Are You More Felix Unger or Oscar Madison?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Are You More Felix Unger or Oscar Madison?
Image: Paramount Television

About This Quiz

"The Odd Couple" was a classic television show, and one of the main reasons was how identifiable the characters were. Which one were you more like, Felix or Oscar? Take this quiz to find out!
How into sports are you?
Not at all.
Not very.
I like sports.
I love sports.
What do you think of Howard Cosell?
Who?
I don't like him at all.
He is okay.
He is the coolest.
Would you take in a buddy if his wife threw him out?
No way.
Maybe.
Probably.
For sure.

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How messy are you in general?
Not at all.
I am a little messy.
I am pretty messy.
I am totally messy.
Do you ever leave clothes laying around on the floor?
No way.
Not usually.
Sometimes.
Yeah, all the time.
What about food, do you ever leave it laying around?
No. That is disgusting.
No, I like to keep a clean house.
Not for long, but sometimes.
Sure, why not?

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How often do you wear baseball hats?
I would rather die than wear one.
Hardly ever.
Sometimes.
All the time.
How many cigars have you smoked over your life?
0
1-5
6-50
Over 50.
Do you like to bet on sports?
No, betting is dumb.
No, I don't know enough about it.
Sure, sometimes.
Yeah, all the time.

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Do you ever have financial problems because of your betting?
No, what do I look like, a common criminal?
No, I can't imagine that happening.
No, if I lose I just stop.
Sure, sometimes I get in a little trouble.
Would you like to be single?
No, I hate it.
Not really.
It isn't a big deal to be single.
Yeah, I love it.
Are you into photography?
Yes, and i am really good at it.
Sure, I enjoy it.
Not really.
No, I never take photos.

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How often do you clean?
All the time.
Often.
Once every couple weeks.
Hardly ever.
Has anyone ever suggested that you have OCD?
Yes, but that is ridiculous. Right?
No, but I have wondered myself at times.
I don't think so.
No, and that would be hilarious.
Do you get along with roomies?
No, not at all.
Not really.
Yeah, I get along with most people.
Sure, as long as they leave me alone.

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When was the last time you got dumped?
Very recently.
Within the last year.
A few years ago.
it has never happened.
Do you often feel like you are getting sick?
Yeah, all the time.
Sometimes.
Not often.
No, I never get sick.
Do people ever say you are hypochondriac?
All the time, they obviously don't understand.
Sometimes, but I think they are joking.
I don't think so.
No, not ever.

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Do you often take vitamins?
Yes, I take a lot every day.
I take a multi-vitamin.
Not often.
I never do.
How are your sinuses?
They are clogged all the time, how did you know?
Usually they are okay.
They are fine.
What kind of question is that?
Does your back ever go out?
When I get stressed it does. It is kind of odd.
Not often, but it has.
No, but it gets sore sometimes.
No, not ever.

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What type of music do you like?
Opera
Classical
Punk
Classic rock
What would you order to drink when eating out?
A fine wine by the bottle
A cocktail
Craft beer
Domestic beer
What would you be most likely to order?
Filet Mignon
A ribeye
A Sirloin
A cheeseburger

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How often do you do dishes?
After every meal.
Every few days.
When the dishwasher is full.
When I can't find anything remotely clean to use.
What would you order for takeout?
Thai food
Chinese food
Gourmet pizza
Pizza from a chain restaurant
When was the last time you vacuumed?
A few hours ago
Yesterday
Within the last week
I honesty can't remember

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Have you ever recooked a meal someone made for you?
Well, of course, if it wasn't made well, wouldn't you?
No, but I have thought of it.
No, that would be odd.
Are you kidding me? That would be nuts?
How jealous are you when in a long term relationship?
Very jealous
Kind of jealous
Not very jealous
Not at all
How often have you played poker in your life?
Never
1-5 times
6-25 times
Over 25 times

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