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About This Quiz
The diner is the classic American restaurant, and "Grease" is the classic American movie musical (and stage show). What do your diner preferences tell us about your role in "Grease?"
What's the most exciting food on the menu?
Spicy shrimp
Nothing is exciting, that's the point
A secret Australian recipe
My mother's marinara sauce
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Do you open on Sundays?
Of course, it's so lucrative
Yes, but only after church
No, that's blasphemy
Yes, but only if I wake up early
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Are you the face of your diner?
Naturally: love me, love my diner
No, it's just for ordinary guys
No, I'm too shy
Yes, people come to see me
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Does your diner ever have live music?
Of course!
No, it annoys people
Yes, if it is wholesome
No, but that sounds cool
If your diner were closed down, why would that be?
Failure to bribe the health department
Health code violation
I don't know!
Fights
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Is your diner a tolerant sort of place for all sorts of people?
Yes, if you are gay or Muslim or foreign or whatever, you are welcome
It's mostly blue collar, so white collar might feel uncomfortable
Yes, we are all about love
Yes, unless they are boring
Does your diner change its decor often?
No, it's how I like it
No, that is a waste of money
Yes, I have arty ideas sometimes
Yes, I collect new engines etc to display
Are there any car parts decorating your diner?
One or two from guys whose hearts I broke
Of course we have a few
No, cars are dumb
All over the place
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What day of the week is it busiest?
Fridays
Weekdays after 6 p.m.
Weekdays after school is out
Saturdays and Sundays
What house of worship do people visit before they come to your diner?
None
Presbyterian
Episcopalian
Catholic
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Who do you hope will come and eat there?
Families with money to spend
Honest working men
Good wholesome people
My ex
What's your diner's unique selling point?
It's quintessentially me
It's good honest food
It's a safe and comforting place
It's super cool
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How are the seats arranged?
A mix of booths and tables
Booths, tables, and bar seats
Booths and a few along the bar
Bar seats and high tops
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How large are the portions?
As small as I can get away with, to save money
Large enough to be hearty
Modest and healthy
Huge
How do you want people to feel when they leave?
Like they just had a great time
Sated
Happy and peaceful
Excited and cool
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