Can We Guess If You Kiss and Tell?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess If You Kiss and Tell?
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About This Quiz

There are two kinds of kissers and tellers in the world. Some people get so excited about their hookups and are so proud of themselves they can't wait to dish to a friend. You've probably experienced something like that before. After all, it can be pretty intense if someone you think is super hot is actually into you. Of course you want to tell a friend.

On the other hand, some people do it in a kind of insidious way, breaking confidence and spreading rumors about people because, well, who knows why? To make themselves feel better? To make the other person look bad? To audition for a new season of "Riverdale?" It's hard to say.

Of course, there are also people in the world whose lips are sealed immediately after that kiss happens. There may be kissing, but there's definitely no telling. They like to keep things discrete because, really, why should it be anyone else's business? It's all up to the individual and how they feel about sharing private information. So do you think we can guess which kind of person you might be? Do you keep your smooching low-key or are you out there sharing it with the world? Why not take the quiz and we'll find out!

We need to know some basics here. How many kisses you've had?
Like 100. Maybe more. Definitely more.
Some. I have had some.
None of your beeswax
Ever? That's an insane question to ask.
So are you a good kisser or what?
I could give lessons.
I have no idea.
Maybe
I think I'm good. Someone said I was good.
How many close friends do you have?
Tons!
A few
Enough
Well, one best friend

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Lips together or lips parted?
Part them lips!
Well, that depends on who you're kissing.
To whistle? You need to part them a little bit.
You can do one then the other.
What's a good place to kiss beside the lips? Keep it clean!
The neck
The cheek
The hand
Behind the ear
Kisses are fine and all but hey, how about a Hershey Kiss? What's the best kind?
Cherry cordial!
Almond
Just regular chocolate
Candy cane

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Do you kiss on the first date?
Maaaaaaybe
Sometimes!
Who's to say?
Nope
Do people usually come to you for advice about relationship stuff?
All the time
Sometimes
Never
A few of my friends do.
Have you ever been on a double date?
Yup
No, but I guess I would.
Is that a thing people do for real?
Never

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What's the longest relationship you've ever had?
Under a year
About a year
A few years
Over a year
Do you kiss acquaintances and friends when you're saying hello or goodbye?
Yes!
Just some people
I sure don't.
Not really, but if they go in for one, I won't recoil in fear or anything.
Do you kiss your pets?
Well, yeah
No
I don't have any pets
I probably have.

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Are you able to keep secrets?
No. No, I am not.
Most of the time
Always
The important ones, sure.
Where are you going to plant a first kiss on someone?
Wherever we are when the mood seems right
At the movies
At the door at the end of a date
In a club
Do you like being the center of attention or would you rather be on the sidelines?
I do like being in the center of all things.
Well, where am I being the center of attention?
No need to be the center of attention.
It depends on my mood.

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Is PDA ever acceptable?
Heck yeah!
Maybe sometimes
Nah, keep that at home.
Within reason
What's the best way to keep your breath fresh for a kiss anyway?
You need gum.
Mints
Proper oral hygiene
Listerine
What happens if the person you're kissing has some heinous garlic breath?
Offer them some gum!
Grin and bear it.
Make up an excuse to not kiss.
Keep it fast and friendly.

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What makes a kiss a bad kiss?
Bad breath
If they don't put any effort into it
If it's all sloppy and gross
Too much tongue
Have you ever hooked up with someone you met online?
Yup
Well, not in person
Nope
Once
Would you trust your friends if they hooked you up on a blind date?
Of course!
Maybe
Nope!
I'd give it a try but I'd be nervous.

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How many texts do you think you send in a single day?
Maybe 200
Under 100, I'm sure.
Barely any
I couldn't even guess.
What do you like to do when you have a day off?
Hang out with friends
So much nothing
Read
It depends on what kind of day it is.
Water slides or rollercoasters?
Both!
Water slide
Neither!
Rollercoaster

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When you meet someone new, do you like to tell them all about yourself or do you want to know all about them?
I kind of like to talk about myself.
I guess it depends on how things play out.
I'd like to know their story.
Both, hopefully
Do you prefer to talk to someone on the phone or in person?
In person for sure
Phone
Talking? No thanks.
Text
What's the best place to go on a date?
A concert
An amusement park
A quiet walk by the water
Dinner

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If you're Netflixing and chilling, what's going to be the Netflix half?
A horror movie
Comedy
A slow burn kind of thriller
Action
Who had the coolest make-up in the band KISS?
Obviously, it was Gene Simmons.
Paul Stanley
Vinnie Vincent
Ace Frehley
When you were a kid, did you ever go sneaking around the house looking for Christmas or birthday presents?
You bet I did.
When I was really young
Of course not
Hey, if I found some, it just meant they weren't hidden well.

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