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About This Quiz
Either you are the smartest person your friends know, or you know a few clever lines that make you look like a real smarty pants. Let's find out where you sit on the smarty pants scale!
What is one plus one?
It's obviously two.
What a dumb question.
It's two unless you split two things in half. Then, there are four.
You don't know? Why are you asking me?
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Which game show would you win?
"Jeopardy"
"Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"
"Wheel of Fortune"
"Family Feud"
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Do you think you know it all?
My friends say I'm a know it all.
Sometimes.
Who would want to know everything?
No one knows it all.
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Do you make grocery lists?
Yes.
No, I just get what I need.
Sometimes.
Yes, but I always forget it at home.
Do you have good manners?
I try to have good manners.
Manners are for royalty.
I do have good manners.
I'm very polite.
Which museum would you most like to visit?
MoMA.
Tate Modern.
Smithsonian.
San Francisco Museum of Art.
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What does the word chemistry make you think of?
High school horror.
Sex.
Solutions.
Periodic tables.
Do you take good care of your body?
I'm more into my mind.
I am in great shape.
I try.
My body is screaming for care.
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Do you think you are an old soul?
I'm an old and wise soul.
No, I'm still young.
I do think I was meant to live in another era.
I have many past lives.
Do you try to eat healthy?
I try to make smart food decisions.
I eat whatever I want.
I eat mostly healthy.
I really could use some healthy cookbooks.
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Do you think you are funny?
I'm hilarious.
I should be a stand up comedian.
My friends think I'm funny.
I have my moments.
What do you think is the secret to life?
Eating well.
Being informed.
Getting exercise.
Smoking grass.
What part of going to a movie do you like most?
The trivia questions at the beginning.
Popcorn.
Sneak previews.
Snuggling with my date.
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What could you be found doing at a party?
Mingling.
Telling whopper sized stories.
Making food.
Relaxing by the pool.
What is your highest level of education?
Advanced degree.
Some college.
High school diploma.
Vocational certificate.
Do you have a wild streak?
After a few drinks, I do.
I have always had a wild streak.
No, I'm fairly chill.
I grew out of mine.
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