Can We Guess if You Prefer Vegemite or Marmite?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess if You Prefer Vegemite or Marmite?
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About This Quiz

In a very basic way, Marmite and Vegemite are the same thing: an extract of yeast leftover from the process of brewing beer. But they're the same thing in much the same way that a burger from McDonald's is the same as a burger from Burger King: They're the same, but not they're not "the same." To some people, they're both the worst thing ever, but to many others, they're a pretty delicious spread to use in recipes or even just to slather on some toast. Salty and full of umami, they both offer up a punch of flavor that can really enhance a lot of dishes. But which one is the one for you? And if we're being super technical, there are actually two different kind of Marmites out there - one exclusive to New Zealand - making your choice even more complicated.

If you're a fan of that rich flavor — which also happens to be packed full of nutrients — then you've likely chosen one over the other. Certain things about your personal tastes and upbringing have no doubt influenced which one you like more, and we can figure that out. 

Think we can guess which yeasty treat is the one you like the most? Take the quiz and see!

If you're looking to snack on something while you watch a movie are you going salty or sweet?
Bring on the salt!
Sweets for the sweet!
How salty are we talking?
Why not both?
If you could visit any of these cities to spend a bit of time partying with friends, where would you go?
Sydney
Paris
London
Auckland
Which marsupial is the best marsupial of all?
Koala
Kangaroo
Possum
Wallaby

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Are you a party animal when you go out, or more of a wallflower?
Come on! I am the party!
Maybe in the middle
I tend to be a little reserved
Depends on the day and the party
What would you say is the greatest card game ever devised?
Poker
Do we have to play cards?
Blackjack
Go Fish
How often would you say you get so involved in a TV show you actually yell things at the characters?
All the time!
Never
Not very often
Only when the characters deserve it

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Suppose the day comes when we have robots capable of working as servants. Would you get a robot maid?
Heck yeah, I would!
No way, I saw "The Terminator"
Maybe a butler
I'd have a robot maid, dog, chauffeur and best friend!
What's your favorite thing to eat on toast aside from salty, yeasty spreads like Marmite or Vegemite?
Cream Cheese
I'm not a big toast fan
Jelly
Peanut Butter
People love having pets but let's be honest, pets can get pretty ripe. What's the stinkiest pet you've ever encountered?
Dogs can get pretty nasty
Turtles smell and that's a fact
Cats. Ever smelled a litter box?
Any small rodents tend to stink

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You've got your jar of Vegemite or Marmite at home. Where do you store it?
The cupboard
In the fridge
Next to the peanut butter
Does it matter?
If you're looking to get in shape what's your go-to workout routine?
I like to walk
The remote
Maybe a jog
Swimming
You've met someone attractive: How do you let them know you're interested?
Just come out and say it
Get a friend to chat me up
Play it cool and try to seem interesting
Make myself irresistible

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What kind of person are you when you get behind the wheel of a car?
Pedal to the metal, baby!
I don't drive
I try to drive defensively
Same as always
Some people fully hate Vegemite and Marmite. How would you try to sway their opinion?
You need to have it the right way
Not worth trying
You need to ease into it
Hey, if they don't like it there's more for me
If black, white and grey are not options, what color are you most likely to wear?
Red
Blue
Yellow
Green

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Where do you do most of your shopping these days?
Amazon
Walmart
Wherever online
The mall
When you go for a job interview, are you usually confident and prepared, or do you wing it?
I don't prepare, but I'm still pretty relaxed
Depends on the job, I guess
I always prepare
I'm confidently unprepared
What's the best ingredient to go on a salad, besides lettuce?
Bacon bits
Cucumber
Croutons
Grilled chicken

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Have you ever posted a lie on social media just to impress your followers?
Never
Why would I do that?
Maybe
I gotta keep it interesting, right?
Of all the tasty, food-filled holidays on the calendar, which one is your favorite?
Christmas
Easter
Thanksgiving
Halloween
You know how sometimes characters in horror movies act a little dumb? Which horror villain do you think you could outsmart?
Michael Myers
The Leprechaun
Jigsaw
Jason Vorhees

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When you were a kid, how did you deal with bullies?
I tried to fight back
I was never bullied
I avoided them as much as I could
Hate to say it, but I was kind of a bully
Space tourism is starting to become a thing. Would you pay to visit space?
That would be awesome!
Nooooooooo
Maybe if it was affordable?
Can I go to the moon? I want to go to the moon!
Who'd win in a fight, Batman or Spider-Man?
Batman, of course
Wolverine
Spider-Man has actual superpowers, so ...
Are you kidding? They'd team up!

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You like to keep stuff looking spiffy, yeah? Is your bed made right at this second?
Not as such
It's made!
Define "made"
No idea, mate
When you go to the theater to watch a movie, what's your go-to snacking experience?
I'll have a hot dog
M&Ms
Popcorn
I sneak in outside snacks like a rebel
Are you good at talking people through a crisis, or do you fall apart under pressure?
Oh, I can handle the pressure
I've never tried, really
This whole question is making me feel ill
I can try, but my advice isn't always the best

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How do you like to spend a day off?
Partying!
Sleeping
Chillin'
Netflix
Sometimes you just don't want to move a whole bunch. What's the best sport that doesn't require you to run?
Golf
Archery
Bowling
Wrestling
What's the best salty snack?
Chips
Pretzels
Popcorn
Peanuts

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