Build Your Perfect Pizza Order and We'll Guess Which Part of the US You're From!

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Build Your Perfect Pizza Order and We'll Guess Which Part of the US You're From!
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About This Quiz

Not all pizzas are the same! Some pizzas have sloppy, wet mountains of cheese; others have a crispy crust and a thin layer of feta. No matter what kind of pizza you prefer, we are sure your pie-loving preferences will give away the part of the United States you are from! Pizzas, like accents, have a regional flare that never really leave us. They are attached somewhere inside like toppings baked in a calzone. 

If you are enough of a pizza lover to take a pizza quiz, you are prepared for a real treat. Our quiz will let you pretend to stand in the kitchen of your very own pizzeria. While you're there, you will tell us everything you love about pizzas. You'll get to choose your toppings, your cheese, your crust, and the way you eat it. You'll get to do everything except deliver it to yourself and give yourself a tip! 

You don't need to sign up for an order tracker for this pizza quiz. We just want to take a stab at where you're from using your pizza preferences as our guide. If you think we're up to the 30-minute challenge, preheat the oven and let's get a slice!


How thick do you like the crust?
I like it more like a pie crust.
Thin
Medium
Very thin

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How thick do you like the cheese?
Soupy
Medium
Thick
Any amount as long as it is vegan

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How salty should it be?
Fairly
Middling
Hugely
Hardly any

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Do you ever order white pizza?
LOL no
Rarely
I don't know what that is.
Often

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Where do you eat your pizza?
Home or restaurant
On the run
At home
At a restaurant

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Do you use cutlery?
Yes, of course.
Absolutely not
Usually
Generally not

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What crockery do you use?
Dish with a high edge
Paper plate
China plate from my home
Plate at the restaurant

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Do you like a brand everyone has heard of?
Yes, please.
The more obscure the better
It's a must.
I prefer not.

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Do you like a controversial pizza?
Yes
Probably not
Definitely not
Usually

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Does it bother you if you don't know what is in it?
I prefer to not know.
I want to know everything except the herbs and spices.
Yes, that's weird.
I prefer to know.

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Is it gluten free?
LOL, no.
No, but I could choose that.
I don't even understand the point of that.
Of course

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Is the crust stuffed?
No, but the pizza kinda is.
No, that's tacky.
Yes
No, that's unhealthy.

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How big is the pizza?
One handspan
One large slice
18" across
12" across

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If you spilled it on you, how ruined would your shirt be?
Totally
Salvageable
Mostly
Not at all

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How hot should it be, spice-wise?
Mild
Surprise me
Depends on my mood
Hot

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Should it require careful two-handed eating?
Yes
LOL no
No, but I do that anyway.
Generally not

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What drink will you have with it?
Pop
Soda
Beer
Water

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Who are you eating with?
Friends
Alone
Family
Colleagues

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How long does it take you to eat it?
20 minutes
90 seconds
An hour
10 minutes

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Did you see it being made?
Usually not
Of course
No
Usually

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Could you get a pizza like it anywhere but home?
Not really
Definitely no
Sure
I doubt it.

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How many napkins do you need?
All the napkins
3
2
I use one big reusable cloth one that I carry around.

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How many calories are in it?
500
400
800
280

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Is there anything green on it?
Haha, no.
Maybe some pesto
Maybe some peppers
Maybe some salad

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Where do the ingredients come from?
No idea
Farms upstate, so I hear.
Don't care.
Farms within 100 miles

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What is the fat content like?
Appalling
Moderate
Horrifying
Low

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Will you recycle the packaging?
I never saw the packaging.
If I see a suitable bin, yes.
Doubt it.
There was no packaging.

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How often do you eat pizza?
Weekly
Twice a week
Every other week
Monthly

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Do you have the same every time?
Yes
I rotate through a few places.
I have the same brand, different pizza.
No, it depends where I am in my organic dieting micro-cycle.

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Do people from other places find your choice confusing?
Yes, often even after they try it.
Not once they try it.
Yes, if they are from a major city.
Yes, they think it is too hippie-dippy.

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