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What time did you say we're leaving? I'm sorry, who's visiting, when? What's this about a delivery on Friday? Is this your relationship, or just a sitcom playing in the background of the harmony that is your love nest?
Do you often find yourselves staring at separate screens in the same room?
Nope
Rarely
Sometimes
Often
Do you know what emotional labor is?
Yes, and we both work at it.
Yes, but they do more.
Yes, but we don't believe it's real.
What is that?
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Do they have your favorite drink ready when you come home?
Every day
If they know when I'm coming, yes.
No, that would require some timing.
They don't know what it is.
Do you text each other when you see something funny in the street?
Yes, and when we don't, we send something funny anyway.
Yes, often.
We mean to, but we forget.
No, that's immature.
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Do you say "I love you" in the same language they hear it?
No, but we understand each other's languages and make an effort to communicate in a way that makes sense to them.
Yes, fortunately.
I don't think so.
What is that?
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Do they mind if you need some alone time?
Why would they mind that? That'd be weird.
No, they understand.
They don't like it but they accept it.
They take it personally.
Do you have a code word for when you want to leave a party?
We have codes for everything.
One or two
That's a good idea!
No, we're not eight.
You love them, of course: do you actually still like them?
Yes, they're my bestie.
Yes, we get on well.
I guess so.
They do get on my nerves a lot.
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Do you feel proud to be seen with them?
Yes, everyone likes me more because of my boo.
Sure, they're impressive to look at.
I hadn't thought of it that way.
Not really.
Do you think they're proud to be seen with you?
They sure are!
They tell me so, so I guess they are.
I doubt it.
No, they seem to find me embarrassing.
Can you imagine life without them?
Yes, and it is a black pit of despair.
No, I cannot.
I don't like to.
Yes, sometimes it sounds nice.
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Do you still spend quality time together?
Yes, we schedule it.
Yes, we sometimes carve out a little time.
Occasionally
Not really
Do you accept that a relationship is always some work, even if it is a really good one?
Of course
I guess.
That's what people say.
No, it should feel natural and easy or it's not real.
Do you ever do anything nice for them just for no reason?
Yes, I can't help it, I just love to spoil them.
Yes, that's what you ought to do when you love someone.
I used to, I really should.
No, it's just a lot of work.
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Do you feel like you know everything about each other?
No, that is not healthy.
Yes, we do!
Sometimes we do.
No, and I don't really want to.
Do you sometimes burst into song at the same moment?
All the time, and in the same funny voice!
Sometimes, yes.
We did once, it was cool.
Not unless we count each other in.
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Do you know what they're thinking?
90% of the time, yes
Half the time
10% of the time
I don't think that is something you can know about someone.
Do you know which of your outfits they like best on you?
Yes, and I buy more like it.
Yes, and it's my favorite too!
No, they have no taste.
I don't care what other people think about these things.
Do any of your single friends ever express that they envy your relationship?
Yes, also my coupled friends.
Yes, they do.
One did.
One did and she's so neurotic it made me feel less good.
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Do you argue in front of other people?
Absolutely not, that is inappropriate.
Occasionally
We had a huge fight in front of our friends recently.
Yes, I know it's not healthy but we just get so mad.
Do you avoid the important conversations?
No, that is no way to do things.
We have done that, but we know it is bad.
Yes, there's a third rail we never touch.
Yes, that's too much like work.
Are you at peace with knowing that one day they will be old and wrinkly?
Yeah, it'll be funny.
Yeah, I guess.
I am trying to.
I will be gone by then.
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Do you sometimes irrationally fear that they will die?
Yes, I hate it.
Yes, but I work on it.
Once in a while.
Yes, and then I picture my life after that and it's all rather morbid.
Do you share a lot of interests?
We share a few key ones.
We share a lot.
We share one.
Only each other
Are you threatened by each other's separate interests?
No, they're healthy.
Only if they take up too much time.
I could live without their nerd habit.
I do not like them having a lot of other friends.
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