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About This Quiz
"I’m the Mary, and you’re the Rhoda." Or if you don't want to be the Rhoda you could just find out whether you're Romy or Michele? Find out which 1987 graduate you are!
So, what have you been doing since high school?
I made millions by inventing sneaker rubber, but it's lonely at the top
SO much fun! I live in LA and go clubbing, and- oh yeah, I don't have a job
I invented Post-Its
I got married and now I'm a stay-at-home mom
Pick a come-back
I hope your babies look like monkeys
I'm rich, you're not
Freak!
Ha ha ha! You're SO funny!
The Spring Fling is tonight, you:
Go with your friends
Stay home.
Sneak out to attend
Go alone but dress amazing!
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Who was your prom date?
It was gonna be Billy, but I went solo
My boyfriend
I was hoping to go with my crush, but I didn't
Who cares about prom?
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What do you like to do in your spare time?
Shop
Read
Dance
Oh, I'm so busy with the kids that I don't have any spare time
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Who did you hook up with after high school?
Some jerk who wouldn't give me a light
The dork I rejected
Still single
My boyfriend
It's movie night and you need to pick a genre. Where are you going with your selection?
Action
Thriller
Rom-Com
Documentary
Who did you offend the most in high school?
I didn't think I had the chance, but it turns out I made the yearbook president's life hell
No one
The person who liked the dork who loved me
Everyone- at least, those unworthy of me
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What was your biggest concern in high school?
How people perceived me- especially the A group
Smoking a whole cigarette between classes
Grades
Having fun
Where can someone find you in the mall?
Movie theater.
Roaming the food court.
Shopping for clothes.
I don't really go to the mall.
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What did you want to do after graduation?
No real aspirations, maybe become famous
Live a glamorous life in LA
Be a TV reporter
What's it to you?
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What type do you ultimately fall for?
The super hot, unattainable type
The outgoing nerd
The quiet outcast
Someone Foreign, or at least has a cool accent
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Pick the Heather Mooney quote that you relate to most:
"Why don't you tell everyone I said to go fuck themselves for making my teen years a living hell"
"This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy"
"Twice the taste in half the time for the girl on the go"
"Why are you tormenting me? Why don't you go fuck a sheep, or your sister, or YOURSELF? Braindead redneck asshole! "
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Which role would you occupy on a local news team?
Anchor
Weatherperson
Sports reporter
Investigative journalist
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How do you spend your Friday nights?
Working
Hanging with family
Binge watching Netflix
Getting Laid
The last thing you Instagrammed was . . .
My boobs
A flawless gym selfie
My latest painting
What's Instagram?
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You Got: