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How well do you know the Bluth family and their shenanigans?
Who said this memorable line: "I don't know what I expected."
Lucille
Lindsay
George Sr.
Michael
Michael grabs a paper bag from fridge that has a note attached which reads, "Dead Dove. Do Not Eat!" Michael opens the bag and spies a dead dove.
Who said this memorable line: "Are those police boats? No, seriously, I think those are police boats. "
Gob
George Sr. replies, "That's the Securities and Exchange Commission."
Michael
Lindsay
John
Who said this memorable line: "There's always money in the banana stand."
Gob
Lindsay
George Sr.
George Sr. stashed $250,000 cash in the walls of the banana stand.
Maebe
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Who said this memorable line: " I care deeply for nature."
Gob
Lindsay
Her brother Michael replies, "You're wearing ostrich-skin boots." Lindsay shoots back, "Well, I don't care about ostriches."
Ellen
Jackie
Who said this memorable line: "I'll be in the hospital bar."
Lucille
Michael replies, "Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother." Lucille, "Well, this is why people hate hospitals."
Helen
David
Tobias
Who said this memorable line: "Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough."
Lindsay
Lucille responds, "Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair."
Zoey
Jackie
Lisa
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Who said this memorable line: "I have Pop Pop in the attic."
Michael
Tobias
John
George Michael
His father replies, "What? The mere fact that you call "making love" Pop Pop tells me that you're not ready."
Who said this memorable line: "Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a therapist? The world's first Analrapist." "
Tobis
"Yes, and you were almost arrested for those business cards," said his wife Lindsay. Tobias's cards read: Tobias Funke, M.D. ANALRAPIST.
Michael
Gob
Lindsay
Who said this memorable line: "I had to. It's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened. "
Michael
John
Lindsay
Lindsay is questioned to why she drank a bottle of vodka herself.
Lisa
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Who said this memorable line: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael! No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard."
Buster
Gob
That is Gob's response to Michael's question, " Could it be love?"
George Sr.
Michael
Who said this memorable line: "All right, now look, just because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an I.U.D."
Buster
Jackie
George Sr.
His wife Lucille replies, "It was Stuckey's." George Sr. fires back, "But I believed you!"
Michael
Who said this memorable line: "Get me a vodka rocks."
Michael
Lucille
"Mom, it's breakfast," replies Michael. "And a piece of toast," states Lucille.
Maeby
George Jr.
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Who said this memorable line: "Do you guys knows where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the 'T' on it? "
Maeby
Maeby is telling Michael that she wants to be religious. He replies, "It's a cross."
Michael
Lindsay
Buster
Who said this memorable line: "Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else...noticed?"
George Sr.
Buster
Bob Loblaw
It' is Bob's law commercial that ends with Bob saying, "You don't need double talk. You need Bob Loblaw."
Keith
Who said this memorable line: "Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?"
Michael
Michael's family each has their own interpretation of a chicken.
John
Tobias
Gob
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Who said this memorable line: "I've made a huge mistake."
Buster
John
Greg
Gob
Gob says this line at least once in each episode. He makes a lot of bad choices!
Who said this memorable line: "I really think the reason you and I always fight is that, since we were little, Dad's always played us off each other."
Buster
Gob
Michael
Gob's replies, "Dad always said that was your fault."
Lindsay
Who said this memorable line: "Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. "
Michael
The Narrator comments, "Hey. That's the name of the show."
Gob
Buster
George Sr.
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Who said this memorable line: "You lied to me... you said my FATHER was my father, but my UNCLE is my father. MY FATHER IS MY UNCLE."
Michael
John
Buster
Buster confronts Lucille about his birth father.
Lou
Who said this memorable line: "I'm sure Egg is a great person."
Michael
George Michael responds, "It's... it's Ann."
Ann
Lindsay
George Sr.
Who said this memorable line: "Don't leave your uncle T-Bag hanging."
Lindsay
Sue
David
Tobias
George Michael shakes his head, "Please don't call yourself that."
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Who said this memorable line: "I *deceived* you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship."
Lindsay
Michael
That's Michael's response to Lucille's line, "You tricked me."
Lucille
Buster
Who said this memorable line: "I'm half machine. I'm a monster."
Michael
Buster
Lucille catches Buster in bed with a robot vacuum cleaner. He holds up his hook as he says his line.
David
Gob
Who said this memorable line: "Chaw-chee-chaw-chee!"
Gob
Lindsay
Lindsay does the chicken dance in response to Michael being too scared to ask Sally Sitwell out.
Michael
George Sr.
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Who said this memorable line: "Well, let's just say that I'm buy-curious."
Tobias
Tobias is shopping. His line is in response to Transvestite Store Clerk asking, " Are you going to actually buy something this time, or are you just curious? "
Lindsay
Sue
Jackie
Who said this memorable line: "If I didn't have a live dove in my pants right now, I'd leap across the table and..."He unzips his pants. "Ah, what the hell..."
Michael
Jeb
Gob
Michael replies, "I think that's just as good of a time as any to end the meeting."
Buster
Who said this memorable line: "White Power!"
Gob
John
White Power Bill
In prison, White Power Bill stabs Gob in the kidney. Gob yells back, "But I'm white!"
Michael
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Who said this memorable line: "That Funke is some kind of something. Boy, this Funke is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Funke is. Overrated."
Michael
Tobias
Tobias is trying to create buzz about himself around the water cooler.
Dave
Buster
Who said this memorable line: "Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can sink your arrow into my buttocks any time."
Tobias
Michael replies, "Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing."
Landon
John
Lance
Who said this memorable line: "It’s not fair to Buster. He’s a nervous wreck right now. He’s going into the Army, for God’s sake."
Lindsay
Michael
Lucille
Michael replies, "You volunteered him."
Jackie
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Who said this memorable line: "I’m afraid I just blue myself."
Tobias
Tobias colors his body and face blue to audition for the "Blue Man Group."
Michael
Dave
Gob
Who said this memorable line: "Not tricks, Michael, illusions. A trick is something a whore does for money."
George Sr.
Gob
Gob is telling performing some of his magician tricks (illusions) for Michael.
John
Lindsay
Who said this memorable line: "I'm paying thousands of dollars in Krugerrands."
Zoey
George Sr.
Lindsay can't believe what she hears. George Sr. tries to explain that he doesn't want to die in prison, "Gold Krugerrands. Your mother snuck them in here, stuffed them in energy bar wrappers to keep me from getting strangled in the shower or worse."
Jackie
Gob
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Who said this memorable line: "It's, like, "Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?" "Yeah, I don't have a husband." I call it 'Swing City.'"
Michael
Gob
Gob is trying to pitch his ideas for apartment complexes for his new job at Sitwell. No one wants to listen to him. In fact, his ideas get him fired.
Jackie
Cooper
Who said this memorable line: "While on the set of Wrench, Tobias had snuck into the costume closet and disguised himself as an English nanny in an attempt to see his daughter and prove to his wife he had what it took to become a successful actor. It was the exact same plot as Mrs. Doubtfire... "
Michael
Jack
Narrator
After Lindsay answers the door Tobias says, "Why, hellooo. My name is Mrs. Phlyddia Featherbottom, the agency sent me over."
Lindsay
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