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What are you more likely to say?
"You EEDIOT!"
"Oh joy!"
"You sick little monkey!"
"It stays crunchy."
What do you think of logs?
They are better than bad.
They are good.
All kids love log.
They roll down stairs.
Which is cooler, cats or dogs?
Dogs are way cooler.
I don't know.
I hate cats.
I like cats, but dogs are smarter.
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What do you think of the song "Happy, Happy Joy, Joy" by Stinky Wizzleteats?
I hate it.
I love it.
If I could find Stinky Wizzleteats, I would give him a piece of my mind.
Stinky is my hero.
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What do you think of your best friend?
He drives me crazy.
He is the best.
He is a idiot.
He is smart.
Are you a leader or a follower?
I am a leader all the way.
I let someone else lead.
I am the only one I know that can handle leading.
I hate taking responsibility.
If you ask someone out on a date and they say no, what do you do?
Scream at them.
Ask if you can still be friends.
Plot revenge.
Ask them again, maybe they changed their minds.
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How often do you have major freak outs?
Oh all the time, why do you ask?
Hardly ever, what is there to get mad about?
Who wants to know?
I don't get the question.
How often do you think of causing physical harm to your best friend?
Constantly.
Never.
What are you, the thought police?
Why would I ever think of doing that?
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Do people ever tell you that you might need to calm down?
All the time.
Never.
This question stresses me out.
Why would they do that?
How would you climb the outside of a tower?
That would be a waste of time.
Could I piggyback on someone?
By using someone else's nose hair.
I have no idea.
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If you had something stuck on your head, how would you get it off?
Scream at people until they helped me.
Ask people for help.
Hit whatever is on my head with a clawhammer.
I have no idea.
What is your favorite part of taking a bath?
Chewing on the soap.
The bubbles!
Nothing! Baths are for idiots!
Splashing around in the water.
What do you like most about Muddy Mudskipper?
Nothing, I can't stand him.
He is super funny.
Some of his old movies were okay.
I love his children's show.
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What do you think of Mr. Horse?
He drives me crazy.
He is a super nice horse.
He is so negative all the time.
He is really smart for a horse.
What would you do if you got fired?
Scream at the boss and berate him for his stupidity.
Apologize for letting my boss down.
Go home and plot world domination.
Go home and watch TV.
Why do you think Ren and Stimpy is not on TV anymore?
People were not prepared for its brilliance.
It isn't? I thought it still was.
It was not violent enough.
It was too complicated.
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If you were really mad at someone, what would you do?
Scream at them and call them names.
Try hard to be happy and not mad at them anymore.
Hit them with an oar.
Sulk for a minute or two.
What do you think of your belly button?
What a stupid question.
That is the place where Jerry the elf lives.
I don't think much of it one way or the other.
it is a happy place.
What do you think of poetry?
It is stupid, I hate it.
I love writing poetry!
It is a waste of time.
It is a good way to get rich.
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How important is money to you?
It is the most important thing ever.
Not that important.
I would sell anyone out for money.
Money is not important as inner happiness.
Would you be a good boss?
I am smart enough, but people bug me.
I don't think I have the confidence for that.
Maybe, if I could control my temper.
That sounds like too much work.
What would you do it someone tried to mug you?
Attack them.
Try to make friends.
Scream at them and call them names.
Why would someone try and mug me?
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Would a Happy Helmet be a good invention?
It sounds like a nightmare.
Sure, anything with the word" happy" in it sounds good to me.
Just hearing the word "happy" makes me angry.
Just hearing the name makes me want to buy one.
Would you ever pretend to be a monkey to live free at the zoo?
That sounds like a brilliant idea.
As long as I got to hang out with monkeys I am cool with it.
Sure, I am all about not paying rent.
Sure, if I got free food.
What would you want for Yaksmas?
A jewel encrusted statue of the Queen of England.
A scooter.
A million dollars.
Anything but popsicle sticks.
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