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Warning! May contain strong language. Can you identify these memorable quotes from the AMC drama Breaking Bad?
Who said it: "I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!"
Gus
Walter
Walter attempts to reassure Skyler that his business does not put him or his family in danger -- and ends up scaring the hell out of her instead.
Jesse
Tuco
Who said it: "You are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don’t. You are not the guy."
Gus
Saul
Tuco
Mike
On a ride along with Mike, Jesse had the temerity to suggest that he could be Mike's "guy," prompting this response.
Who said it: "Yeah, bitch! Magnets!"
Walter, Jr.
Badger
Skinny Pete
Jesse
Jesse makes this exclamation when they prove they can use magnets to wipe some hard drives that contain incriminating information.
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Who said it: "They’re minerals, Marie! Jesus!"
Skyler
Hank
Hank takes special offense when anyone calls his beloved minerals "rocks."
Walter
Walter, Jr.
Who said it: "Darth Vader had responsibilities. He was responsible for the Death Star."
Jesse
Walter
Badger
Badger was commiserating with Jesse's disappointment that even outlaws have responsibilities.
Skinny Pete
Who said it: "I fucked Ted."
Skyler
This was Skyler's devastating response to Walter's attempts to make their home life normal again in the season three episode "I.F.T." -- a name that is almost certainly related to the quote.
Marie
Jane
Lydia
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Who said it: "Don't drink and drive. But if you do, call me."
Walter
Saul
Saul, always on the lookout for new customers, gives this advice to Walt, Jr.
Hank
Skyler
Who said it: "And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man."
Hank
Walt
Gus
Gus tells this to Walter to convince him to continue cooking meth.
Mike
Who said it: "Stay out of my territory."
Gus
Walter
Walter issues this warning after seeing a couple guys buying the materials to make meth at a local hardware store.
Tuco
Mike
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Who said it: "The moral of the story is: I chose a half-measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again."
Hank
Mike
Mike was explaining to Walter why he didn't believe Jesse could be contained through peaceful methods.
Gus
Jack Welker
Who said it: "Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!"
Walt
Mike
Tuco
Gus
Gus yells this (in Spanish) to any remaining enemies in the area after he poisons his cartel rivals.
Who said it: "All I can do is wait. That's it. That's the only good option. Hold on, bide my time, and wait."
Skyler
When Walt asked her what she was waiting for, Skyler replied, "For the cancer to come back." Ouch.
Marie
Hank
Walter, Jr.
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Who said it: "I'm not in the meth business. I'm in the empire business."
Jesse
Jack Welker
Walter
This is how Walter explains to Jesse that he is no longer cooking meth for the money but for his pride.
Gus
Who said it: "Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace."
Gus
Walter
Hank
Mike
These were Mike's last words after Walter shot him. He was always the silent type.
Who said it: "You're my free pass, bitch."
Hank
Jesse
Jesse threatens Walter that if he is ever arrested, he will turn state's witness and testify against the great Heisenberg.
Walt, Jr.
Saul
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Who said it: "Faith and begorrah! A fellow potato eater! My real name's McGill. The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak..."
Badger
Jesse
Elliott Schwarz
Saul Goodman
In his first meeting with Walter (in disguise as Badger's uncle), Saul hints at his transformation from Jimmy McGill to Saul Goodman.
Who said it: "I will kill your wife; I will kill your son; I will kill your infant daughter."
Gus
To prevent Walter from meddling with Jesse, Gus levels this chilling threat.
Mike
Tuco
Jack Welker
“I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.”
Gomez
Hank
When Hank discovers Walter's alter-ego, this is the promise he makes to him.
Mike
Marie
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Who said it: "Say my name."
Gus
Tuco
Walter
Before completing a large meth transaction, Walter demands that his middleman invoke the name of Heisenberg.
Jack Welker
Who said it: "Say you want this!"
Mike
Hank
Tuco
Jesse
In the final episode, Jesse considers shooting Walter, but only if Walter admits that is what he wants. When he does, Jesse slides the gun over to Walter and tells him to do it himself.
Who said it: "Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James."
Mike
After Walter kills Gus, Mike advises him that he's not as invincible as he thinks he is.
Hank
Jesse
Walter
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Who said it: "May his death satisfy you."
Tuco
Walter
Gus
This is how Gus offered up Hank to the Salamanca Cousins as a repayment for the death of Tuco.
Hector Salamanca
Who said it: "Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family."
Walter
Skyler
After Walter buys a new car for Walt, Jr., Skyler forces him to return it in order to protect their story and ends the discussion with this statement.
Hank
Marie
Who said it: "You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornets' nest, it's a free country. But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?"
Hank
Todd
Mike
Saul
This was one of Saul's many complaints about Walter and Jesse's business practices.
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Who said it: "...[W]hy are there what looks like brains in our garbage can?"
Skyler
Walter
Marie
When Hank and Jesse stage a photo to make it appear that Walter murdered Jesse, Marie discovers the props in the trash and asks Hank about it.
Hank
Who said it: "Jesus, what's with all the greed here? It's unattractive."
Saul
Tuco
Jesse
Jack Welker
In the fifth season episode "Ozymandias," Jack steals Walter's money, but leaves him one barrel of cash. This leads to some grumbling among Jack's men, provoking this (ironic) response.
Who said it: "This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed..."
Walter
Jesse
Hank tracks down Walter's and Jesse's RV, so they take it to a salvage yard to have it destroyed. When Hank comes knocking on the RV door, this is how Jesse responds.
Todd
Gale
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Who said it: "I wanna be a knight."
Badger
Jesse explains that him and his partners can be kings by selling blue meth, and Badger takes the statement somewhat too literally.
Jesse
Walt, Jr.
Skinny Pete
Who said it: "Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head."
Hank
Walter
Mike
In the season five episode "Dead Freight," Mike wants to kill Lydia because he believes she is working with the DEA and says this as part of his argument in favor of the idea.
Jack Welker
Who said it: "Oh yeah, I remember that little bitch. So you must be daddy. Let me get this straight. I steal your dope, I beat the piss out of your mule boy, and you bring me more meth? That's brilliant."
Jack Welker
Tuco
Tuco says this to Walter, just before Walter demonstrates that the substance in question is not meth but a highly volatile explosive.
Mike
Gus
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Who said it: "If that’s true, if you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course… would be to tread lightly."
Walter
Hank learns of Walter's alter-ego and confronts him, leading to this unforgettable response.
Gus
Jack Welker
Mike
Who said it: "There's no honor among thieves...except for us of course."
Gus
Walter
Saul
When Jesse threatens to turn Walter over to the DEA, Saul tells Walter he should consider other options for dealing with Jesse and includes this duplicitous line.
Jack Welker
Who said it: "Since when do vegans eat fried chicken?"
Gus
Hank
When Hank discovers a Pollos Hermanos wrapper in the pictures from Gale Boetticher's apartment, he starts to suspect that Gus Fring knows more about it than he lets on.
Mike
Gomez
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Who said it: "All right, $16,000 laundered at 75 cents on the dollar, minus my fee, which is 17%, comes out to $9,960. Congratulations, you've just left your family a second hand Subaru."
Saul
In the season two episode "Four Days Out," Saul explains to Walter why he needed to scale up his operation if he wants to provide for his family after his death.
Jesse
Badger
Mike
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