Can We Guess How Often You Get Laid?

By: Raj Chander
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Can We Guess How Often You Get Laid?
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About This Quiz

It's been the subject of too many songs, movies, poems, paintings and other pieces of art to name in a single list or index. But sex, one of the oldest and most natural activities in human history, is also one that comes with a broad spectrum of perceptions and opinions.

In some cultures, sex remains a taboo subject. For example, many countries in the Middle East, including Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia have outlawed pornography. Yet in other parts of the world like Iceland, sex is something common and casual, not burdened by the significant meaning that more traditional cultures place on sexual bonds.

On a more individual level, people tend to be judged by their sexual exploits – for better or worse. But the truth is, our sexual habits are just like clothes – everyone has different styles and preferences. Some people were simply born with a higher desire to make love.

It's usually easy to tell who's doing the deed often and who isn't, based on their behavior and characteristics. Just divulge your details in the questions below, and we'll tell you how happy you are south of the border. Grab a fistful of sheets, close your eyes, bite your lip, and get started.

Sex starts with attraction – what would potential romantic partners say is your most attractive feature?
Confident demeanor
Smile
Friendliness
Niceness
More time with a partner usually means more sex – how many relationships have you been in?
None, unless you count my fantasies ...
Two
More than five
Too many to remember
You and your romantic partner are planning a date night. What's your ideal agenda for the evening?
Drinks at a hot bar followed by an even hotter time at home
Ordering delivery, with dessert in the bedroom
Playing a fun board game for a few hours
Umm ... I don't know, whatever they want to do.

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Where we live says a lot about us. Which of these cities best matches your personality?
Minneapolis
Des Moines
Los Angeles
Paris
Colors are often associated with sexuality. What color is most prominent in your bedroom?
Brown
Light blue
Pink
Black
Which of these vehicles would you most want to drive?
Ferrari
Lamborghini
Monster Truck
Millenium Falcon

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First impressions are powerful when it comes to sex. What is the first thing you notice about a potential sexual partner?
Their eyes
Their perception of me
Their face
The chemistry between us
Hollywood is notorious for its sexual stories – which of these is your favorite movie?
"Don Jon"
"Swingers"
"Terminator 2: Judgment Day"
"Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
If you had the chance to escape to any dream destination for a vacation, where would you go?
Vancouver
Cancun
Ibiza
International Space Station

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Interactions with ourself can tell us a lot about interactions with others. How do you calm yourself down when you need to relax?
It takes me a while, but I eventually talk myself back to balance.
I just stay anxious or upset until it wears off naturally.
I take a second to center my mind and get back in touch with my purpose.
I leave the area and gather myself for a few minutes.
Celebrities have a variety of views on sexuality. Which famous person are you most like?
Jennifer Aniston
Dan Bilzerian
Steve Carell
Miley Cyrus
Sex and music are closely related. What's your favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake It Off"
Nine Inch Nails - "Closer"
John Williams - "Imperial March"
Mariah Carey - "We Belong Together"

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If you were at a bar trying to find a romantic partner, what kind of drink would you order?
Bourbon, neat
Martini
Gin & Tonic
Root Beer
Dating comes before sex – usually. What topics do you avoid on a first date?
Anything remotely controversial
Nothing really, I can handle any reaction.
Politics and religion
Anything not about fantasy novels
At a social event, you run into someone who you want to be your next sexual partner. How do you make the first move?
I never make the first move!
Tell a friend to go talk to them.
Just go up and confidently talk to them.
Buy them a drink.

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What is your attitude about pornography?
It's all I've really got.
I probably use it more than I should.
I'm a big fan.
I use it when I need to.
Sex is all about the atmosphere – which artist would you play to set the mood?
Marvin Gaye
Rihanna
The Weeknd
Ramin Djawadi
You are heading out on the town to grab some grub with your date in hopes for an intimate dessert. What are you eating?
Chicken fingers
Tapas
Spaghetti and meatballs
Steak

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Many people intertwine sex and imagination – what's your biggest fantasy in the bedroom?
I've already enacted most of them.
Something wild involving costumes and handcuffs
Having sex in a public place
Doing it on a starship
Our social relationships can say a lot about our sex lives. How's your social circle?
I only have a couple of friends.
I have a normal amount of friends.
I have a few close friends but don't see them much.
I have a small number of very close friends.
What is your ideal profession?
IT Hardware Technician
Business Executive
Artist
Bank Manager

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Many of us wear our hearts on our sleeves – how would you describe your style of dress?
Expressive and different
Conventional yet bold
Traditional
Whatever my mom picks out
Which of these superpowers (not involving sex) would you want to have?
Invisibility
Flying
Reading minds
Super strength
It doesn't always work out romantically – how do you handle being rejected?
I stay home alone feeling bad for days.
I stew about it and get upset.
It rarely happens, but I brush it off.
I complain to my friends.

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Which of these is the way you are most likely to meet your next sexual partner?
Meeting them at an art exhibit
Picking them up at a bar
Getting setup with them by friends
Hopefully through my parents
Our leisure habits say a lot about us. What are you most likely to be doing on a Saturday night?
Playing an MMORPG
Watching Netflix
Out drinking with friends
Participating in an art or music scene
Where do you keep your credit cards and cash?
Wallet
Fanny pack
Money clip
My pocket

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We all drift from time to time. What are you most likely to be daydreaming about?
Running into the love of my life
Meeting my future spouse on a different planet
Achieving more success at work
Fulfilling my true purpose
Marriage is a big part of sex for many people. Where would you most want to get married?
An exotic island
A church
A casino
Westeros
Not everyone wants to think about it, but children are sometimes a consequence of sex. What do you think about having kids?
I want to have them but it will probably be a while.
One day soon I'll have kids.
Maybe one day, but not in the near future.
Kids are not in my future.

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