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Every detail that goes into your monster truck is sure to tell us a lot about you. From that information, we'll be able to pair you up with one of the iconic men of wrestling in the '80s. While all of them were excellent at faking devastating moves, each had their personality when it came time to talk with Mean Gene.
If your vehicle is the biggest in the competition and you prefer to go with a simple, all-black look, perhaps Andre the Giant is your match. If you're all about having the biggest tires and not tooting your own horn too much, then it seems like a great fit.
On the other hand, maybe you're all about as much flair and pizzazz as you can muster. If you're going to be projecting a very macho image, then Randy Savage is looking promising. If a purple and yellow color scheme and a "Pomp and Circumstance" entrance song are also appealing to you, then it's a done deal.
Perhaps you prefer to keep things simple and go with an American flag theme. If you're planning to use plenty of two-by-fours in the construction of your ride, then Hacksaw Jim Duggan seems like the right choice.
The bell just rang to start the match. Whatcha gonna do, brother?
Are you going to be building your monster truck for speed or freestyle abilities?
Both, I want to win everything.
I feel the need, the need for speed.
It will be a solid vehicle without any extra bells or whistles.
Neither, really. It'll be built like a tank.
How big is your rig going to be?
Huge.
Average size.
A little smaller to increase the speed.
It will be bigger than most.
Which classic monster truck will your rig most be like?
El Toro Loco.
Bigfoot.
Grave Digger.
Maximum Destruction.
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Will you fly an American flag on your monster truck?
I'll have it in my truck and I'll get it out to wave at the end of my run.
Hooo! Absolutely.
I think I'll pass on that.
I won't fly the flag, but I'll have the red, white and blue in graphics on the side of my rig.
How comfortable will you be doing interviews with Mean Gene?
I'd really rather not.
I'd be amazing with the press.
I'd do my best, but there are likely to be others that are better at it than me.
I'll leave you with plenty of memorable one-liners.
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Will you have exterior speakers to blast your music?
That sounds great. Let's do some classic rock.
I'd have speakers, but I'd use them to talk to the crowd during my run.
You know it. I'll be blasting country music.
No, that's not my style.
How loud will your horns be?
I'm not going to have horns on my vehicle.
They'll blast you right out of the stadium.
They'll be loud enough so you can hear my theme song honk.
I'm not sure if I'll have a horn on my ride or not.
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Of the following, which song would you rather come out to?
"Real American".
"Two By Four".
"The Eighth Wonder".
"Pomp and Circumstance".
Which color scheme would you rather go with for your rig?
Red, white and blue.
Purple and yellow.
Black.
Red and yellow.
How popular do you think you'd be with the crowd?
I'd be the hated enemy of the fans.
I think they'd make me the fan favorite.
I'd be popular with a particular section of the crowd.
I'd be the underdog that everyone cheered for.
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Would you be considered the good guy or the bad guy?
The good guy, definitely.
I think I would go back and forth.
I'd be more like the comic relief, but a good guy.
I'd be the bad guy, for sure.
Which quote would best fit your monster truck?
"Large and in charge".
"U-S-A, U-S-A, Hooo!"
"Too hot to handle, too cold to hold".
"Whatcha gonna do, brother?"
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Are you going to have a lot of graphics on the side of your monster truck?
I'll keep it pretty simple, but my message will be plastered all over the exterior.
It's just going to be the American flag.
I won't have any.
Yeah, it's going to be covered in stuff.
In the arena, would you consider yourself to be the favorite or the underdog?
I think you would have to always consider me the underdog.
I guess I'm a bit of an underdog, but I'll expect to win anyways.
I'm the favorite, but everyone in the arena wants me to lose.
I'm the fan favorite, for sure.
Will you add some special hydraulics to your ride?
No, I don't think so.
I might, but it's not a priority.
Sure, why not.
Oh yeah! I'm going to be lifting and dropping that thing all over the place.
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What size tires are you going with?
Big, but not over-the-top.
I just want something with the tread that's built for speed.
Just the standard size will do fine.
I want the biggest tires that are possible.
How big of an engine are you putting in that thing?
The bigger, the better.
Just the standard engine in one of these things is fine.
Whatever my crew tells me is going to be the fastest.
I'll be looking for a balance between weight and power.
Which venue would you rather drive your monster truck in?
Maverick Center.
Budweiser Events Center.
Santa Ana Star Center.
Berlin Raceway.
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Are you going to try any innovative stuff in your rig?
I might try some small items to push me over the top.
Nope, just the standard stuff.
I'll be pushing the edge of how big you can go.
I'll definitely be trying all kinds of new stuff to give me a potential edge.
How much modern technology will be on board?
Very little.
My rigs is going to be loaded with technology.
None, it'll be all old school.
I'll have a few gadgets.
Will there be any two-by-fours used in the construction of your monster truck?
I suppose it's possible.
No, that seems like a terrible idea.
Hooo! You know it.
Why would I use two-by-fours?
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How much safety equipment will you have on board?
I'll have all the safety stuff that's required.
I'll be prepared for anything that might come up.
I'll roll the dice and hope nothing goes wrong.
I might throw a fire extinguisher in there.
Which classic monster truck would have been your biggest rival?
Bigfoot.
Grave Digger.
Maximum Destruction.
Blue Thunder.
If you could do a crossover promotion with any current WWE wrestler, who would you choose?
Chris Jericho.
Braun Strowman.
Brock Lesnar.
Big Show.
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Which wrestling move best matches your monster truck's style?
The Leg Drop.
Three-Point Stance Clothesline.
Sitdown Splash.
Flying Elbow Drop.
Which '80s fad best fits you?
Denim jackets.
Boom boxes.
"Where's the beef" Wendy's commercial.
Hyper-color shirts.
Which '80s hairstyle goes the best with your monster truck?
Jheri curl.
Mohawk.
The mullet.
Big hair.
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