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Warning! Contains shocking material. Test your knowledge on the inappropriate antics of this fantasy football league!
In this series, the gang is always shown hanging out at a certain bar. What is the name of their go to bar?
Gilbert's
Gibsons
The gang always goes here to catch up and have a few beers.
Geralds
Garfields
When the boys got Andre "high" for the first time instead of marijuana what did they actually put in the joint they gave him?
Hay
Oregano
Doll hair
Pubic hair
The boys all shaved off a patch of their own pubic hair to contribute to the joint.
What children's toy did Kevin enlist Taco to dress up as to scare away Ellie's obsession over the character?
Mr. McGibblets
This dancing and singing toy is Ellie's favorite and similar to how annoying Tickle Me Elmo.
Barney
Mrs. Gibbers
Teletubies
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What DVD cover box did Pete use to hide his homemade sex tape in?
Fast & Furious
Benjamin Button
Pete tried to find a cover that was low on the radar in terms of viewing popularity.
Gone in 60 seconds
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
What is the term the gang uses for a deceivingly bad trade within the league?
Trade rape
The group does this to Andre on a very consistent basis when it comes to making trades.
Swap Loss
Switch bitch
Dirty Dealing
What profession does Andre practice?
Orthodontist
Podiatrist
Orthopedic surgeon
Plastic Surgeon
Everyone in the league makes fun of him for not being a "real' doctor.
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In season 2, Andre bought an abstract painting that his friends said had a phallic resemblance. What was the name of the famous artist who created that piece?
Modrian
Kluneberg
The boys found another reason to question Andre's taste.
Richter
Picasso
What is Ruxin's actual first name?
Rodney
It is also the first name of his father, hence the reason he wanted to go by just his last name.
Albert
Calvin
Gregory
When the gang visited a pumpkin farm in season 2, what kind of animal did Taco end up stealing from their petting zoo?
Pot belly pig
Duck
Goat
Monkey
Taco stole the monkey because he decided they wanted to be friends.
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When Andre was training for a marathon in season 2, what was the goo supplement he loved?
GU
Spunk
Andre's friends kept making puns around his new love of his salty supplement, all the while the jokes were going right over Andre's head.
PowerJuice
Gatorgoo
What did Ruxin refer to as his special time where he could adjust his draft line up in privacy​?
Playtime
Mediation Time
Confessional Time
Tinker Stinker Time
While Ruxon would do #2 he would also work on his line up for the league.
There are two trophies in the league, one for the winner and one for the loser. What did the league name their 2 trophies.
The Shive and The Sacko
The gang turned her unattractive HS yearbook picture into a trophy they idolized and worshiped while the loser got be the owner of something as horrible as a hairy bull scrotum.
The Vicky and The Big L
The Arha and The Taint
The Savar and The League's Bitch
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In the gang's high school reunion book what injury and loss did Kevin make up and put in Andre's bio without his knowledge?
Car accident where he lost his thumbs and replaced them with his big toes.
Epic sack tap gone wrong where he lost a testicle
The gang loves to mess with Andre since he is such an easy target.
Almost drowned but was saved by a male life guard who turned him gay and then broke his heart
Sexual encounter with an extremely obese woman who accidentally broke his penis, leaving it permanently bent at a 35 degree angle.
In that same bio what did Kevin call the supposed implant that Andre had "implanted"?
A bouncy ball
A plastic acorn
A 100cc silicone implant
A nudicle
Nudicles aren't used in humans only in dogs, according to this show.
In high school Frank "The Body" Gibiani gave Ruxin what nickname due to his preference in women?
The Herdsman
Before Sophia (his wife) Ruxon liked to date women with more to love.
The Milkman
The Equine Expert
The Pacificer
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What is Taco's term for the facial expression a man makes at the point of climax right before he finishes?
Smash smile
Vinegar strokes
Taco's observation was that most men's face expression looked like someone had put a spoonful of vinegar right up to their nose just as they were right about to climax, hence the term vinegar strokes.
Pump pearlys
Groan grimace
When Ruxin lied to Sophia and claimed to have had an ex-wife that passed away, what was the name he came up with for this lie?
Sally Hansen
Romona Neopolitano
Andrea Hurricane
Charon Star
Ruxon used the name of the espresso machine that Kevin and Jenny just bought.
To encourage Ellie to behave better during Christmas time, what toy did Kevin and Jenny place on their mantle to keep an eye on Ellie and "report back to Santa"?
Sketch the reindeer
Snowflake the snowman
Theodore the teddy
Elf on the shelf
The elf sits on a shelf or mantle and has become a new way for the parents to get their kid excited for Christmas.
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What did Ellie end up naming her new elf?
Kegal
All children are sponges. Ellie had overheard her mom talking and picked up a new word. She decided Kegal was the perfect elf name.
Squatty
Cutie
Lil' Helper
In the season 2 finale who ended up being the champion of the league?
Jenny
Kevin
Pete
Ruxon
Ruxon was able to take the Shiva home, he was so confident he had already made a placard with his name on in for the Shiva prior to him winning.
What item from Kevin and Jenny's wedding did Taco use for his new invention "the pee bib"?
Kevin's bow tie
Monogrammed napkins
Taco had found a large box full of these wedding napkins in their attic and decided he had a better use for them.
Jenny's garter
Parts of Jenny's wedding gown
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Who said this hilarious line? "Gina's gotten plenty of satisfaction. Have you seen Adrian Peterson? That dude is plowing her like the Mall of America parking lot after a snowstorm."
Andre
Ruxin
Ruxin always has some hilariously inappropriate joke ready.
Taco
Rafi
What caused Kevin to become self conscious of his pubic hair and what did he do to correct the problem?
Balding/used rogaine
Gray hair/ used hair dye
Kevin attempted to cover the grays just by going to the drug store and picking up a box of color.
Giant afro/ got groomed
Mass random shedding/ took hair growth pills
During Kevin's coloring process, when he attempted to use the hair dryer what happened to his pubic hair?
Hair became tangle in the dryer fan and was ripped out
Hair caught on fire
Gave literal meaning to Kevin being called a fire crotch.
Hair completely fell out from the chemical dye and blew away
Got the hair dryer completely stuck and tangled in the dryer and have to shave off his hair.
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What was the reasoning for Pete receiving the nickname Saint Pete?
Intentionally losing to play Ruxon in the Sacko
Pete wanted to make sure than Ruxon would win the Sacko that season.
Trading his higher draft pick to help Kevin
Volunteering at an old folks home
Playing football with kids at the local orphanage
What had happened right before Ruxin had his stroke at the end of the 3rd season?
Won the Sacko and went from 1st to worst in the league
Apparently he has too much stress in his life and losing caused his body to just give up, which lead to a mild stroke.
Found out that his son wasn't actually his
Was fired from his job
Got trade raped several times in the league
When Jenny and Kevin tried to purchase weed from Taco's drug dealer, what was his code word for that ?
Floppy Disk
VHS
Clever and simple system but Kevin and Jenny still messed up their order.
CD
iPod
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Kevin and Jenny accidentally order a "DVD" from the dealer, what does a DVD mean?
MDMA
Acid
Mushrooms
Cocaine
A DVD meant a giant bag of cocaine.
While in the hospital, what ended up curing Ruxin of his aliments related to his stroke?
An experimental drug trial
Tender love and care from Sophia
Seeing Shiva in real life and giving her a big sloppy kiss on the lips
The league idolizes their trophy of Shiva, when he saw her working at the hospital he saw it as a sign related to winning and the league.
Patience and rehabilitation
When Taco organized a surprise funeral for the cursed season of the league, there was an accident involving Pete and the Sacko meat brander. Where was Pete branded?​
Bicep territory
Lower back region
He got a branded tramp stamp, forever being labeled by the Sacko!
Pelvic area
On his butt cheek
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How did the gang end up at the Dallas Cowboys training camp?
Taco is good friends with a player on the team, received their invite through him
Kevin won access at a charity auction at work
By pure luck Taco bought their domain name and was asked to come down to negotiate selling price.
Taco had a signing cowboy business and thought he should start it in Dallas. He went online to make a website and dallascowboys.com was available. There had been a lapse of ownership with that particular domain, so he was able to purchase it.
Andre did one of the cheerleaders boob jobs for free in exchange for access to the training camp for a day.
In the end how much did the owner of the Cowboys pay Taco for the domain name?
$75,000
$150,000
$1,000,000
$250,000
Taco was now independently wealthy from that very lucky purchase.
How many people are in this particular league?
17
6
8
Their league was a very small league compared to others that they had come across.
13
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What was the reason for Kevin trading his naming rights of his OWN unborn son to Ruxin?
To get out of a work event to attend a football game with once in life time box seats.
To keep Jenny from finding out Kevin intentionally trade raped her
To have the season where Kevin won the Shiva remain a valid season
He had never won the Shiva before, he had always come so close but when he finally won he wanted it to count.
To become commissioner of the league once more
Ruxin then traded naming rights of Kevin's soon to be born son to Taco for the 1st round draft pick of the new season. What was the name that Taco chose?
Chalupa Batman MacArthur
Maybe Taco picked this because it was a few of his favorite things...who knows?
Hummus Bane MacArthur
Alfredo Beast MacArthur
Chip Bishop MacArthur
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