Can We Guess How Many Tattoos You Have?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess How Many Tattoos You Have?
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About This Quiz

Are you still thinking about getting a tattoo or are you nearing completion of a sleeve? During this quiz, we'll ask you about your love for tattoos. We'll also try to learn more about your personality. All of our questions will not only entertain you, but they will also allow us to take our best guess about the number of tattoos you actually have! 

The number of times you've gone under the needle will show in the way you respond to our crazy questions! The more information you can give us about yourself and your views on tattoos will help, but what really matters is your honesty. Share with us your motivations for getting tattoos and tell us if you would ever get a matching tattoo with someone you love. Then, we'll be able to make an accurate estimate about the number inky, artworks you have hidden beneath your clothes. 

Make sure to prep the area before we begin this tattoo quiz! One of our qualified artists will analyze your responses against those of their extensive client lists. Their experience will make sure all of your information matches your number of tattoos. Then, we'll let you know what we think!

How rebellious are you?
Not at all.
Maybe a little.
Quite a bit.
Totally rebellious.
Are you comfortable in groups?
Of course.
Usually.
Somewhat.
Not at all.
How would you describe your hairstyle?
Conservative.
Normal.
Funky.
Wild.

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Are you artistic?
Nope.
Not really.
A little.
Very much.
Have you ever been in a mosh pit?
What is that?
No way.
A couple times.
Sure, all the time.
Have you ever died your hair a funky color?
No way.
No, but I have thought about it.
A few times.
All the time.

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Have you ever given the Devil Horn sign?
The what?
No way.
Yeah, but to be ironic.
Of course.
How often do you wear leather?
Never.
I used to, but I don't anymore.
Occasionally.
All the time.
When you see someone with lots of tattoos you think...
Creepy.
Odd.
Interesting.
Cool.

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Ever thought of getting a neck tattoo?
Gross, are you kidding?
No.
Yeah, but wouldn't that hurt?
Yeah, those are super cool.
What class would you want to take?
Business
Marketing
Creative writing
Sculpting
Where would you go out at night?
A movie.
A wine bar.
A dance club.
A dive bar.

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Do you like freaking people out?
No, why would I want to do that?
Not really.
Umm, it can be kind of fun.
I love it.
What would you be most likely to buy at a flea market?
Tools
Clothes
Books
Old records
"Sons of Anarchy" is...
Lame.
Okay.
Pretty cool.
Awesome.

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What do you think of women in tattoos?
Gross.
I don't mind it.
I like it okay.
Why should it matter what gender a person is?
When was the last time you stayed up all night?
I don't think I ever have.
Years ago.
A year ago.
Within the last few months.
Which of these cities would you like to live in?
Paris
London
Dublin
Prague

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Are you good at skateboarding?
I have never tried.
I stink.
I am pretty good.
I am awesome.
Do you ever call women "dude"?
No, that is wrong.
No, I never say dude.
Yeah, but I feel dumb.
All the time.
What do you when you get angry?
Yell.
Go for a walk.
Go out and party.
Write in my journal.

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Do most people understand you?
I guess so, I am not that complicated.
Probably.
I don't think so.
No way.
Which of these bands do you prefer?
Blink-182
The Offspring
Green Day
Rancid
Do you mind spending money on art?
I don't have money for that.
I have other things I would rather spend my money on.
I don't mind.
No, I love doing it.

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How many piercings do you have?
None
2
3
4 or more
Do you have a tattoo idea you have never done?
No, I never have thought about that.
I do have an idea that is kind of cool.
Yeah, but I don't know if I would dare to do it.
Yes, and I am saving up for it now.
What is your perfect date look like?
Clean cut.
They have a hot body.
They are handsome/pretty.
They look fascinating.

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Someone just told you that you look dangerous, what do you think?
I am insulted.
I am confused.
I don't care.
I am psyched.
What do you read the most?
I don't read much at all.
Non-fiction.
Commercial fiction.
Literary fiction.
Where would you most like to live?
The country.
The suburbs.
A coastal town.
The city.

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