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About This Quiz
Some of us are country boys and girls in a muddy pair of boots, and others are urban sophisticates in patent leather. Take this quiz to find out which lifestyle best suits you!
Do you fear mud?
Yes, it's dirty and dirt kills!
No, but I hate it.
It doesn't bother me.
No, it's just crushed plant matter.
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What's the furthest you can be from a Wi-Fi network without crying?
100ft
Ten blocks
A ten minute drive
The further the better
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Do you like guns?
Guns are death.
I like the idea of them because I bet I look like Bruce Willis holding one.
They're just a tool, they're not a thing you like or don't like.
Sure, they're useful.
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What's your usual daily outfit?
Pinstripe suit
Blazer and fancy jeans
Sweater and regular jeans
Plaid shirt and jeans
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What do you wear to work?
Literally all I own are pinstripes.
Slacks and a nice top
Fancy jeans and a nice top
Plaid shirt and jeans
Can you be without trees without going nuts?
What is a tree?
I have a Bonsai.
I live near the park.
I need trees.
Where does milk come from?
Soy beans, duh
Supermarket
Cows, but I get it from the farmers' market.
Cows
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Do you know how to identify a stinging nettle?
What is that?
I could Google it.
Yes, usually
Yes, of course, that's plant 101.
How many Thai restaurants within delivery distance is the safe minimum for a viable home?
7
3
1
None
Do you mow a lawn?
There is no lawn.
I have a guy.
I mow the section near the house, the rest is wild.
I do not mow my lawn.
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Do you need a lot of sky?
Not really
I have a nice segment of sky above my apartment.
I have a nice western exposure.
I have all the sky in the world.
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How many of your clothes are dry clean only?
All of them
A third of them
My nice outfits are.
My church outfit only
There is a mouse in your house! How do you feel about that?
I am terrified - I guess I better move.
I am scared - how do I handle this without killing the poor little mouse?
Annoyed, now I need to get traps.
Amused because my cat is gonna kill it.
Have you ever collected an egg while it was still warm from the chicken?
I am a vegan and that is immoral.
Eggs come out warm? Cool!
Once
Most of the time
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What is brunch?
It is the cornerstone of civilization.
It is a nice weekend indulgence.
It is a way to not feel lazy after a Sunday lie-in.
It is a kind of wrench.
How do you feel about horses?
It is immoral to keep horses, they should run free.
I rode a pony at summer camp.
I have a horse at a local stable, she's lovely.
They are pretty and also kind of dumb, but I have three anyway.
What's your idea of a romantic evening?
Going to the opera
Going to the theater
Going to the movies
Skinny dipping in the bayou
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Do you know the bartender's name at your local?
No, they aren't people to me.
They change too often, honestly.
Yes, I have a "usual."
Yes, we are friends.
How many theaters is the absolute minimum you need within a two-hour drive to be sure you're sufficiently entertained?
40 large ones and 100 small ones
10
3
None, that's the sort of thing you go to the city for and take a whole weekend.
Do you ever go out to a movie that is neither a franchise sequel nor in English, just for fun?
Weekly, at the little indie place nearby
Monthly, with my arty friend
A couple times a year
I did not know such movies existed.
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