Are you more Rachel or Monica?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Are you more Rachel or Monica?
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About This Quiz

All "Friends" fans out there have posed the question to themselves or their best friends: "Are you more Rachel or Monica?" Do you keep your group together as Mama bear, or are you too busy just trying to get your life together to focus on everyone else? Looks aside, take this quiz and answer the question that's plagued you since the 1990s. Are you more Rachel or Monica?
What is the best use of your weekend?
Sleep.
Make cupcakes for friends.
Return birthday gifts I don't want.
Go on a picnic with mah-man.
What do you eat for breakfast?
Donuts.
Black coffee.
Salad with veggies and a soft-boiled egg.
Whatever I can find in the fridge.
How clean do you keep your home?
Hmm. You probably don't want to go in there.
It is spotless.
There are a few dirty dishes and some piles of dirty clothes.
It's always clean, but not THAT clean.

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What is one thing that belongs to your partner you have used, but you would never tell?
Toothbrush
Razor
Hair brush
Soap
What one word describes most of your friends?
Lazy
Stupid
Funny
Boring
What one word would most of your friends use to describe you?
Pretty
Annoying
Perfectionist
Ditsy

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What is your favorite non-"Friends" sitcom of the '90s?
"Seinfeld"
"Frasier"
"Mad About You"
"Full House"
Do you cheat, or get cheated on?
Come on! We were on a break!
Probably cheated on.
Fine, I'm the cheater.
I'm probably going to break up with someone before I cheat.
What kind of pet would be cool to have?
A monkey
Tiny doggy
Ducks
Bleh. None!

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Who bugs you most?
Cheaters
Posers
Messy people
Show-offs
Which is your favorite Rachel quote?
"How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?"
"Hey, just so you know: it’s NOT that common, it DOESN’T 'happen to every guy,' and it IS a big deal!"
It's like.. all my life, everyone has always told me: "You're a shoe!"
"I'm going to go get one of those job things."
Which is your favorite Monica quote?
"And remember, if I'm harsh with you it's only because you're doing it wrong."
"Hey! Check me out. I'm a slut!"
"Damn all the jellyfish."
"No, you've messed it up. You're stupid."

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What are the rules if you are on a break from your boyfriend?
Anything goes.
It's a polite way to say we're too close to date others, but we should still be friends.
Don't do anything stupid. We still might get back together.
A few dates. A few kisses. Who's going to find out?
Have you ever dated a best friend?
A couple.
Married one.
Yes, and we never talk anymore.
I would never ruin a relationship by dating a friend.
How do you take your coffee?
With a ton of cream and sweetener
Black
Skim milk, no sugar
I'll have a soft drip light mocha 120 with caramel essence and a mist of mint. And, yes, whip.

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What is the most overused quote from "Friends"?
"We were on a break!"
"How you doin'?"
"Smelly cat, smel-ly cat..."
"Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!"
What are you likely watching on TV at 2:00 AM?
Reruns of "Friends."
Sad commercials.
Infomercials.
A scary movie.
How do you measure flour for cookies?
I grab the scoopy thing and dip it in the flour.
I use a large sifting spoon to slowly put the flour in a cup-measure and then slide the excess off the top.
I just pour into the bowl until I think it's a cup.
Very carefully. Measuring is important in baking.

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Who would you date from "Friends"?
Ross
Chandler
Joey
Eww.
If you knew that they knew you knew they knew, would you tell?
Wait. If I knew they... What?
Only if I knew for sure they knew I knew they knew.
Um, no?
I'd put together an elaborate ploy to try to show I didn't know they knew that I knew.
What is your goal in life?
To have a sugar daddy.
To fall in love
To have 100 pairs of shoes.
To have a baby.

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What is something odd found in your purse?
Dirty diaper.
A snotty tissue.
A juice box that broke open.
Smooshed cupcake.
What is your favorite comedy movie?
"We're the Millers"
"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"
"Mr. Destiny"
"Horrible Bosses"
What do you have too many of?
Shoes.
Those little umbrellas for drinks.
Purses.
Annoying friends.

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How do you get over a break-up?
A case of beer and popcorn.
10-15 glasses of wine.
A tub of ice cream.
Bake, bake, bake.
When you meet someone for brunch, you are usually...
Fine. I get it. I'm going to be late.
Early.
You mean if I show up?
Exactly on time.
What food would be "testing boundaries" for you?
Meatloaf
Scallops
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Ketchup

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How competitive are you?
I don't care about winning.
You have to lose to be competitive.
I don't get excited whether I win or lose.
I'm going to kill you!
Your favorite store is having a clearance sale, but you're broke. What do you do?
Bring out the credit cards.
Ignore the store.
Cry... a lot,
Borrow money from friends.
What do you bring to a friend's house for a small gathering?
Board game
Pajamas
Alcohol
Chips and dip

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