Build a Salad and We'll Guess Which Disney Princess You Are

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Build a Salad and We'll Guess Which Disney Princess You Are
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About This Quiz

is it ever a bad time for a salad? The answer is no. Few foods can ever hope to be as diverse as a salad. Maybe 30 years ago a salad was some iceberg lettuce and a few wedges of tomato and it wasn't super appealing to everyone but, as a people, our salad game has evolved. You can easily make a very filling and, if we're being honest, terribly unhealthy meal out of a salad these days. Cheese, fried chicken, steak, tortilla strips, seeds, nuts and berries all have a home in salads. A big tasty chunk of avocado and salty, crisp pieces of bacon. Dressing that can range from a simple splash of balsamic vinegar to a rich and delightful Green Goddess or some creamy bacon ranch. There's a lot more going on in a salad bowl than there used to be.

Since salad is so diverse these days, it's no surprise that building one takes some effort. You need to put your heart and soul into a proper salad or else you'll get wilted lettuce and some shreds of carrot. You need to express your true inner self. Bust out your inner Disney Princess, in fact. The two are more closely linked than you could imagine. Think we can guess which Disney Princess you are based on nothing more than your salad choices? Take the quiz and see!

Let's establish what type of salad you even like right off the bat. Is this a lettucey sort of salad?
I like mixed field greens.
Kale sounds good.
Good ol' iceberg lettuce
Maybe some Romaine
It doesn't have to be a leafy salad. Is there another kind of veggie base you like?
Maybe some different kinds of beans
Broccoli salad
Coleslaw is OK.
Cucumber and tomato salad
A salad could just be that one veggie, but who wants that? What's an indispensable veggie to go in any salad?
Avocado
Tomato
Cucumber
Onion

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Now suppose you wanted something a little more filling in your salad. What else are you dropping in?
Bulgar wheat
Quinoa
Croutons
Lentils
Fruit can add a really nice accent in a salad. Ever add any?
Fig
Cranberries
A little bit of apple
Dried cherries
It was a brilliant human being who first added cheese to a salad. What kind do you like in yours?
Feta
Parmesan
Cheddar
Is there a bad cheese?

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Are you a fan of adding any kind of protein to a salad?
Boiled egg
Grilled chicken
Bacon bits
Tuna
What's going in your salad if you're looking to add a little robust redness?
Red cabbage
Beet
Tomato
Radish
Let's say you wanted a bit of something purple in the salad, then what?
Purple cauliflower
Dried blueberries
Purple carrots
Cabbage

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Let's keep going through the rainbow here. What do you want in a salad that's yellow?
Corn
Yellow pepper
Yellow beans
Yellow tomato
Orange may be the most delicious of all colors. What are you adding in that hue?
Mandarin segments
Butternut squash
Carrots
Orange bell pepper
Let's fade out the color a little bit. Would you add anything white to the mix?
Boiled egg
Mushrooms
Onion
Cauliflower

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Texture time! What do you want in your salad that's juicy?
Pomegranate seeds
Cherry tomatoes
Cucumber pieces
Orange segments
If your salad needs some crunch, what are you tossing in?
Tortilla strips
Pepitas
Croutons
Crunchy chow mein noodles
This may seem a little weird, but what's the best receptacle for a salad?
Bread bowl
Regular bowl
A plate
A cup so you can shake it all up and mix it.

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Obviously, you can't just have a plain salad, you need to dress it. What general style of dressing do you like?
Something with a kick
Something vinegary
Something creamy
Something sweet
Sometimes it's easier to just pick an old standby rather than build your own. What's your favorite classic salad?
Taco
Caesar
Chef's
Greek
Of all the cream-style dressings out there, which one do you like the most?
Green Goddess
Caesar
Ranch
Blue cheese

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If you're in the market for a dressing with a little bit of a zip to it, what might you pick?
Balsamic
French
Italian
Greek
Let's head to the world of beans for a sec. What's the best bean to make a salad out of?
Garbanzo beans
Kidney beans
Green beans
Wax beans
Some salads are decidedly not healthy. Which kind of unhealthy salad do you crave?
Taco salad
Potato salad
Macaroni salad
Coleslaw

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Don't ask why, but we make sandwiches out of things we call salad that just ain't salad. Nonetheless, which one do you like the most?
Shrimp salad
Egg salad
Tuna salad
Chicken salad
Fruit salad time! What's the one fruit that has to be there?
Grapes
Bananas
Pears
Cherries
What are your thoughts on ambrosia salad?
Nooooooo!
I love it!
Say what now?
I'm not a huge fan, but it's fine.

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Side salad or full meal salad?
I'll have a full meal salad.
Side, but a really big side
Just a side
Either way is fine.
Time to get nutty. Pick a nut for your salad.
Macadamia
Pecans
Almonds
Walnut
Not to be overly negative, but what's the one thing you absolutely hate on a salad?
Iceberg lettuce
Onion
Ham
Olives

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The age-old question: chopped salad or tossed salad?
Either one is cool.
Tossed salad
Wait, what?
I like it chopped.
Are you sparse with the salad dressing or do you drown that thing?
Just a dab will do.
I like a reasonable amount.
Drown it!
A lot but not overkill
Ever looked at how many calories are in fast food salads? Some are over 1,000 with a ton of sugar.
Meh, that's why they taste good.
I know! It's the worst.
For real?
That's why I don't order fast food salad.

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