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About This Quiz
Pull up a stool and get your drink on! Every bar is different. There are pubs, local watering holes, high-end cocktail bars, wine bars, whisky bars—man, we're thirsty just thinking about it! Do you ever think about why you choose the drinks you do? Maybe you crave margaritas when it gets warm out, and on chillier nights, you prefer red wine. Maybe it depends on what you're eating. Or maybe you order the exact same thing no matter where you go. All these decisions play into who you are as a person. Even if you don't believe that astrology defines who you are, it can certainly be a little window to your personality.Â
How many times have you been in a situation where you've thought, "Wow, that person is SUCH an Aries?" Almost without realizing it, you associated a person's actions with their zodiac sign. We all do it, so welcome to the team! Going to a bar is the perfect opportunity to observe those around you, and with so many options, you're bound to learn a lot about yourself too. Think we can guess your zodiac sign based on what you order at the bar? Take this quiz to find out!
When you first get to the bar, what do you order?
Manhattan
A round of waters
White wine
Cosmopolitan
If you went to a wine bar, what type of wine would you order?
Sauvignon blanc
Tempranillo
Rosé
Sparkling wine
Which beer is your first choice?
A double IPA
Something light and local, preferably
A lager
Something fruity, like a shandy with an orange
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What's the most unique ingredient you've ever had in a cocktail?
Jalapeño vodka
Lavender simple syrup
Chili salt rim
Charred carrot peel
When are margaritas appropriate?
With tacos or nachos
In the summer, when they're sweet and frozen
In spring and summer
Literally always
Do you enjoy flavored vodka?
I'm down for whatever.
No, they taste so fake.
If it's not too strong.
I enjoy the ones I've had before.
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Do you care about the glass that your drinks are served in?
Nah, it doesn't matter.
I like simple glasses.
Wine belongs in wine glasses!
Yes, there are specific glasses for certain drinks.
Is a salt rim or a sugar rim better?
I could go either way.
Salt rim or no rim
Sugar!
Sugar for sweet margaritas, salt for regular or spicy
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Do you want the bar to have free snacks for its patrons?
Free is my favorite kind of snack.
I like the cheese snack mix.
It really helps to soak up the alcohol.
Communal snacks? That sounds gross.
Do you judge a beer by its label?
Yeah, I won't drink beer with certain colors in the label.
Yes, but only because with all the technology these days, beer labels should off the hook.
The crazier the label, the more I want to drink it.
I'll honestly drink whatever.
If your bartender was wearing a denim shirt and vest, is that a bar you want to drink at?
Is it done ironically or seriously? That makes a difference.
That seems so overdone.
They can be more original than that, I'm sure.
I won't NOT drink there.
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How often do you order champagne?
Whenever I'm feeling fancy
Rarely
I'll order it when I really want something plain.
Only when I'm celebrating something
Do mocktails have any place in a bar?
Only if they're really unique and out there
I think mocktails will be more popular than cocktails very soon.
I'm sure some people enjoy them.
Totally. Gotta represent the designated driver!
What snack food are you ordering to go along with all of your drinks?
Fried pickles
Mozzarella sticks
Loaded fries
Jalapeño poppers
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Are you sitting at the bar or are you getting a table?
Bar for sure so I can be close to the action
It's easier to get the bartender's attention at the bar.
Sitting at a table is more comfortable.
I like to let the waitress do all the hard work for me.
If the bartender handed you something different than what you ordered, what would you do?
Forcefully send it back
See if one of my friends wants it
I have to make sure it wasn't someone else's drink.
Make a scene
What's your go-to drink no matter the day, time or mood?
Scotch, neat
Spiked seltzer
Whatever wine is the cheapest
A Malibu Bay Breeze
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Do you have a drink of the season?
Drinks don't have seasons.
My spring drink is an Aperol Spritz.
Fall is the time for spiked cider.
Summer: margaritas, fall: Irish coffee, winter: red wine, spring: Cucumber martini
Are you a good tipper?
I tip just fine.
Making drinks is an art! I tip accordingly.
People live off tips, and I always try to remember that.
If I was blown away I'll tip well.
How would you take a classic Manhattan and make it your own?
I wouldn't; I trust the bartender.
I'd sweeten it up a little bit.
With something that complements the main ingredients
I'd do some research to see what would go with it.
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What time are you getting to the bar?
7 p.m.
6 p.m. for dinner and drinks
Whenever everyone else wants to go
8 p.m. seems reasonable
Do you often ask for the bartender's recommendation when you can't decide on a drink?
Totally! They know what's good.
I usually know what I want.
It definitely can't hurt.
They can be the tie breaker.
If you were to do a shot, what kind are you doing?
Tequila that's lit on fire
Something fun, like a lemon drop
Cinnamon Toast Crunch shot
I don't like shots.
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You're going on a blind date and meeting at the bar. When you arrive, your date has ordered for you. It's not what you would have ordered, though. What do you do?
Leave
Drink as much of it as I can
Tell them I actually want something else
Tell them how thoughtful they are
When you're in the mood for a special drink, what do you order?
Aperol Spritz
Anything served in a giant glass
A super craft beer
Something with a fun name
Do you friends ever judge you for what you order?
No, never
I always know how to order.
Sometimes, but I don't care.
They wouldn't dare.
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Now, do you ever judge someone else for what they order at the bar?
All the time
People really don't know how to drink.
I try not to.
To each their own
When you go to the bar, do you try to befriend the bartender?
Yeah, sometimes you get bigger pours that way.
Nah, they just want your money.
It can't hurt.
If anything, they try to befriend me.
How much are you willing to spend at the bar in a single night?
On a normal night, $50
If it's a special occasion, upward of $20
I try to keep it under $50.
As much as it takes
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