Are You More CIA, FBI, ATF or Secret Service?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Are You More CIA, FBI, ATF or Secret Service?
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About This Quiz

Whether you are seriously looking at a career in the upper ranks of law enforcement or you are simply curious, you are on the right track to finding out. Not everyone is cut out to join the ATF, but there are things that could make them a fit for the Secret Service. Put any question you have to rest by surviving our quiz-style investigation!

When you read our questions, we expect you to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Those entering any of our featured agencies will need to meet strenuous requirements, and they will need the kind of grit that comes from a hearty personality. Once you answer the questions, we will be able to tell you which elite branch is the perfect one for your specific set of skills and aptitudes.

Even if you've never considered one of the agencies as a viable option for your future, you might want to rethink your plans when you see your results. No matter where you get to report to work every day, you'll be doing the nation a great service. The question is - where should you end up protecting and serving? Ready to find out?

Have you ever been in the military?
I would love to join.
I am in the Reserves.
I'm a veteran.
It's not for me.
Are you the type of person who carries a first aid kit?
I have one in my car.
I keep one in my desk.
I really should get one.
I have a few band-aids.
Which one of your people skills is strongest?
Communication
Intuition
Helpfulness
Compassion

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What would you do when you first board Air Force One?
Take a selfie
Guard the door
Take some travel sickness medicine
Keep my eyes on the President
Which branch of the military do you think is toughest?
Army
Marines
Air Force
Navy
Which weapon would you want to use during a zombie outbreak?
Flamethrower
Grenades
Sword
Automatic rifle

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Which first responder job sounds most challenging?
Firefighter
Police officer
911 operator
EMT
Can you tell when people are lying?
I'm a human lie detector.
Sometimes
Usually
Rarely
How would your current boss describe your attitude at work?
Positive
Weird
Friendly
Focused

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What do you have in common with a police officer?
I'm calm under pressure.
I practice good community relations.
I love sirens and lights.
I'm really disciplined.
How many times a week do you work out?
0
1-2
3-5
6-7
Do you possess good marksmanship skills?
I'm a great shot.
I could use some practice.
I need a lot of lessons.
I can hit a bullseye.

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How do you feel about taking orders?
I would rather give orders.
It depends who's giving them.
I don't mind.
It really bothers me.
Do you feel powerful in a uniform?
I haven't worn one.
I do feel extra involved in something.
It gives me a sense of authority.
I feel bulletproof in a uniform.
What part of your current job do you like the most?
The money
My work
My coworkers
The hours or benefits

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Are you good at disguising yourself?
I'm a master of disguise.
I'm kind of hard to miss.
I'm good with costumes.
I've never tried to hide.
What are you like when you attend job interviews?
Nervous
Chatty
Confident
Informative
Are your technology skills good enough to be in the CIA?
I think so.
I'm going to need a class or two.
I don't know their requirements.
No, but I'm a quick learner.

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What would be the best part of being in the Secret Service?
Wearing those cool suits
Hanging out with the President
Wearing an earpiece
The prestige
Are you a fan of working with children?
I prefer working with dogs.
Working with kids is fulfilling.
I'll pass.
I prefer to work with grown adults.
Which type of vehicle do you drive during your commute?
SUV/Truck
Economy car
Motorcycle
Family car

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How do you usually communicate with your best friend?
Telepathically
Text
Chat
Phone
Are you known to be able to keep secrets?
I'm very close lipped.
I blab sometimes.
Don't trust me with secrets!
It really depends on the secret.
If you saw a bank robbery in progress, what would you do first?
Run
Call 911
Get out my piece
Hit the ground

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Do you watch a lot of crime shows?
I don't watch television.
I only watch crime shows.
I watch more news than anything.
I watch all kinds of stuff.
Which of these political issues do you think about?
Taxes
National security
Health care
Education
What is the last thing you do before going to bed?
Lock the door
Set my alarm
Take a shower
Fluff my pillows

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Which type of working dog would you enjoy working with?
Drug dog
Bomb sniffing dog
Cadaver dog
Service dog
Which of your qualities would make you a great CIA agent?
Intelligence
Honesty
Courage
Inquisitiveness
Do you sit with your back to the room or against the wall?
Both
Against the wall
Toward the door
So I can see the whole room

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