Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are
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About This Quiz

In the world of romance and sexy times, there's usually not a lot of room for fast food.  In fact, if you take a date to a fast food restaurant, there's a good chance you're straight up sabotaging your chances of having any kind of romance later in the evening.  But is that fair? Just because fast food is considered cheap, does that mean it's a total mood killer?  Heck no, it doesn't!  Sure, it may not be the most impressive thing out there but there's a lot to be said for fast food and how it interacts with someone's sex appeal.  Not only that, but you can really gauge just how adventurous someone is by their fast food choices. Dare we even say, we could discover how kinky you are based solely on your ability to navigate a Taco Bell menu.

Look at it this way - Taco Bell is known for taking weird and wild menu risks. It's the fast food version of kink. So it's not too crazy to think we could figure out how kinky you are based on nothing more than your Taco Bell choices. If you doubt us, why not grab a handful of fire sauce packets and dive right into the quiz.

Let's say you've been challenged to a soft taco eating challenge. How many can you take down?
As many as it takes!
Just one or two
Probably three or four
Maybe five
When do you find yourself craving tacos the most?
After working up an appetite, of course.
For lunch
After work
Late at night
When the craving strikes, where do you like to eat your tacos?
Oh, anywhere is fine. I'm easy.
In the restaurant
In the car, while I'm driving
Might as well take them back home for some privacy.

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There are lots of different spice levels you can have depending on your order. Do you like it spicy?
I like it very hot.
No, thanks!
A little spice never hurt anyone.
Sometimes it can be very nice.
Did you know Taco Bell sells Party Packs for when you need a whole bunch of taco goodness? What pack is right for your party?
Supreme Variety Taco Party Pack
Grande Meal
Taco Party Pack
Variety Taco Party Pack
Those little sauce packets are great because you can just bring some home and save them for later. What's the best kind?
Diablo Sauce
Mild Sauce
Hot Sauce
Fire Sauce

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You can't just have non-stop heat on a taco. Sometimes it's fun to cool it down. What's the best sauce for keeping things cool?
Guacamole
Sour Cream
Pico de Gallo
Avocado Ranch
Taco Bell sure can get messy sometimes. What's your messy favorite?
Mexican Pizza
Crunchy Taco
Fiesta Taco Salad
Chalupa Supreme
The Value Menu is a good choice when you want some delicious on the cheap. What sounds best to you?
Three Cheese Nacho Grande Burrito
Cinnamon Twists
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Beefy Fritos Burrito

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A taco is really generic. You need to decide what kind of taco it is by filling it up. What's filling your taco?
Seasoned Beef
Chicken
Refried Beans
Steak
Just like the sheets on your bed can really affect your sleep, the wrap for your Taco Bell meal really affects your food. How do you like to wrap it up?
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco shell
Soft tortilla
Crunchy tortilla
Chalupa wrap
Everyone likes a little ooey-gooey cheese on a taco, right? How do you like your cheese?
Lava sauce
Shredded cheese
Three cheese blend
Nacho cheese

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You don't want a meal to feel too heavy. What veggies do you like to add to a taco?
Everything!
Lettuce
Tomato
Jalapenos
Just because they call it Taco Bell doesn't mean you only need to order tacos. What other menu items do you like?
Chalupas
Quesadilla
Burrito
Nachos
Nachos are great snacks at any time of day. What do you like with your nachos?
Nachos BellGrande
Nachos and salsa
Nachos and pico de gallo
Nachos and guacamole

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You can order all kinds of different quesadillas from Taco Bell. What kind is the best kind?
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Cheese Quesadilla
Steak Quesadilla
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
If you have a sweet tooth, you can always order a sugary treat from Taco Bell. Pick one!
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze
Cinnamon Twists
Cinnabon Delights
Caramel Apple Empanada
You know you can get breakfast at Taco Bell, right? What breakfast item is best?
Naked Egg Taco
Breakfast Soft Taco
Grilled Breakfast Burrito
Breakfast Crunchwrap

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It's not a meal without a bowl of something delicious on the side. Pick the best side bowl.
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Pintos n Cheese
Seasoned Rice
Black Beans and Rice
Are you a fan of chicken? What's the most delicious chicken item Taco Bell ever hatched?
Naked Chicken Chalupa
Chicken Soft Taco
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
Chicken Enchilada Grande Burrito
Taco Bell loves mixing its brand of food with junk food. Which taco/junk food hybrid is the best?
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Cheetos Burrito
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Kit Kat Quesadilla

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There are Taco Bell restaurants all around the world. Which international menu item sounds best?
Beer
BBQ Pork Quesadilla
Chicken Tikka Masala Burrito
Shrimp and Avocado Burrito
Some of Taco Bell's menu has been retired over the years. Which of these would you go back in time to try?
Seafood Salad
Verde Sauce
Bacon Cheeseburger Burrito
Bell Beefer Sandwich
Sometimes nothing hits the spot like some steak. Which steak item would you like to order?
XXL Grilled Stuft Steak Burrito
Grilled Steak Soft Taco
Steak Quesadilla
Steak Chalupa Supreme

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Which of these spice-infused item sounds the most tempting?
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Spicy Potato Soft Taco
Spicy Tostada
Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller
There are a lot of potatoes on the menu at Taco Bell. What potato item sounds the tastiest?
Loaded Potato Griller
Hash Browns
Spicy Potato Soft Taco
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
If you're in the market for some rice, which rice dish sounds best to you?
Quesarito
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Black Beans and Rice
7-Layer Burrito

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If you like your meal by the numbers, Taco Bell can keep your dining numerical. Pick the number item that's best for you.
7-Layer Burrito
Triple Layer Nachos
Double Decker Taco
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Anyone can add cheese to something, but you want something designed to be cheesy. Pick the best cheesy item on the menu.
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Cheesy Roll-Up
Cheese Quesadilla
Quesarito
What's your favorite crazy Taco Bell menu item of all time?
The Fireworks Burrito that came with Pop Rocks
Crunchwrap Supreme
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Naked Chicken Chips

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