Can We Guess How Long It's Been Since You Got Laid?

By: Khadija L.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess How Long It's Been Since You Got Laid?
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About This Quiz

For many adults, single and those in relationships, doing the deed is a normal part of life, and some of us indulge in this activity quite often. There are also those of us who choose not to engage in the act, whether it is because they are waiting for the right person or because they just want some time to themselves.

Although its original purpose was to create offspring and sustain an animal's population, humans, as well as few other species part take in this activity for both physical and emotional pleasures. Besides all of the health benefits associated with having sex like increased reals of oxytocin and increased production of antibodies, getting laid also increases social bonding in some cases, and the building of trusting relationships between partners.

As time passed, this once taboo topic is now being openly talked about, and there are even classes to help people educate themselves about it, as well as improve and enhance their current sex lives. 

When was the last time that you got busy? Will this quiz be able to guess if it has been a few hours, days, months or years since you got naughty? If you would like to find out the answer to the question, then you should definitely take this quiz!

Which of these words describes you?
Adventurous
Outgoing
Caring
Hard-working
What is your zodiac sign?
Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Which age range do you fall into?
20s
30s
40s
Other

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How often do you go out?
Every weekend
A few times a month
Every now and again
Not very often
Where do you usually meet people?
At bars/clubs
At random places
At work
At the gym
What is your sexual orientation?
Straight
Gay/lesbian
Bisexual
Other

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What kind of relationship are you in?
Single
It's complicated
Married
I'm in a relationship with myself
How many people are you currently seeing?
2
3
1
No one
How would you describe your sex life?
Exciting
Fun
Something's missing
None of your business

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What is your undercover spirit animal?
Lion
Elephant
Shark
Turtle
On a scale of 1 to 10, how sexually frustrated are you?
3
9
5
7
How long have you been sexually active?
I don't remember
More than 10 years
More than 5 years
None of your business

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How often do you get “alone time”?
As often as I can
Every now and then
I never get the time to
All the time
When was the last time you shaved, waxed or had laser hair removal?
I have a regular schedule
2-3 weeks
A month
I can't remember
Where is the most adventurous place that you’ve done it?
The rooftop
The gym
On the beach
On a football field

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How many one-night stands have you had?
A few
1 or 2
None
Thats none of your business
Have you ever taken “the walk of shame”?
Yes
Who hasn't
I can't remember
No
Which of these chat up lines works on you?
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!”
“Were you arrested earlier? Because it must be illegal to look that good!”
“There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off of you”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.”

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Which of these movies do you want your sex life to be like?
"50 Shades of Grey"
"Girls Trip"
"The Shape of Water"
"Shame"
How do you feel when sex scenes pop up on your screen?
Excited
Normal
Indifferent
Jealous
Which of these steamy shows do you / would you watch?
"Spartacus"
"Game of Thrones"
"Orange is the New Black"
"The Affair"

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Which of these songs would you make love to?
"You're Making' Me High" - Toni Braxton
"Nice and Slow" - Usher
"Pony" - Genuine
"Hold On, We're Going Home" - Drake
How do you pass the time between sexual encounters?
Sexting
Talking dirty
Working out
Working
Do you keep an extra pair of clothing on your person?
Always
Sometimes
No
Should I?

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What time of day are you most active?
Night
Morning
Noon
Evening
Which of these things helps you to relax?
The deed
Music
Sleep
Books/television
Which room in the house do you spend most of your time in?
The bedroom
The bathroom
The kitchen
The living room

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What is your favorite flavor?
Neapolitan
Passion fruit
Strawberry
Vanilla
On a hot day, which of these frozen treats would you eat?
Popsicles
Ice cream
Gelato
Frozen yogurt
Which of these candies do you keep stocked in your cupboard?
Hard candy
Gummy bears
Peppermint
Skittles

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You Got: