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Avast, ye mateys! Climb aboard the good ship and earn ye self a pirate name. Careful not to hornswoggle the answers, or ye will never be a freebooter!
If you were the ship's cook, what might you serve your fellow shipmates?
I would make freshly caught fish.
I would heat up some tater tots and fish patties.
You really don't want me to cook.
I would make hot dogs and fries.
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Why would you have to walk the plank?
I would be punished for getting seasick.
I would obey orders so I didn't have to walk the plank.
I'm the one that makes others walk the plank.
I would probably have to walk the plank for being mouthy.
Which Jack Sparrow quote do you like most?
"My spirit will live on."
"Why is the rum always gone?"
"Not all treasure is gold and silver, mate."
"I regret nothing. Ever."
If you were commanding a pirate ship, who would be your first mate?
My sibling.
My spouse.
My sweetheart.
My best friend.
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Which part of a pirate's outfit would you be most likely to wear?
A hat.
Earrings.
A peg leg.
Boots.
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Which explorer do you find most fascinating?
Christopher Columbus.
Vasco da Gama.
Henry Hudson.
Sir Francis Drake.
Are you a good swimmer?
No, I'm not a good swimmer.
I am an okay swimmer.
I'm part fish, matey.
I can swim enough to avoid drowning.
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If you realized you were stranded on an island, what would you do first?
I would scream.
I would make a fire.
I would make a shelter.
I would look for food.
Would you be offended to be called a scalawag?
Yes.
There would never be a reason to call me a scalawag.
They would just be calling a spade a spade.
I've been called that a few times.
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What do you like most about the beach?
I love watching the sunsets.
I like surfing.
I like the sound of the waves.
I like everything about the beach.
Which kind of cruise would you most like to take?
A Hawaiian cruise.
A Caribbean cruise.
An Alaskan cruise.
A Mediterranean cruise.
Which pirate phrase do you like most?
"Shiver me timbers."
"Batten down the hatches."
"There she blows!"
"Son of a biscuit eater."
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How much of a seadog are you?
I've never been on a boat.
I have some boating experience.
I'm a good boatsman.
I could use a class.
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Which "Gilligan's Island" character do you have the most in common with?
Gillgan.
Mary Ann.
The Skipper.
Ginger.
How would you avoid ending up in Davey Jones' locker?
I would keep a low profile around the ship.
I would follow orders.
I would avoid treasonous people.
I would work hard.
What kind of fishing might you try?
Fly fishing.
Hand fishing.
Deep sea fishing.
I don't think I would enjoy fishing.
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What do you think the Jolly Roger means?
It means freedom.
It means anarchy.
It means that death will come to those who trespass.
I means that we live by our own rules.
Which pirate film do you like most?
"Hook."
"The Goonies."
"Muppet Treasure Island."
"The Princess Bride."
What would you take to a pirate themed party?
I would take eyepatches for everyone.
I would take bottles of rum.
I would take coconuts.
I would take a sword.
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If your ship were marooned on a sandbar, what would you do to pass time?
I would read.
I would sunbathe.
I would strategize the next move.
I would swab the decks.
What would you yell if you saw another ship approaching?
"Help! Help!"
"Incoming!"
"Sail, ho!"
"Head's up!"
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