengeful warrior.
Would you help your friends break out of a high security prision?
I am Groot.
I am Groot?
I am Groot!!
I......am......GROOT!
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Can you beat a hallway full of enemies?
You question my abilities?!
Maybe not by myself.
Do I have to?
I am GROOT!
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How well do you understand quasi-dimensional super-positional engineering?
I am Groot.
Give me five minutes.
Like the back of my hand.
Not at all.
When you say "I am Groot," do you mean you are Groot, or do you mean something else?
I don't really mean anything.
I mean exactly what I am saying.
I am Groot?
I mean something else.
Who's your favorite character from Guardians of the Galaxy?
I am Groot!
Rocket Raccoon.
Gamora.
Other.
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Which song would you rather jam to?
Fooled Around and Fell In Love - Elvin Bishop
Hooked on a Feeling - Blue Swede
Spirit in the Sky - Norman Greenbaum
I am Groot.
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Why do you want to fight evil?
So I can steal money from them.
They have bad ethics.
Revenge.
I am Groot.
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What is your best fighting skill?
The power of my punch.
I am Groot?
I depend on weapons.
My brains.
Are you a good leader?
Probably not, but I try.
I......am Groot.
Yes, I lead by example.
Yes, I make very good decisions.
Which quote speaks to you most?
“Filthy? She has no idea. If we had a blacklight, it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.â€
“So what. It's better than 11 percent!’
"I am Groot. I AM Groot. "
“I wasn't listening. I was thinking of something else...â€
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Do you have secrets?
I am Groot...
My whole life is a secret.
No. I don't know what a secret is.
Yes, but I don't know what they are.
Do you think life is fair?
Not always, but hey, you just deal.
I am Groot.
Probably not.
Not even close.
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