Can We Guess If You Have a Strong Work Ethic?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Can We Guess If You Have a Strong Work Ethic?
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About This Quiz

These days, people are working harder than has been the case in 40 years, and they're not getting as much for it: One estimate suggests that if wages had tracked worker productivity or gains by the top incomes, the median household income in America would be closer to $85,000 than the current $59,000. That means that a great work ethic used to be optional, but is becoming ever more necessary to simply survive in the world.

This is insanely unfair, but everyone has their own way of coping with it. Some say, "Screw it" and just do the minimum; they know the game is no longer winnable and conclude the only way to win is not to play. The vast majority do their best and try to carve out what space they can for their personal relationships and goals, and if they find a fulfilling, decently paid or stimulating job (or, holy of holies, one that is all three!) then they count their blessings.

Meanwhile, some people double down on the rat race. They figure that if only the top 10 percent are really reaping the rewards, then they need to be in that group. They decide to make like the shire horse Boxer in George Orwell's "Animal Farm" and simply respond to all challenges by saying, "I will work harder!" While some simply don't have the chance to meaningfully choose that option, and others work themselves to the breaking point under the combined weight of paid work, care work and other responsibilities, a few of the super-workers make it through to the sunlit uplands of a balanced life, with fulfilling, well-remunerated work. Which of these sounds like you? Let's find out!

How often did you raise your hand in elementary school?
Only when I knew the answer
Most of the time, even if I didn't know the answer
Once in a while
Never
Do you fear burnout?
Fear it? No, it's here.
Yes, in the abstract
Not really
Nah
How ambitious are you?
I'm just trying to stay alive, man.
Intensely
A healthy amount
Yawn

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What is "full-time" to you?
60 hours or more
50 hours or more
40 hours
Whatever the French say it is
Does your workplace suffer from a culture of "presenteeism"?
Goodness, yes
Suffer from? How can we suffer from something so awesome?
No, thank God
I don't know what that is.
How would you complete the following sentence: "Well begun is..."?
Half done
A good start
Enough for today
More than I meant to do

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How much of a procrastinator are you?
I procrastinate so little that I'm taking this quiz while I poop.
Not much
Depends on the task
Let me answer that after I finish building this model of the White House out of painted Jenga bricks!
What's your primary form of exercise?
Rushing around all day, including my job
The gym, with a trainer
I work out with a buddy.
Going to the fridge
Is the word "can't" in your vocabulary?
I wish
Never!
Yes, it's just a fact that sometimes you can't.
Obviously it is. Pretending I can't is a great way to get out of people resenting me when really, I just don't wanna.

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In "Lord of the Rings", Bilbo Baggins says he feels, "Thin, like butter that's been scraped across too much bread." Can you relate?
Bilbo is me. I am Bilbo. We are one.
No! Get more butter!
Once in a while, yes.
Not really. In this analogy, I have a stick of butter and only one crouton.
What time do you get up?
5 a.m.
6 a.m.
7 a.m.
Whenever
Would you ever accept a party invitation on a school night?
I couldn't if I wanted to.
If it's for networking or my scheduled night off, yes
No, I'll get tired.
Why not? I'm gonna be late, anyway.

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Where do you think you're headed in life?
I'm just putting one foot in front of the other.
To the top!
To a comfortable middle
Goodness knows
How many people do you typically take care of in at least some way during the day, all the way from making their tea to doing their copying to feeding or bathing them?
All the people? It feels like all the people.
Several
One
I barely take care of me.
What is the hardest day's work you've ever done, in terms of the task you did?
Caring for a person with dementia while babysitting a toddler
Getting the Philips report in on time
Writing my dissertation
I once had a computer screen was angled such that I had to keep a window open with work in it, next to Farmville. It was intense.

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What is the longest day's work you've ever done?
More than 24 hours
Over 18 hours
Over 12 hours
Over 8 hours
How many hours of sleep do you get per night?
6-7
7-8
8 on the nose
More than 9
Do you feel like the rat race is winnable for you?
Just about, but it's a slog!
Yes! I am winning!
Yes, but why would I want to win it?
I doubt it.

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What is the point of work, in your view?
To fulfill my potential and support my family
To do something amazing with my life
To make enough to keep my family comfortable
To pay bills
Are you available to your workplace outside regular office hours?
Of course
Yes, within reason
Not really
I don't even acknowledge coworkers when I see them around town, and I live in a small town.
Have you ever pulled a sickie when you weren't sick?
No. If I say I'm sick, I'm at death's door.
Just once. I was young and in love.
I do that at least once a year.
Constantly!

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If you won $10m on the lottery, what would you do about your work?
I'd quit some jobs and hire help for some tasks, but I'd absolutely continue working in the same field.
I'd do everything exactly as I do now, but with nicer clothes and more charitable giving.
I would probably quit and do something low-pressure with myself.
Oh, I'm gone. Luxury world tour, here I come!
How many full-length books do you read per year that aren't required by your job?
10
25 or more
5
Why would I do that?
How long a vacation can you take before you get antsy?
I don't know, I've never had a real vacation.
Four days
Two weeks
I've had a lot of vacations and never hit that limit yet.

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At what charge level on your phone do you get low-battery anxiety?
12%
25%
7%
I don't really get that. If it's urgent, they'll call back.
What is the most meaningful work you do most days?
Caring for people I love, and working on causes I care about
Making my business succeed so lots of employees can have a good life
Being with my kids and my boo
I sometimes give a quarter to this homeless guy who lives on my block.
How tidy is your home?
I am ahead of the mess. Just.
It's immaculate. I pay someone to clean it.
It's a bit messy.
It looks like a whirlwind dropped a bomb on a pigsty.

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How do you mentally justify spending time or money on something nice for yourself, like a massage?
I don't.
If it's professionally important, like a manicure to meet a dress code, or medically necessary like a massage, I'll justify it.
I have an amount I'm allowed to spend on myself and if it's inside that, anything goes.
If I want it, I get it.
Do you feel like if you aren't always optimizing yourself, you're falling behind?
Yes. I know it's insane and I hate it.
I don't feel it. I know it.
I worry about it sometimes, but then I have a nice lie down and feel sane again.
Why would that concern anyone?
What do we say to the gods of housework?
I'm doing it! What more do you want from me?!
Soon
Not today!
Never

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