Can We Guess How Long It's Been Since You Had a One-Night Stand?

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess How Long It's Been Since You Had a One-Night Stand?
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About This Quiz

When it comes to one-night stands, most people are often at one end of the spectrum or another: they either love them or think they're just no good. But we're not in the business of judging people here, because, well, to each his (or her) own. We prefer to focus on things like guessing which animal you're most like, what color your soul may be and when was the last time you had a one-night stand.

Of course, it'll be difficult to guess when that was, but we think we can do a pretty decent job, but only if you answer our questions. We'll want to know a little about your love life and the people who frequent it, but we'll also want to know about your friends, if you like your job, whether you prefer potato chips to pilates and just some fun things about you as a person. Based on the answers we receive, we'll do our best to come close to the last time you had a one-and-done. 

If you think that we've got the skill to come close to when your last one-night stand was, it's time to get started on this fun, and a tad bit naughty, quiz. 

Are you a good lover?
I hope so.
I can do with more practice.
I'm pretty good.
I think I'm great.
How long have you been having sex?
About five years
Five to 10 years
10 to 20 years
More than 20 years
What kind of lover are you?
Wild
Bold
Playful
Shy

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Which animal would you say you're like in bed?
Rabbit
Lion
Monkey
Dog
What do you call the act of having sex?
Copulating
Fornicating
Having sex
Making love
How many one-night stands have you had?
I've lost count.
More than 10
Five to 10
No more than five

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Where do you usually meet your one-time partners?
Clubs
Online
Gym
While running errands
How would you break off a one-night stand that wanted to be more?
Tell them I don't want anything serious
Tell them I already have a partner
Tell them I'm leaving the country
I'd just be honest.
And how many of your one-night stands became something more?
None
One
Two or three
A handful

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How long does a good session, for you, last?
Five minutes
15 mins
30 mins
An hour
What really turns you on?
Beautiful eyes
Muscles
Great smell
A knowledgeable lover
Do you like using food in the bedroom?
How'd you know?
Sometimes
On special occasions
No

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What quality do you look for in a potential one-time partner?
Confidence
Good looks
Money
Sex appeal
Where do you and your fling do the act?
Their place
My place
A hotel
Wherever
Has a one-night stand ever been awkward for you?
Many of them
A few of them
A handful
Just one

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Do you prefer one-night stands, summer flings or long-term relationships?
One-night stands
Summer flings
On-and-off relationships
Long-term relationships
What's one thing that would annoy you during sex?
Bad breath
Too much talking
No foreplay
Roughness
But what's a big deal breaker in the bedroom?
Talking about exes
A dirty bedroom
A selfish lover
Spitting

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Have you ever stopped someone mid-act?
Many times
A few times
Once
Never
What excuse (lie) would you give if you had to bail on someone?
That I suddenly felt sick
That my mom needed something
That I forgot something I needed to do
I wouldn't lie.
Overall, what percentage of your sexual experiences were good?
30%
50%
70%
90%

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Besides sex, what do you like doing for fun?
Partying
Sleeping
Working out
Cooking
How many close friends do you have?
One
Two
Three
More than three
Do you trust easily?
That would be a hell no
I need some time
Not too easily
I do

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Are you a patient person?
Not in the least
It really depends
Very patient
Too patient
What gets you angriest?
Rude people
Ignorance
People wasting my time
Bad food
How scary can you be when you're mad?
Satan scary
Pretty scary
Not that scary
I'm like a kitten.

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Do you forgive easily?
Not at all
Not that easy
Depends on the crime
Very easily
Have you grown much in the past few years?
I stopped growing a long time ago.
A little bit
Quite a bit
So much that I'm proud of myself
Do you like who you are now?
There are certain things I wish I could change.
For the most part
I do
I love myself.

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