Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess What Move Is Most Likely to Seduce You
By: Ian Fortey
5 min
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About This Quiz
When it comes to seduction, is any restaurant more on its game than Taco Bell? All that seasoned beef. That gooey cheese. Those saucy little packets of sauce! Come on now. Taco Bell knows exactly what it's doing and that's half the reason it's so popular. Burger joints wish they had the game that Taco Bell has.
There's an inherent sexiness to Taco Bell, for sure. But Taco Bell alone probably can't seduce you. You need a little more effort than that. You need some kind of moves. Moves always work. So what if we told you that if you run down your perfect Taco Bell order for us, we can actually tell you the way to your heart? All we need to know is a little bit about your preferences when it comes to cheesy, bean-filled burritos. Tell us your quesadilla dreams. Regale us with the story of your first crunchy taco. We'll use our patented seduction-science techniques to cross-reference your choices with tried and true seduction methods and come up with the one, true method of seducing you that's guaranteed to work every single time. We're that good. Take the quiz and see for yourself!
Your date takes you to Taco Bell. What do you order?