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About This Quiz
If you like comedy and having a good time, then chances are you're a fan of Comedy Central's "Workaholics." Which one of the jokesters are you most like? Play on to find out!
Who would you rather dress up as?
Shrek
Wayne from "Wayne's World"
Austin Powers
Pitka from "The Love Guru"
How do you sleep after watching a scary movie?
I don't...
It depends on how realistic the movie was.
I sleep just fine, like I always do.
I usually sleep okay unless I've had too much caffeine.
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Which of these would you be more likely to purchase?
A limited edition collectable item
A potato gun/launcher
Art supplies
A telescope
Do you believe in the existence of supernatural entities?
Absolutely! They're all around us.
Not usually, unless I'm sleep deprived or otherwise not completely myself.
Absolutely now. That's nonsense.
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. The jury is still out.
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Which sounds more exciting?
Observing a super moon.
Jumping off a roof into a pool.
Showing off your guns in a body building competition.
Standing duty for the neighborhood watch.
Have you ever suffered a concussion?
More than I can count...
One or two
No
Yeah, an unhealthy amount
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Do you have any insecurities?
Psssh...What do I have to be insecure about?
Sure, everybody does.
Yes, too many.
That's none of your business.
Are you comfortable being naked in public?
Not at all.
Not in public, but I'd be comfortable around certain people.
Yeah, I've got no reason to hide my beautiful bod.
I'm not even comfortable being naked in private.
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Would you ever use your roommate's belongings without asking first?
Use first, ask later. That's my motto.
No, that's rude.
If there wasn't enough time to ask, sure.
We're roommates. I don't have to ask.
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Who do you typically use mushrooms for?
Cooking
Pizza toppings
Tripping
I use mushrooms in a variety of ways.
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Are you interested in wizarding/magic topics?
Not even a little.
I think it can be entertaining to watch, but the fun starts and ends there.
Yes, I'd go so far as to say that I'm passionate about magical things.
Sure, but not to a geeky-level or anything.
What are you most afraid of?
I'm not afraid of anything.
Getting old.
Running out of weed.
Running out of beer.
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How often do you "slam?"
Oh, I slam. And I slam often.
I try to limit my slamming to less than three times per week.
Everyday all day!
I try to lay off the slamming.
Do you have an alter ego, like the Ders?
No, that's a tad insane.
Kinda, but not to such a hulkish extreme.
Yes.
Who doesn't?
How's your relationship with your family?
They think I'm more successful than I really am.
We don't talk much.
I'd say we get along well.
It's pretty average.
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Have you ever been in love?
I've never had a mutual love.
Psssh! Love is for losers.
More than once.
Yeah, but I blew it.
Do you enjoy professional networking?
Sure, it's a challenge.
Those types of events stress me out.
People actually enjoy that?!
It's all about that exchange of business cards.
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Do you have any pets?
I've had a few, but never very long...
No, they're too messy.
I shouldn't be trusted to take care of another living being.
Yeah.
Are you particular about your personal belongings?
Yes, everything has its proper place.
No, I can barely remember what is or isn't mine.
Kinda, but it's no big deal. They're just material possessions.
About certain things, yes.
How's your tolerance for pain?
I've pretty much stopped feeling pain at this point.
It's about average.
It's incredibly high.
I'm a bit of a baby.
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