Can We Guess How Kinky You Are by the Foods You Hate?

By: Isadora Teich
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess How Kinky You Are by the Foods You Hate?
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About This Quiz

Our tastes in food are very personal: What people love and hate can be the difference between a fun night out and a beautiful memory or a bruised palate and an early end to the evening. What we like and dislike about food often ties into who we are, how we grew up, and sometimes even things that are important to us. It can be as personal as some of our more secret and tantalizing tastes, even. Sure, you might love or hate controversial foods like mayonnaise or olives, but based on those tastes, can we guess what you like in the bedroom? 

Put us to the test. Whether chopped liver sounds like a delightful dish or horrible nightmare-on-a-plate might just clue us in to what exactly you like to get up to behind closed doors. Can whether you love or hate hot sauce reveal how spicy you like things in the bedroom? Let's have a taste and see if we can guess exactly how kinky you are based on what foods you just can't stand. 

There is a whole world of zany food and crazy kink out there. Let's see if your tastes on a plate tie into your tastes in bed!

If a waiter brings you a sandwich with mayonnaise on it, what do you do?
Just eat it, no problem
Eat it, but not feel happy about it
Scrape off the mayonnaise
Send it back
In your opinion, is all seafood gross?
Yes!
Some of it
Most of it
Most of it is delicious.
Everyone is obsessed with avocados, but are you?
They disgust me.
I'd rather not eat them.
They are OK.
Love them!

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Would you ever eat organ meat?
No way!
Probably not
Maybe
Definitely
Some people say that American cheese isn't even cheese. How do you feel about it?
It's the only cheese I eat!
I love it!
It's OK.
It's gross.
Brussels sprouts are a very hated vegetable. Are you a fan?
Get them away from me!
Big fan!
Only in a few dishes
I don't love them.

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Did getting black licorice in your Halloween candy bag as a kid make you happy?
I prefer other candies.
I felt neutral.
I always felt cheated.
I loved it!
Do you like the flavor of beets?
They're OK.
Only in some things
No way!
I love beets.
Which of these most closely matches your opinion of cilantro?
It's OK when mixed into dishes.
Hate it!
Love it!
I like it.

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Which kind of chocolate would you rather not get on Valentine's Day?
White
Milk
Dark
Very Dark
Does seeing olives on a plate make you angry?
Yes!
Usually
I don't care.
I love olives.
Are you a fan of blue cheese, or do you want it nowhere near you?
It's disgusting!
I don't love it.
I can tolerate it.
I like it a lot.

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Can you stomach coconut?
I hate the fruit and the flavor.
I hate coconut-flavored things.
I'm OK with coconut.
I love it!
Which leafy green would you be happy to never have to eat again?
All of them
Spinach
Romaine lettuce
Kale
Would anyone ever find tofu in your fridge?
Never
Probably not
Occasionally
Always

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Are you ever in the mood to slurp down some oysters?
Get them away from me!
Never had one, never will.
Sometimes
Always!
Zoodles. Do you touch the stuff?
I love them!
Sure
I mean, I would if I had to.
No way!
Is Spam that stuff of your nightmares?
100% nightmare fuel
It's kinda gross.
It's just OK.
I really like it!

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Are you a candy corn hater?
I love candy corn.
I can tolerate it.
I avoid it.
Yes!
Some people will put ketchup on almost anything. How do you feel about it?
Ketchup is life.
It's very good.
Only on some foods
No, it's gross.
Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Never!
I won't eat it.
Sometimes
Yes, it's delicious!

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Do you think that Vegemite is gross?
I really like it!
Yes!
It's an acquired taste.
I can tolerate it.
Is cottage cheese ever on your grocery list?
Sometimes
Always
Never; I hate it.
No, I never even think about it.
Goat cheese is popular in France, but not so much in the U.S. Are you into goat cheese?
Ew, no way!
I don't like it.
I can tolerate it.
I like it!

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Mushrooms gross a lot of people out. Are you in that boat?
I can stomach them.
I'm the boat captain!
I rarely eat them.
I love them!
Would you rather eat poison than capers?
No, that's crazy.
100%
No, I like capers.
I live for capers.
Truffle oil is on trend, but is it on your plate?
Never had it
I hate it.
It's OK.
I love it!

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Does Cheez Whiz ruin whatever food it touches?
Usually
Never!
It's just OK.
100% of the time
Is Thanksgiving turkey actually good, or is it over-hyped?
It's part of Thanksgiving, but not the star.
It's delicious!
Not at all
If it's cooked right, it's great!
Would you ever order eggplant Parmesan?
Maybe
No, eggplant is the devil.
Occasionally
Yes, I love it.

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